Alright hopefully you've watched the trailer already before reading but...

Mad Maxxers, I don't feel so good.

That trailer looked awful with a lot of dogshit CGI... Lets review.

- The title. "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga"

Wtf is this shit? Everyone remembers Mad Max and Furiosa from Fury Road. Literally why would add this dumb shit "A Mad Max Saga"? Treat your audience like adults ffs. "Furiosa" would be the perfect title, in the vein of when Stallone returned as Murder Jerky man in "RAMBO" 2008, which was technically Rambo 4 but they didn't frick around and just treated you like an adult.

Honestly if you're going to to choose something so stupid just name it "Mad Max 5: Fury Road 2: Furiosa: A Marvel Multiverse Madness Road Warrior Story Saga Beyond Thunderdome" already.

- The CGI. FRICK. THEY LITERALLY SPENT 230 MILLION ON THIS SHIT, FURY ROAD WITH IT'S MOSTLY PRACTICAL EFFECTS COST 170 MILLION, WHAT HAPPENED?

SHIT CGI MONSTER TRUCK

SHITTY MARVEL MOVIE VIBES AND WAAAAAY FRICKING OVERSATURATED FOR A POST APOCALYPSE MAD MAX MOVIE

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERLOVERS EXPLOSIVE SPEAR, IT LITERALLY DISAPPEARS BECAUSE THE CGI IS SO SHIT. FRICKIN MARVEL MAGIC SPEAR OF DESTINY SHIT RIGHT THERE.

JEWISH THOR GETTING BURIED IN SHITTY CGI SHELLS BUT HAVING NO REACTION TO THEM EXISTING SO IT LOOKS 100% R-SLURRED. THIS WOULD HAVE LOOKED BETTER IF THEY JUST FRICKING THREW SOME FRICKING JAWAS AND JAR JAR FRICKING BINKS ON TOP OF HIM TO OBSCURE THE SHITTY CAPESHIT ACTING.

THE CGI SAND IS LITERALLY LITTLE FRICKIN BALLS, LIKE THE SIZE OF PACHINKO BALLS FROM PHYSICS SIMULATOR OR SOMETHING AND LOOKS LIKE SHIT LITERALLY AND NOT LIKE SAND

THE ARM LOOKS LIKE SHIT TOO. FAKE UNCANNY VALLEY. ALSO LMAO SHE WEARS BLACKFACE

I really hate that stupid main actress as well, almost as much as capeshit guy. Her eyes are so fricking far apart I can't stand it! The ONLY way I can plausibly see them explain this choice (having previously casted the talented Charlize Theron) is because instead of a sexy strong woman they really just wanted an actress who literally looks like they were a deformed mutant born in a radioactive wasteland or something. Who knows? Maybe they will be able to work that into the plot as a secret weapon of hers, which is that she IMPOSSIBLE to sneak up on, because her peripheral vision from her freakishly spaced out eyes literally extends 360 degrees around the back of her oversized frickin' bug-eyed head.

Cross your fingers friends that this was just some rushed test effects as they finished up refilming them with all practical effects like they previous did in Fury Road.

!effortposters !whites !boozers @Dramarama

Tell me its gonna be okay please

I'm gonna go pour myself another double