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Black Panther 2 is the funniest movie I've seen since Black Panther 1

so I was watching BP2 on the first friday of Black History Month. hey, don't judge me, it was a family thing and my phone was dead.

I honestly don't think I've laughed so hard at a movie in a long time, and that includes actual comedy films. Everything is just so r-slurred.

  • The main villian is this goofy-butt motherlover with wings on his feet, and you are supposed to think that he is scary or something

  • Main character's side-kick is a 19 year old who is vastly smarter than all white people. she invented something for "metallurgy class" and the CIA stole it lmao. then she made her own iron man suit. I shit you not, this is a real character in this movie

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  • one of the first fight scenes is three black superheroes running away from the police. like, the literal police.

  • fighting spear lady from the first one gets her own iron man suit for some reason, and it has fricking dreadlocks lmaooo.

  • villian returns to his home on land and just runs into a bunch of slaves and goes into pure incel-rage mode. genuinely hilarious scene. seriously, watch this shit

  • at the end of the movie it turns out that black panther had a son he abandoned 🤣

  • the white spy guy commited treason against the united states for some fricking reason, when spear lady rescues him she says "a colonizer in chains? ironic"

  • also wakanda is revealed to be massive peepees to literally every other country in the world.

there's also, of course, the holdovers from the first movie

  • ape guy is back (who thought this was a good idea)

  • the herb looks suspiciously like lean :marseygucci:

it's also just funny in concept. the entire movie is black cope and seethe the entire way through. everything about wakanda and the black heroes is just an inversion of racist stereotypes cranked up to the extreme.

  • Black people are stupid? In Wakanda black people are so smart they make everyone else look stupid in comparison.

  • Black people are weak? In Wakanda black people are so powerful that literally the entire earth trembles because of them.

  • African art is primitive? In Wakanda african art is in literally all technology, and all ships and shit look like african masks.

Unfortunately I can't recommend it because half the movie was actors boringly sucking their own peepees about Chadwick Boseman dying and how he was so influential etc. Look, nothing against the guy, but when I go out, I'd rather you just throw me in the dumpster than dedicate a terrible capeshit to me.

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You're about to get blown the frick out, butthole. :marseynoooticer:

The main villian is this goofy-butt motherlover with wings on his feet, and you are supposed to think that he is scary or something

:marseysoylentgrin: Well if you watched the movie you'd know how powerful he was with his strength and speed? And they get right to pooping on his little wings several times in the movie.

Main character's side-kick is a 19 year old who is vastly smarter than all white people. she invented something for "metallurgy class" and the CIA stole it lmao. then she made her own iron man suit. I shit you not, this is a real character in this movie

This is hardly the first time a supe movie has capitalized on the intelligent kid trope. Maybe there's some other reason to your disgust... :chudsey:

one of the first fight scenes is three black superheroes running away from the police. like, the literal police.

...aaaand here we are folks. He's purposely mischaracterizing the plot buildup of the U.S. government :marseyglow: not wanting their prized child asset (who by the way is being exploited by the Feds to build incredible technology at little pay) to go on a little trip outside of the country which agreed to and got excited about :marseypleading2:

fighting spear lady from the first one gets her own iron man suit for some reason, and it has fricking dreadlocks lmaooo.

What's wrong with dreadlocks? Oh wait :chudsey:

villian returns to his home on land and just runs into a bunch of slaves and goes into pure incel-rage mode. genuinely hilarious scene. seriously, watch this shit

This was a flashback that didn't just have "slaves" but Spanish conquistadors who were mistreating the slaves. All while his own people were slaughtered. Maybe you can't understand his rage of a lost family because you were dragged kicking and screaming to a nice outing with your family? :marseycuck:

at the end of the movie it turns out that black panther had a son he abandoned 🤣

His sister was watching his son while he expected to DIE from illness :marseydepressed: I'm not sure if you expect him to cough blood all over his son?

the white spy guy committed treason against the united states for some fricking reason, when spear lady rescues him she says "a colonizer in chains? ironic"

"for some fricking reason" He was supposed to inform about contact with Wakanda, and didn't. Your basic failure to catch this shows how you were begging for a minstrel show. :marseyracistgrandpa:

also wakanda is revealed to be massive peepees to literally every other country in the world.

Yes? Every other country blows each other up and wants to kill each other :marseyglow2: Wakanda is wise enough not to enable that. Perhaps you'd like to be dropped in with all the other Russian artillery men serving on the front line? :marseyvatnik:

ape guy is back (who thought this was a good idea)

Literally not a problem? Sadly racist sees what racists does. :marseysoycrytremble:

the herb looks suspiciously like lean :marseygucci:

See above :marseysigh:

it's also just funny in concept. the entire movie is black cope and seethe the entire way through. everything about wakanda and the black heroes is just an inversion of racist stereotypes cranked up to the extreme.

Not going to even address this point because you've already proven to write this post in bad faith :trolldespair:

Stick to writing code and technical writeups because this was incredibly underwhelming :marseysleep:

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>prized child asset (who by the way is being exploited by the Feds to build incredible technology at little pay)

I mean this is just comically villainous and says more about the writers than it does the US government. We're talking about a country that spends trillions on defense, yet we're supposed to believe that they can't even spare a fraction of that to help keep an irreplaceable and invaluable technological asset loyal?

