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Cast of Dune 2 gets object thrown at them, hits Florence Pugh in the eye

Thank god it hit her and not my sweet :marseyicecreamcone: prince :marseyking: Timotheé though

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https://old.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/18a2m53/the_marvels_ends_box_office_run_as_lowestgrossing

But I heard how fun and breezy it was! and how there were standing ovations (from the 1 soyboy left in the theatre by the end)

Deadpool 3 might do well, but Captain American 4 with black cap is gonna bomb just as hard.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701651347954498.webp

The cope is off the charts folks. I'm sure kids are going crazy over fricking captain marvel action figures of all things :soysnoo3:

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Muskrat shits on the Mouse
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Chuds, apologize

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701591028749771.webp

"Hey Brie Larsson, I apologize for not watching your movie." Bro thinks we committed a crime

I always see you out here so darn mad under every the marvels post. Get a life, fragile male.

The only crime you have committed is that you are miserable fricking misogynists

???

What you have heard, do not act deaf or Swedish, I am going to make one thing clear to you... I am going after you misogynist haters.

You have for being a sexist misogynistic incel

For what?

Disrespecting them ig. But especially Bree

Seriously the marvels was hella good, it's just sexism at this point..

Geneticists must labor around the clock on 24-hour "Dipshit Watch" to discern what monozygotic mambo occurred to breed your unique strain of stupid.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17015915985423684.webp

The hate for them is forced holy frick. Why do people hate women so much?

I'm sorry they were under Disney contract. Hopefully they get better work elsewhere.

All of them should apologize to me publicly actually

Everyone mad asf forgetting that this movie was the victim of one of the worst hate campaigns for a film this year and this year was FULL of vicious hate campaigns for other films

:#soycrytalking:

The only men bitching about how this movie failed because women didn't show up to watch it are the men who didn't go watch it because it was mainly women. But do keep saying it over and over fells. It keeps getting funnier. 😂💀😂💀😂 #marvels #marvelcomics #MarvelStudios

:#marseynails:

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Weekly "What are you watching?" thread

What have you plebs been watching? How was it? Tell us!

NO ANIME

For me:

Police Story (1985) - Simple name for one of the best movies I've ever seen. Written and directed by the martial arts kino GOAT, Jackie Chan. All the stunts are practical and Jackie ran a fricking excruciating regime to produce this kino. Every action movie today owes its existence to this film. I had always heard about this movie but never bothered with it until now, and I'm kicking myself for waiting so long. You want a fun movie with real action and funny ching chongs? Go watch this right now. Top kino

The Holdovers (2023) - Just when you thought they don't make movies like this anymore, they made one. A certified Christmas classic. Think John Hughes meets Dead Poets Society (1989) meets Manchester By the Sea (2016). If you need a comfy Christmas movie, watch this one

Millennium Actress (2001) - kinda overrated, but a decent watch

Cop Land (1997) - Might be the only movie with Stalone and De Niro. Bunch of mobbed up cops own a town in NJ and shit starts to go down. Honestly not that good, but like half of The Sopranos cast is in it, plus Ray Liota and De Niro.

Fargo Season 5 - banger

Slow Horses - If you like modern comfy bong spy thrillers, watch this. Budget is insane and it's just brits doing what they do best. Gary Oldman plays a grimy disgusting ex-Cold War spy and it's everything

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New ATHF just dropped
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I'm convinced Roy Scheider was playing a complete psychopath in this movie. Twice in this clip alone he uses civilians as human shields. God knows how many people died in that skyscraper.

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This review reads like parody of post-2010s "racial lens" approaches to criticism. The critic writes a screed about how everything in the movie is ACKSHUALLY a commentary on how the one Asian adult character relates to the other mostly white characters, one of whom is his wife. You literally cannot depict an interracial relationship in 2023 without leftist critics turning into klansmen seething.

(The movie depicts one of those gross female teacher/male 13 year old students relationships 25 years after the fact, when they've had kids who are now college-aged. The predatory older woman is played by Julianne Moore, and the youngster she preys upon is played by a Riverdale actor who is Korean).

The reviewer literally cannot stop themselves from pointing out how Moore's villainous character is a WHITE WOMAN (the worst!) while the husband is "Asian-American' (she uses this descriptor 20-30 times in the one review) and then extrapolates a racial lens that literally no one intended.

You want diverse casts and characters but you ALSO want the movies to be constantly reflecting your own racialised views of the world even when it's not relevant. Sometimes Asians marry (or befriend or just know) white people and vice versa, and race relations are unlike to be a big part of their interactions.

Even ignoring that, is this not a painfully boring way to look at movies? May December is a genuinely interesting, funny, creepy movie but of course if you reduce it down to WHITE WOMEN BAD your'e better off reading a middle-school chapter book in terms of nuance.

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This is disappointing :marseysadcat:
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New Youtube documentary on the supreme gentleman :marseyelliotrodger: dropped

It's only 4 hours, what's your excuse?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/170155089709293.webp

my man just hit Margot Robbie with the ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY DEGREE green line. Call Margot Hiroshima the way she just got annihilated.

Fellas, you should be reclinemaxxing. You should be maximizing the space, filling it completely, yet remaining stiff as a board. Embody the paradoxical nature of water as you dominate the space. Perhaps wear a toga, eat grapes.

