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Disney Pulls 2026 Star Wars Rey Movie From Release Calendar and replaces it with Ice Age 6 :marseysloth2:

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!gonks !kino Yeah I don't think this Star Wars movie is going to see the light of day either :marseysmug2:

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I'm unironically hating this Disney shift bros. I want them to make a Madame Web tier disaster and lose 100 billion dollars.

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Every time they lose 100 billion dollars some guys on youtube makes 10,000 dollars from perma sneeding about woke media :marseysleep:

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They need to make the first R-rated star wars but it's just Sydney Sweeny doing a 5 minute s*x scene fully nude and it has zero bearing on the plot

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"Luke, use the fricking force dildo"

White extinction is long overdue

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I bet her tits look even better in zero g

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:marseyfry: :marseybooba: :marseychartuptrend:

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Sony could have stuck Sydney Sweeney in a tight body suit but nooooooooooooooooo

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:#marseyrain:

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hey! dont talk shit about @Spiderman_2's side hoe

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They did, it's called captain marvel 2/ the acolyte/ indiana jones

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I watched Borderlands today and it was practically a war crime. How has Hollywood forgotten how to make films? How do they let shit like this be released?

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By replacing old guard with foids. Writing rooms are fricking now majority foid. More and more positions of power are fricking women.

Everyone likes to talk about competency crisis. But nobody wants to say silent part. Its foids

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Ev&doe Bonerlands and Morbius were all written and produced by incompetent and unfunny moids. :marseyfeminist: !moidmoment

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  • Fresh_Start : so you agree its okay for men to participate in women's sports!

Tbf soymen are women :marseyharpooner: so he's not entirely wrong :marseyobamanope:

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Hollyweird is run by pervert freaks.

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  • Fresh_Start : Modern movie makers hate their audience more than they love their art.

Yea but they used to be pervert freaks who made good movies

If someone can make kino do I care if they like pissing inside starlets no I do not

The bargain is no longer upheld

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Also gays wrote and acted better when they had to stay closeted to have a career

Thanks Obama

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not just women but untested childish moids with college degrees that they "overcame adversity" to get, and they act super kitty yet macho about it

( :derpwhy: Instead of a creative writing degree, mom wanted them to go to medical school or become an engineer :scaryasianwife: )

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they are saying the silent part are you :marseygigaretard:

competency crisis is just a :marseyokaymilk: dogwhistle for foids :marseyextinction:

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Yep. Auteur moids are cancelled, millenial HR foids now run writing rooms and it shows.

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Not just foids, it's young people with no work ethic making choices that aren't backed by data

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Bur mostly foids

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It's not foids, it's how the foids are chosen. It's all vapid r-slurs (I was going to say "bimbo" but that implies they're attractive) who have never faced any more adversity in their life than one time the acid trip they paid for with federally-subsidized student loans didn't go as planned. You look at other countries and they've got great foid writers. We just select for the most worthless people here.

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They became complacent. Just assumed any slop based on an existing popular IP could be released and make money. The burnout is hitting now though. We are seeing a lot of pivoting and changing direction so maybe Hollywood will start looking for new ways to get people back into movies.

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Video game adaptations have always been shit

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Oddly enough the 1994 Streetfighter movie of all things was way better than it had any right to be. If we had Guile leading us instead of Clinton in the '90s then 9-11 never would have happened.

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Still shit though. Mortal Kombat, now THAT has a great cinema track record!

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Resident Evil

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>borderlands

The writer who created that disaster is now in charge of the mass effect screen adaptation

Lmao

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Frick

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You didn't just have to look at the poster and who they casted to know they fricked it up?

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Only James Cameron can swing for the fences and just print on original IP a ymore

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I would rather watch an entire trilogy of that stupid squirrel trying get his nut than a movie about the total non-character that is Rey

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That's not even a question. They should make the squirrel a standalone movie.

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The vidya tie-in for Ice Age 2 was just an original storyline entirely about the squirrel that very loosely followed the story of the movie. It was a bit like a road trip comedy where the protagonist gets involved in local hijinx where ever he goes.

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:#marseyxdorbit:

Sometimes the old internet still lives on

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Kino

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My Starslop :marseycry: if the Mandalorian movie isn't good it might truly be over. :marseygiveup: I really wanted the Old Republic trilogy to happen in particular.

