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This will happen if Trump is re-elected!! :soyjaktantrumfast:

Also there's a :marseytrain: sniper with blue and pink nails lmao

Also in what world does California team up with Texas??? Lmao

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Literal "The West has Fallen" porn but for leftoids

But that being said, sweet Jesus make this come true :marseybegging: so I finally get to use my SoL M4 89 and more importantly my Fairbairn Sykes

!chuds are you ready?

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!nonchuds, ammosexual moment!

:#marseygunnut:

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God I'd love TND

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sweet Jesus make this come true so I finally get to use my SoL M4 89 and more importantly my Fairbairn Sykes

Before the US army just blows you from oblivion? :marseyshrug:

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:marsey#glow:

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I've actually used the FS knife to slaughter chicken and lamb because one of my friends refused to believe me that it could be done faster than a butcher's knife with such a small size.

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I want one now

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Commiefornia get's couped by their countryside redneck rightoids who join the texans in their insurrection against the Federal Government.

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So a split between north and south cali?

Idk if pinning yourself between homosexual socal commies and PNW :!marseytrain:s is a great idea

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>pinning yourself between homosexual socal commies and PNW :!marseytrain:s

Don't kink shame. :marseykink:

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You don't know a thing about California if you think the state is split politically by the middle. There's large pockets of rightoids and leftoids sprinkled throughout the state. Obviously the big cities have leftoids and the farmland has rightoids. But you're forgetting about other areas of mostly white populations.

You can tell the voting bloc in California based on their racial demographics and income level. Really no different than other areas.

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I take pride in my ignorance of California :gigachad3:

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If you ate salads (you don't fatty) you'd know it comes from California.

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I eat spinach salads because lettuce is nutritionally vacant

Keep coping, commiefornian loser

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Also there's a :marseytrain: sniper with blue and pink nails lmao

https://i.redd.it/hjyzjpc2yel81.jpg !chuds

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I can't even participate in online gun discussions any longer since I can't stop sperging out that everyone makes terrible guns but me


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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>California team up with Texas??? Lmao

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17025022588189638.webp THE MOVIE

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Also in what world does California team up with Texas???

Like pretty much everyone, I thought the same. Then I remembered Robert Evans' original series "It could happen here" (was like 10 episodes). Anyway, one of those episodes was about the knucklewalkers in northern California cuttin' the commies' water supply off and engaging in related militia cosplay activities.

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Looks mid and a bit non sensical

Western forces of Texas and California? Who's in charge of the federal government that made both Texas and California not only rebel but do it together lol

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more importantly, who is acting in good faith!?!?!? :taypray:

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Is this movie an ally?

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Everything about this is nonsensical, why is there a Civil War? State Rights? Theocracy? Authoritarianism? Is the President a Republican or a Democrat? Are the Californian/Texan rebels chuds or le wholesome freedom fighters?

Who's in charge of the federal government that made both Texas and California not only rebel but do it together lol

Seria como colocar o Rio Grande do Sul e Santa Catarina lutando junto com a Bahia contra o DF kkk.

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OMG A MOVIE TRAILER DIDN'T GIVE US THE WHOLE STORY!!! :!#soycry:

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>OMG A MOVIE TRAILER DIDN'T GIVE US THE WHOLE STORY!!!

:#gigachadtalking:

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No, you're the soyjak

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YES.

:#chadsoylent:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/a67RTGIroYy4fNv1on/giphy.webp

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!r-slurs we need a Beavis and Butthead ping group! :marseycornholio:

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It should be !cornholio

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Seria como colocar o Rio Grande do Sul e Santa Catarina lutando junto com a Bahia contra o DF kkk.

!macacos cadĂŞ aquele mene de um nordestino e um sulista apertanto as mĂŁos falando "sotaque carioca Ă© uma bosta"? :marseykino:

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E Ă© mesmo

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Avante camaradas baianos, total distrito federal death

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Could be the movie has a lot more surreal/satire elements and the trailer is focused on action violence

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The cut of the trailer gives a tone completely foreign to any previous Garland movie

This is a guy who made a whole tv series about a quantum computer and the ugly people who use it (DEVS, 2020)

My guess is the movie cost a lot so they cut an action heavy trailer to boost box office

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Absolutely, this is probably every action scene in the movie lmao.

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They say something about a three-term President in the beginning so I guess just a generic dictatorial regime.

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They say something about a three-term President

Based anti-FDR sentiment

!historychads

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Maybe its like in HOI Kaiserreich and some general couped the government so all the factions are united against him :marseyshrug:

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:marseymacarthur: will kill all the commies (syndicalists), commies (dixie), commies (californians) and commies (canadians)

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>American Caesar

>Not commie

:marseysurejan:

Massive pain though. All other factions were much easier, even California despite their shit industries and starting position.

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He added Texas so he can say “see I'm not a raging libcuck”. If you notice from the trailer one side is mostly brown people including a guy with painted nails, I feel like he's definitely going for subtlety.

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in the future :marseyremember: where :marseydrama: texas :marseycomet: turns blue from all the migration from california and mexico :marseypregunta:

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>Western forces of Texas and California?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17025022588189638.webp THE MOVIE

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!chuds these Trump ads are getting higher budget all the time

When the burger civil war starts, what will our ____shit hole be called?

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Republic of Gilead :#marseygilead:

!bookworms

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:#arousedpizzashill:

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Are you ready to get an assigned handmaid Commander Dino?