What advantage does the government get from underpaying and exploiting her? The money is a drop in the bucket, it's completely against their best interests. The only reason to include this is for a "we black women is so exploited and unappreciated" narrative. At least have them do something believeable like use the money to manipulate her and her family, or outright threaten her family when bribery fails.

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Half our best scientists from the last century were literal Nazis that were given glowie protection, but paying a kween is a step too far

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I'm gonna say the word, guys.


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No, dont say bird


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It was kind of you to concede the truth of his conclusion

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This looks okay to me.

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Excuse me but BIPOCs making monkey sounds is the height of Black cinema.


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I didn't "watch" Black Panther. You know what I did? I sat my white butt down....and listened

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The villain had a fricking bone through his nose too.

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Marvel stopped being fun as soon as it stopped being about rich people blowing up Arabs to virtue signal and flex their gigabrajn and punching Nazis in the classical American sense (not the modern larp shit)


Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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Exhibit A: a poor person complaining about Marvel cashing in on wokeness and making half a billion in box office profits.

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>the quality of a film is based solely on how much money it made

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:marseyagree:

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This person can vote, by the way.


Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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inversely?

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Said who? you dirty commie.

Why do you hate capitalism?

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shalom

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Havent watched part 2, but the funniest thing about wakanda is that it is only american bipoc stereotypes, not even normal africans (you know, where the country is supposed to be).

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My favorite part is where they keep calling the token white man a colonizer even though the character really doesn't do anything wrong. It's especially great because according to the plot Wakanda had vastly superior technology and did nothing to stop the slave trade, but somehow every single Wakandan feels morally superior. :marseysmug: Yes I'm seething.

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What, you don't like media having the 'heros' show unapologetical contempt towards people just for the color of their skin, which is never addressed by the narrative as a bad thing?

Chud

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:marseyraging:

Honestly can't remember the movie much but I just remember the token white guy acting as a straight man for the audience and those arrogent buttholes just insulting him every time.

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'Wakanda' itself sounds like some slur from some racist hillbilly who can't name a single African country

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Its based on Liberia (african american country in africa)


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The country where freed American slaves showed up and immediately enslaved the natives? Where in more recent times there was a big civil war with rampant cannibalism and shit? That’s the one they went with?

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no im just being a chud


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Don't forgetting the part where they need to open their incredibly advanced energy shield so they... play the bongos.

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>Most advanced society in the world

>Their leadership is decided by BIPOCs fighting on a mountain

>Villain wins the fight in a fair way and becomes their leader

>We must now overthrow the goverment because the bad guy won in our r-slurred system

:#marseyretard2::#marseysmoothbrain:

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>most advanced society in the world

>battles are dudes with spears trying to shank each other like it's the 1800s

I want to see violence in Wakanda being abhorred because it's horrific. Nanobot swarms, suicide drones, targeted bioweapons, disintegration beams, sonic weapons, EMP bombs everywhere etc

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I call this cope-fiction. See also RRR.

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RRR might be cope-fiction but at least it was fun


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exactly, it's aware at least to some degree it's a huge pile of bullshit but it makes the entire experience fun and it's not trying to say this is pure factual history. Not to the degree marvel is anyways.

Both black panther movies genuinely try to sell you on the idea that black people are the most oppressed people on earth but what if a small group of them were also somehow the most intelligent and advanced because of some magical bullshit ore that literally does everything and solves every problem because the writer for the movies is a childish moron. Even in the comics the ore had limitations and wasn't just a mcguffin that solves every problem automatically.

I hate modern hollywood so fricking much it's unreal.

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See also RRR.

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how is rrr comparable to wakanda2?!

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One is historical cope-fiction and the other is futuristic cope-fiction.

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well then lagaan comes under the same category then

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Yes.

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It even has a villager hero romancing a British foid like RRR. Common trope of Indian copefiction it seems. I remember a Tamil movie doing the same.

Remember if you support cope-fiction you support simping for not just white but ANGLO foids:marseydisgust:.

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Indian copefiction seems like an interesting movie genre. Do you have any other recommendations?

I'm sure there's plenty of Western copefiction but the only examples that come to mind are Braveheart and Inglorious Bastards (being a Tarantino movie it's hard to properly categorize :marseyshrug:).

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Lagaan. There are couple of other south Indian movies whose name escapes me right now.

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I was expecting NTR to say "sike b-word! it wasn't real lmao, I was just using you" but it doesn't happen :marseysad:

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Lmao I dropped it at the dance good to see it was a good choice.

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How do people not cringe at that

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RRR was a masterpiece.


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:#marseybegging: can I frick your corpse before we throw it in the dumpster?

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:marseycoomer: why wait?