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It's over homie

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Even if Mando is good I can see it not doing great at the box office, season 3 was universally clowned on and Disney's used up all their goodwill…

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I'd be surprised if Mando is even in the Mando movie

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The mandalorian movie is going to be about black mustachioed transbians. Mando will be in it for about 5 minutes before he's unceremoniously tortured and killed but not before breathlessly admitting "you were right all along, trans women are women. Who run the world? Girls. You're the mandalorian now dawg"

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Why would anyone go watch a Disney Star Wars film? Their entire trilogy was crap. That's not a reason to waste money and two hours at the theater

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Why the heck would you trust Disney to make anything about the Old Republic. We should be praying that they never touch it

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I don't trust their judgment but they're never selling the IP so any Star Wars is coming through them. :weiboc3po: So far they've managed to produce a few acceptable offerings even if the track record has been very inconsistent and trending in the wrong direction. Ideally they have enough to work with from the old EU and the games to not botch it by inserting lesbian communists or whatever this time. :marseysad:

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I would 100% watch a SW version of Broke back Mountain featuring Exar Kun

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OMG this guy is such a homo!!!

He actually knows who Exar Kun is!

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I really wanted the Old Republic trilogy to happen in particular

You should count yourself lucky. It would have been awful had they got their grubby mits on the Old Republic.

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I don't know if this is a hot take (I don't interact with Star Wars fans) but I unironicly liked the last jedi a pretty good amount. It gave Luke a meanful conclusion to his arc and Kylo whole thing about want to belong to something that wasn't the hippie jedi or the empire was super cool and actually had nuisance. Also Finn got some good screentime and development and wasn't shoved aside for the Chinese market

It definitely had issues, and is not close to being perfect, or even great, but it felt like the only movie in the sequel trilogy that actually had some soul put into it.

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!gonks kill this degeneracy

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Idk at least it tried to do something different unlike most modern star wars movies lol

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It had some of the coolest shit in a Star Wars movie. Like the lightsaber fight on the giant ship and even the hyperdrive ship ramming was really cool. Unfortunately the rest of the movie was buttfrick r-slurred…

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This is bait. But.

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dk at least it tried to do something different unlike most modern star wars movies lol

It was Empire Strikes back but with a slow meandering space chase.

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Yeah it was a good movie only if you fast forward like half of it

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!kino'bros....

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It's all so true! :!marseyshook:

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It gave Luke a meanful conclusion to his arc

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Every time I was about to like it it suddenly veered away from doing something interesting and did whatever would maximise the merchandise profits.

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Where do I send this screenshot? :marseyhmmm:

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>(I don't interact with Star Wars fans)

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What put me off was the r-slurred rebel leadership doing a 10mph startship chase and forcing a mutiny by refusing to tell anyone there was a plan. It rendered so much of the plot meaningless and ultimately was only put in to provide CGI set pieces.

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You're entitled to your opinion, but Luke's downfall felt unearned.

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Finn got some good screentime and development and wasn't shoved aside for the Chinese market

That side arc was literally the most unbearable part of the movie. It was literally a just the director taking a 3rd of the movie to say capitalism bad and virtue signal. I don't get Last Jedi fans at all.

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actually had nuisance

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:#marseykys:

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:marseybabushka:Rey who?

:marseytrad:Reylegated to Disney+

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Does Disney just watch election results to plan what kind of slop it's going to put out based on which party voted slightly more than last time? Is being a Disney executive that easy? Or is there actual data that helps make this a business choice?

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kind of slop it's going to put out based on which party voted slightly more than last time? I

Probably. A latinx male lead who cares about his family and has nothing to do with the Jedi would probably do well if they didn't bog it down with other random shit.

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:#marseyparty:

FRICK STARSHIT AND ANYONE WHO ENJOYS IT

ALL MY NEIGHBORS LOVE ICE AGE

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Good riddance.

Any franchise that lasted longer than 10 years should be buried by the sand of time.

If Flash Gordon didn't last for over 10 years, why should Star Wars?

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Wait what I thought ice age died because the studio is dead? Wtf

Edit wiki says yeah it's back all same voice actors too, made by disney owned studios tho

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Capeshitters deserve far worse

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Hi it's me, @Snappy! Here's @pizzashill's foot in case you missed it before!!!

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