Alien Romulus is teenage campout zoomer attention span nonsense

Some 20-somethings and their robot friend are working for the Evil Corporation who unilaterally lengthens the terms of their contract. One of them is pregnant but not showing. Lots of Reddit commie talk about how le corporations are le bad.

One of them gets an idea to fly a spaceship to an old research station orbiting the planet, steal some cryo chambers, and then freeze themselves in a multi-year trip to live somewhere else.

The research station is slowly drifting into the planet's rings so they don't have much time. When they dock, they bump the whole thing, speeding up the crash, now giving the movie an urgency.

There are face huggers. A girl gets facehugged and an alien pops out. The alien grows in like 5 minutes and kidnaps the pregnant girl.

They meet the bad guy robot from Alien 1 and he gives their robot friend an upgrade chip which turns him bad too. The bad guy alien robot won't let them leave the station until they recover some Top Secret Gene Editing Goo to make the perfect humans.

They get the Goo, discover an alien hive, accidentally find their pregnant friend, and rescue her. She is injured and they contemplate giving her Goo to save her but don't know what it really does.

They try to get back to their ship, people die, the robot gets injured, so the last surviving girl sends her pregnant friend up alone to the ship to start the escape. She's dying so she injects some Goo.

The surviving girl turns the robot friend back to normal and then all the aliens start coming for them. They can't shoot them because their acid blood will melt the hull, so she finds a gravity shutoff switch and turns off the gravity and shoots them so their acid is just floating in the air. They have a few more jumpscares and then get back to the ship.

By then the pregnant girl is 9 months pregnant and vaginally delivers an alien egg. They chuck it into the hallway where it opens, and there is a human baby inside it. It starts to melt down a few levels of their spaceship. The main girl and the formerly pregnant girl go to find it and within 5 minutes it's a 10 foot tall fricked up looking skinny alien with a human face. It finds mommy and eats after she realizes she's lactating Goo.

He kills the robot and then the main girl has a final showdown with him and jets him into the rings of the planet and he gets smooshed.