Watch the way you own the room, the women will not believe it. Observe Margot's reaction to this NUCLEAR MOG. He's not even LOOKING at her (post-wall), and she is positively incensed.

This kind of angle has never been seen before. We're charting new territory with this one. :marseysweating:

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swordshit enjoyers, is it over or are we back? HOTD trailer dropped :marseytrogdor:

i saw Blood and Cheese reveal :marseysoyhype:

i'm glad they at least showed Aegon for 3 seconds, thought he might have been forgotten completely lol :marseydisintegrate:

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Bardfinn doesn't look like a real wom-ACK...

Once again, I ask society to imprison and torture plastic surgeons.

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Fallout :marseysecuritron: Trailer

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17015374980269103.webp

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Anyone see Godzilla Minus One yet? Is it any good? :mar!seydinosaur:

Everyone seems to be in love with it, would like to hear from certified non shills. It's not opening in europe for another couple weeks but I'm thinking of maybe going.

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Has AI Gone Too Far? :capydark:
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Disney somehow managed to frick up their bread and butter, a princess movie.

Domestic collection has nearly flattened already https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Wish-(2023)#tab=box-office

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014912104996352.webp

They spent 200 mil on this and they'd be lucky if they make 85.

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This is the Jason we need. :marseyjason:
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Gen Z are Asexual incel cucks

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014495688202076.webp

"I live by one rule. If Gen Z says it or thinks it, it's wrong."

rules to live by :marseyretardchad: :marseygigachad:

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Furiosa Official Trailer #1

Alright hopefully you've watched the trailer already before reading but...

:#marseyfuriosa: Mad Maxxers, I don't feel so good. :#marseyimmortanjoe:

That trailer looked awful with a lot of dogshit CGI... Lets review.

- The title. "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga"

Wtf is this shit? Everyone remembers Mad Max and Furiosa from Fury Road. Literally why would add this dumb shit "A Mad Max Saga"? Treat your audience like adults ffs. "Furiosa" would be the perfect title, in the vein of when Stallone returned as Murder Jerky man in "RAMBO" 2008, which was technically Rambo 4 but they didn't frick around and just treated you like an adult.

Honestly if you're going to to choose something so stupid just name it "Mad Max 5: Fury Road 2: Furiosa: A Marvel Multiverse Madness Road Warrior Story Saga Beyond Thunderdome" already.

- The CGI. FRICK. THEY LITERALLY SPENT 230 MILLION ON THIS SHIT, FURY ROAD WITH IT'S MOSTLY PRACTICAL EFFECTS COST 170 MILLION, WHAT HAPPENED?

SHIT CGI MONSTER TRUCK

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014186351627047.webp

SHITTY MARVEL MOVIE VIBES AND WAAAAAY FRICKING OVERSATURATED FOR A POST APOCALYPSE MAD MAX MOVIE

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701418636554585.webp

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERLOVERS EXPLOSIVE SPEAR, IT LITERALLY DISAPPEARS BECAUSE THE CGI IS SO SHIT. FRICKIN MARVEL MAGIC SPEAR OF DESTINY SHIT RIGHT THERE.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014186378023674.webp

JEWISH THOR GETTING BURIED IN SHITTY CGI SHELLS BUT HAVING NO REACTION TO THEM EXISTING SO IT LOOKS 100% R-SLURRED. THIS WOULD HAVE LOOKED BETTER IF THEY JUST FRICKING THREW SOME FRICKING JAWAS AND JAR JAR FRICKING BINKS ON TOP OF HIM TO OBSCURE THE SHITTY CAPESHIT ACTING.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014186425232093.webp

THE CGI SAND IS LITERALLY LITTLE FRICKIN BALLS, LIKE THE SIZE OF PACHINKO BALLS FROM PHYSICS SIMULATOR OR SOMETHING AND LOOKS LIKE SHIT LITERALLY AND NOT LIKE SAND

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014186442417717.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014186452788463.webp

THE ARM LOOKS LIKE SHIT TOO. FAKE UNCANNY VALLEY. ALSO LMAO SHE WEARS BLACKFACE :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014189025263696.webp

I really hate that stupid main actress as well, almost as much as capeshit guy. Her eyes are so fricking far apart I can't stand it! The ONLY way I can plausibly see them explain this choice (having previously casted the talented Charlize Theron) is because instead of a sexy strong woman they really just wanted an actress who literally looks like they were a deformed mutant born in a radioactive wasteland or something. Who knows? Maybe they will be able to work that into the plot as a secret weapon of hers, which is that she IMPOSSIBLE to sneak up on, because her peripheral vision from her freakishly spaced out eyes literally extends 360 degrees around the back of her oversized frickin' bug-eyed head.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014186506824827.webp

Cross your fingers friends that this was just some rushed test effects as they finished up refilming them with all practical effects like they previous did in Fury Road.

!effortposters !whites !boozers @Dramarama

Tell me its gonna be okay please

:#marseycheerupretard:

I'm gonna go pour myself another double

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:marseypopcorntime: enjoy

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Bossman Kahntent :marseyprojection: :marseylolcow: :marseygambling: :marseyluckycat:

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