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Stan Lee admitted he stole the idea for a futuristic hidden city in Africa from The Flash :marseychudnotes:

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Literally took ape city and applied it to black people lmao

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It reminds me of those BET originals where all the multimillionaires, detectives, forensic pathologists, doctors are black and they're all dressed like kevin samuels, but with afro-futurism costumes. I wonder if they were going for that

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Yeah, BP2 was just... boring. I mean it barely even had the actual Black Panther in it and honestly it wasn't even necessary for the plot. It's a franchise driven purely by the appeal of the Afrofuturist aesthetic but now it's getting mixed with Mesofuturism in some weird way. I wasn't huge on the first movie but it all just seems marketed at shitlibs, kangz and bugmen... ooooh wakanda forever, take my money.

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I MUST CONSOOM TO HONOR BLACK ACTING MANS LEGACY

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Is this that movie where Martin freeman gets called a colonizer in every scene or is that another mcu film

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That was BP1, another funny film, almost worth a watch from the constant unintentional comedy

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I believe this is true in both films :xd:

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Isn't the funniest part how it's actually obviously racist, cuz it's based on weird, childish 1975 comic. That was my favorite part of BP1, that and the cognitive dissonance.

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I like when the villain was radicalized by his experience living in modern America, and not literally any third-world country with a black population or the Arab nations that hold effectively enslaved African populations. Because the writers cannot relate to any experience not on their doorstep.

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I got baited into watching BP1 at the movie theater because I genuinely liked Black Panther in Civil War

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If you want to watch something similar but way more unfunny and boring you can watch You People on Netflix

Imagine an Eddy Murphy movie where he makes not a single attempt throughout the entire hour and a half to make a single joke, and Jonah Hill playing a white guy obsessed with black culture.

Now imagine 70% of the movie being oblivious whites being accidentally racist because of how stupid they are and black people being annoyed

And then the movie just ends

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And then the movie just ends

Is this happening more these days? I’ve watched a couple of films lately that don’t seem like having any conclusion mattered at all, it’s like the writer just gave up on the plot and the filmmakers were hoping the vibe would carry the film alone

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The conclusion of the movie is like 30 seconds when the father of the black girl and the mother of the white guy admit they were wrong and setup a spontaneous marriage for them, after they cancelled the marriage three months ago and hadn't seen each other since

It was super short, incredibly r-slurred and unfun

I think it's just a sign of poor writing skills in general, they only have a vague idea for the plot of the movie and don't have the skills to do everything surrounding it

Reminds me of SNL, they have an idea for a joke, but they have no idea how to start or end it to turn the joke into a decent sketch

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Writing a coherent story with an ending isn’t (((subverting expectations))).

In all seriousness movies like that are created based on the writer wanting to create a few scenes that matter that they want to see, not based around a full story arc.

In this case someone saw that Seth McFarlane joke about Lois listing off every black person she’s seen on TV and made a movie loosely structured around it.

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I guess it's possible this was a good movie, but everything I've heard sounds like they were just banking on Chadwick's death + bipockiness to make peepeeriding legally mandatory.

I liked the first movie as a science fantasy about the monarchy of a fictional African country dealing with its place in the world, but the parts where he dresses up as a cat and punches people were ridiculous and dissonant. When you mutate capeshit enough, it becomes out of place on its own narrative. Telling new stories is better than muh IP and cinematic universes.

Also, why are Wakandans bitter about white people and colonialism when they were never colonized, and did nothing to help their neighbors?

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It's really not a good movie. Half of the movie is people sitting and talking to each other about how Chaddys death made them feel sad

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I saw this in theaters and really enjoyed it. I never saw the first one but I liked the visuals and I thought the Hermes villain guy was fun. My favorite scenes were them exploring the underwater civilization, reminded me of Avatar in a way, in that the story isn’t great but the visuals and interesting word building kept me engaged.

The main black girl was a really good actor but the sidekick was both terribly played and terribly written I agree with that.

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I will say the underwater city was dope. Unfortunately we only see it for like two minutes lol

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Ape guy?

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There's a gigantic black guy from the mountain region, he leads a tribe that all hoot and holler like apes

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He is legitimately called Man Ape in the comics.

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It was a different time!

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he should have been the new Black Panther

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of course

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Yeah the dude that hoots like a gorilla lol

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Capeshitter bait nice try

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even for the first movie I will never understand why they thought that wakanda simultaneously had the most insane super advanced tech ever but used it to make a bunch of shitty melee weapons and not something actually useful.

I'm so glad i've gotten off the marvel train. Chadwick Bosemen was the only good thing about the black panther movie and now he's dead. Everything about this movie sounds incredibly r-slurred but not in any way surprising since it's all coming from perpetually seething black people for sucking at everything for most of recorded history.

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How'd the girl make a vibranium detector if no one has vibranium except the Wakandans?

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BECAUSE SHE IS THE SMORTEST

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My favorite part about this film is the more recent billboards I see for it in my city. Its like theyre trying to pass it off as an award artsy foreign film to attract more mayos to see it.

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I passed a poster for this recently and just cringed. Imagine the people unironically watching this

:#marseycringe2:

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It felt like I was watching a garbage Avatar knockoff with those blue beaners as the bad guys. Just a bad movie all around :marseyboomer:

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BvI: POC Civil War

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