Krull! It was a bit shit.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than planting a tree. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are planting, watering, trimming, and fertilizing a tree for at least 18 years solely so it can go and provide shade to another man. All the hard work you put into your towering tree - making sure it got sunlight, staking it so it didn't fall over, replanting it as it got bigger, making sure to use the safest fertilizers and pesticides, pruning it every spring. All of it has one simple result: its shade is more enjoyable for the men who under this tree will eventually sit.

Grew the perfect tree? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way it grew, who rests under it. He gets to sit under its swaying boughs every night. He gets the benefits of its thick canopy that came from the way you pruned it.

As an old man who planted a tree, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to grow a tree for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

Snapshots:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)