Just some guy
21 hours ago (edited)
The best part of the movie was explaining to people who hadn't seen it yet "Basically the plot line is that the crickets are too big and there is a food shortage so they assemble the original cast to break into a lab to make the crickets smaller and then ignite a dinosaur war (with a few gun fights and dirtbike chases) and then at the end no one dies and the T-Rex wins a 2v1 against a bigger dinosaur with another dino that is Edward Scissor Hands"
Also apparently nobody in the movie dies or something.
This is what Jurassic park has stooped down to.
At this point it really does feel like they dug back after the corpse of Jurassic Park after milking it dry, then cloned it via mixing it with soy DNA to create this ...this ... whatever the frick it is.
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Why would a herbivore get involved in a fight between two carnivores?
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If it’s the big feathered frick with nightmare claws that’s a theri, apparently bonemutts claim they were highly aggressive and territorial. Basically a really massive pissed off murder chicken that kills on sight to protect its booshes, that’s why.
I started playing some neurodivergent dino game called The Isle this year and Theris are a fricking menace to any carnivore on it.
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Then why did he proceed to roar in victory with the T-Rex instead of immediately attacking him next.
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Anyone who tries to answer this is talking out their butt, but past that idk I didn’t even watch the movie yet.
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The main thing I’ve learned from playing the isle is that anyone involved with producing dinosaur games loves the smell of their own farts so much they’ll have a meltdown spurgeout against anyone suggesting changes to their ‘vision’.
The isle devs, isle of conquest devs, ark survival devs, literally all of them have major controversies with screaming at their playerbases who try to correct them or suggest additions. Bet it’s the same with the films.
The theme just attracts a certain… crowd.
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If at least one of the main cast members got eaten Deep Blue Sea style, I would have been okay with it.
Preferably Chris Pratt or Jeff Goldblum.
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I refused to watch anymore of these after the third one and the ninjasaurus.
Goddarned thing was bigger than the t-rex and yet no one ever saw or heard it coming. Stupid movie.
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Does the evil white male somehow survive the gangbang by the spitting frilly bois or is it only no main cast that gets offed?
Shit looks terrible.
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that is literally JP1 but BIGGER
i cant stand chris evans, he should be a good actor, hes 90% there, but there's something too hollywood about it that it just flops. He had the perfect character in The Gray Man but still made it lame
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Wrong. The T-Rex actually defeated the velocityraptors in 1 which makes sense. Big beats small.
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I know you and your buddies are sitting in a groomercord or telegram or some private chat right now laughing at the reactions in here as usual, probably with some of the SRD mods, so here's a question for all of you:
How old are you? Is this really how you get enjoyment out of your Saturday nights? Is there really nothing else you can do? Is this enriching to you? Do you think you're ever going to mature to a point where you finally see that deliberately upsetting users simply because you have the power too was pathetic, petty, and small?
This is the equivalent of a shift manager at burger king getting off on making employees miserable, just because it's the smallest bit of actual power they will ever aquire and it makes them feel good to flex it. You can get a comment section full of people upset every couple of weeks. Congratulations. Living the dream.
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