Dude has been on roids longer than most people have been alive, his prostate is probably the size of a watermelon.

I like that there's a specific brand of water bottle that the People's Champion uses for his piss jugs. It's the sort of fine detail that enriches the story.

Only the finest for the Rock's rock.

Bam bam ba ba ba bamm bamm

Probably my favorite Arnie movie.

What's yours?

Sergio Leone's last film, an epic tale of two kids who grow up together and get into crime and their relationship over the rest of their lives. You have to watch the entire 4 hours to really appreciate his artistic vision.

Why is it 4 hours long? Well it sure is not because there's 4 hours worth of stuff happening. It's because Leone makes every scene about 5 times too long. Eurotrash in the 20th Century believed this was really artsy, but actually it just means you suck butt. In theater or any kind of performing art there is a constant drive to do everything as fast as possible because otherwise you're wasting the audience's time. Somehow eurotrash movies were praised for doing the exact opposite.

In the those few rare times where something important actually happens, it's probably r*pe. Leone shows us that this is unpleasant but nothing that really sticks in your memory long-term. Like when you've got to do a really disgusting dishwashing load or you've got the flu. It sucks, but once it's over it's over and you never have to think about it again. If anything, that shared bonding experience makes it more likely that the two of you fall in love.

To put on my serious hat here: Somewhere around 1/3 of the interactions between males and females in this movie involves some kind of sexual assault. Now I'm no cassanova, but when I'm putting my rizz on I do stuff like talking and kissing. This guy 100% definitely r*ped at least once and was getting off on shooting those scenes.

The story moves along at a glacial pace. I had a lot of trouble engaging with these characters because they so rarely do anything that I lose focus on them. The only really memorable thing I can say about them is they're buttholes and one is a male feminist. Actually the other one probably is too, since in Sergio Leone's world r*pe is a normal part of any romantic relationship, the way you say hello and first get her attention.

I gotta remember this one to use as a filter. Anyone who claims to like this is either lying and trying to look artsy or they're telling the truth and they're a male feminist.

Jennifer Lopez & Anthony Ramos’ ‘BOB THE BUILDER’ movie is moving forward at Amazon MGM Studios

The film follows Bob (named Roberto in this film) who travels to Puerto Rico for a major construction job & digs deeper into what it means to build.

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— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) November 4, 2024

Finally, some latinx represenation in construction.

!kino What's everyone up to this week? @Aevann please pin

I'm watching wingcucks

Watched an episode of a kraut mystery show. It wasn't great but it was better than what they make in Hollywood and way better than anything from England. People's motives and actions actually were like real human beings. There wasn't constant class tension permeating every scene. There was no secret orphan from a previous a generation who came back to get revenge on their rich family.

I find people actually acting like humans a lot more interesting than angloids playing out their same dumb fantasies once again.

!hibernians

Another Irish VtM sesh

Is the Garbage Pail movie the best metaphor for transgenderism?