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!alligatorfrickhouse !r-slurs !kino

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:#marseyskibiditoilet2:

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Skibidaryans won btw :#chudtoilet: !chuds !soyteens

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This is the face of modern fascism.

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The editors at Wikipedia thought that the second assassination attempt on Trump didn't deserve a page, but the latest up-to-date information on a theoretical Skibidi Potty movie, on the other hand...

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History is written by the winners :marseyitsover:

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Wasn't the "second" attempt an actual one, or was it just an r-slur who got checked by security with three weapons and told to frick off and it was joever before it even started?

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You're thinking of the third, the second one was the guy at the golf course.

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The third one is where it turned out to be a huge Trump fan who simply had guns in his car. In the second and actual attempt, the guy intended to kill Trump but never got any shots off.

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At least it keeps Michael Bay away from projects that might be good.

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The long potty orbiting shot before camera zooms out and dives into the potty will be fire :marseydance:

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The worst sentence ever written...so far :!surewalz:

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there is no way they are going to actually make a movie & a television series of skibidi potty..

we are doomed.

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Michael. Bay.

You thought they wouldn't make a movie about the Battleship board game of the Rampage video game, but there's always a willing butthole.

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The worst part is, he made Pain and Gain proving that he is capable of making movies that aren't completely r-slurred and terrible. He did it just to taunt us, to remind us that he's making these movies suck on purpose.

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He's always been upfront about his slop being designed for commercial success above all

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Yeah, I can't blame him for wanting to occasionally make a billion dollars.

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Ambulance is unironically a great, fun, and historic movie. It's quintessential Bay and it brought fpv drones to features.

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I did like The Rock, ridiculous as it was.

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I feel like the entire Battleship movie was created when a screenwriter got a first draft that just had one line: "Old guys start up a museum piece and blow up some aliens to AC/DC," and then he had to write the rest of the movie.

I'd say it was worth it. When the protagonists are saying they don't have a crew and all the WWII vets show up, I turn my brain off and cheer.


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It has a plot lol. The skibidi pottys are the bad guys while the speakermen and the TV heads are the good guys

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oh!!

i mean, if they film it and direct it will then who knows.. it may turn out very interesting!

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None of those words are in the bible.

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This will actually be peak. Skibidi potty and bay are pure aryan actin kino which makes Disney adults, marveltards, and weebabos seethe as they need faux depth and "fun" to make themselves not feel like slopsumers. !zoomers When I watch an action movie I don't need a deep plot Ill watch just a different movie from that only soy boys who only watch anime and mcu need to pretend what they watch is deep because they are deeply embarrassed.

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I don't need it to be deep. I just need it to not be awful, like Predator.

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Skibidi is good tho. The action is actually well directed and animated :marseysipping:

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One of the things that makes it accessible and liked worldwide is there is no dialogue. Being put into a movie format would violate one of the things that makes it Skibikino because they would absolutely add dialogue.

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Is this a line from the movie?

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here's a video of him actually explaining the concept

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:#marseyemojilaugh:

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Wait is he a Michael Burry type neurodivergent?

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Nobody says "on twenty-four July", why write it like that europissers?

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Imagine a filing cabinet system where each cabinet represents the day of the month, with 12 drawers for each month, and then a file for every year. That's eurobrain dates for you. The Chad date system is YYYY-MM-DD, but since most people know what year it is, we stick it at the end.

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We say "on the 24th (day) of July (in the year of our Lord) 2024". Either DD/MM/YYYY or YYYY/MM/DD are at least in order of relevance. What the frick is MM/DD/YYYY? "Would you like to go for drinks October tomorrow?"


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Literally everypony says month then day.

"Halloween is on October 31st."

"Freedom died on September 11th."

Etc

It even works in other formats:

"Celebrate black lives matter on Juneteenth."

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EVERYPONY: :marseymutt: :goblina: :marseyscooter:


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We do, though.

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That's fricking stupid

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:mars#eyshrug:

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I really want this to happen because they will absolutely frick it up and I want to see just how far they miss the point of why that series is popular

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Human characters. Long term main characters. NO POV. Frequent dialogue instead of punctuating dialogue.

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It should be Skibidi Biden instead.

Ong god fr real

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millennialcucks seething at shibidiGODS itt

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Transformers: Age of Extinction, was released in June 2014.[57] Starring Mark Wahlberg, it earned $1.1 billion at the global box office.[58] On January 12, 2016, Paramount Pictures released 13 Hours, which Bay produced and directed, based on the 2012 Benghazi attack. While the lowest-grossing film of Bay's career at the box office, it went on to massive DVD sales on its digital release in May 2016, earning over $40 million in home video revenue

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I don't want to live in this world.

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Starring Mark Wahlberg, it earned $1.1 billion...

What? No!

Also, Mark is the worst on-screen Wahlberg.

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Genuinely excited for this

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:#marseypumpkin2:

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Skibidi pumpkin

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