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:#marseyjerkoffsmile::#!marseypenis:

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I meant like slavshit, sandshit, etc

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Burgershit :marseyburger: :marseysoldieramerica: :marseyscooter:

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I really :marseythinkorino2: never :marseyitsover: imagined id put Atwood and JKR in the same box of author's of books :marseysexylibrarian: read by those with irrelevant :marseynothingburger: opinions. Sad.

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Burgerloo

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Lolwut California and Texas are together fighting on the same side vs DC in this fantasy Boogaloo?

https://media.giphy.com/media/a3zqvrH40Cdhu/giphy.webp

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Next generation of disaster movies. It has every hallmark. Family thats trying to survive. Outsider who is observing whats happening. President. DC landmarks get blown up. And ofc its writen by idiots who didnt even stuty US civil war. So what if "rebels" from south capture DC. What is value of DC? It has little economic value. It has small population. Its just adminastrional center. You can move that away wuite quickly.

Its same situation as in civil war. So what if Lee won gettysburg. He takes DC. Then what? Becouse what matters lies behind DC. Big and rich cities and important states lies north of DC. Yet this trailer frames it like final stand in this civil war.

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What is value of DC?

the absolutely massive symbolic value of it being the fricking united states capital?

are you actually genuinely r-slurred or something

So what if Lee won gettysburg. He takes DC. Then what?

then the rest of the world acknowledges the confederate states as a legitimate real country and not a collection of rebellious states.

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They still lost vicksburg and control over Mississippi. Lee would have been stuck in north. What could he have done? March deeper in north? Take city that had actually value other then symbolic? With what manpower?

And rest of the world? British? Yes. French? Maybe. Nobody else would have thrown their lot in with slave state. And british wouldnt have increased material support more they had. DC is just one small city in middle of swamp. You really think people would have just laid down arms becouse rebels took it? Grant would just turn back go home. Sure it would have hurt. It would bummed them out. Been bad for moral. But it would have made north angry.

Vigsburg had more value then dc.

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the confederates controlling DC and getting outside help could have completely flipped the war. the blockade gets broke by the british, so they can get their cotton. the confederates get war materiel. the british send troops over because frick the US those turncoats! the french get involved. things could have went in a very different way. the confderates getting recognized as a real country puts a lot of pressure on the US.

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There is no indication British would have used their navy or send troops. Internally british were having trouble over us civil war. Plebs supported north. Elite supported south. Becouse war fricked up US as whole. But for general population. There was no doubt. Slavery bad. British saw textile industry strikes over us civil war. Even when cotton that kept their jobs alive was coming from south.

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It's a morale victory/defeat, even if not a significant material one

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Its just symbol. But moral deffeat like that can go really really badly. If Lee had taken DC. All we know, north gets really angry and desite to punish south. Hey do shermans march earlier. And this time they want blood. North had material advanges and population advanges.

This movie sake. It should have been new york. You get same symbolism. Bad guys blowing up statue of libery would hammer point home.

You can point how DC has fallen and goverment moved to new york. And if "rebels" manage to take new york. Its over.

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Boston and Philadelphia are less rich and smaller than Washington DC. There's only one city north of Washington DC that fits your description.

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I did not know Chicago was south of dc.

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This is what it looks like smartly written.

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Lord Mountbatten was a massive p-dophile who was righteously slaughtered by the IRA :marseyira:

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Washington DC is the fourth largest city in the United States by Metro. I think you might be r-slurred

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No its not. If you wanna argue. At least be accurate.

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If Lee had won Gettysburg and threatened D.C. its very likely that Lincoln would have faced more political pressure and could have lost his reelection which would result in McClellan getting elected and pursuing peace with the South.

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Or people get angry and vote who ever promise them souther blood. They still took vicksburg and were piling up victories in west. And after gettysburg. Lee was mangled. Even if he had won it. His army wouldnt be in shape to do anything. South didnt have manpower or material support push further. For north. Population. Industry and farmland was north of dc.

Its really really hard to break peoples spirits. First they get angry and vengful. Then you have to beat them up quite bit more. Only then they get broken. There was nothing indicating taking dc would break north.

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>Wagner Moura

!macacos :#marseysoypoint:

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i like alex garland but this looks mid

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It looks like Roland Emmerich movie

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I don't trust Alex Garland. There's literally whole chapters of The Beach about Super Mario or which character was best in Streetfighter 2 (he thinks it's the electric green one). Imagine normies reading that shit.

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which character was best in Streetfighter 2 (he thinks it's the electric green one).

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_NMP4aWutpE/maxresdefault.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/37/70/29/3770298874b5b4fd70c1f3f1eb425b05.png !macacos

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THIS IS THE AMERICA TRUMP/BIDEN* WANTS!!!! :hysterical:

*depending on your political stance

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!dixie the people who created :marseyspaceghost2: this trailer and the comments in this thread :marseystitch: arguing the civil :marseysaluteconfederacy: war are both r-slurred :marseycrayoneater: beyond :marseynietzscheretard: all reasonable measure.

Great thread :marseystitch: 10/10

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I have really liked everything else Alex Garland has done, so I'll give this a go, but I hope it's smarter and more nuanced than just a leftist version of the fricking Turner Diaries.

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I like a24 and I like garland, but this looks like it will be r-slurred. They'll never have the guts to do something interesting with it

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I mean the main character is white female jurno

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>the main character is white female jurno

:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

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Yeah I'm thinking this is going to be a slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling A24 gem

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Florida Alliance?

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:#marseyreindeer4:

Snapshots:

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