Every single piece of promotional material I've seen for this movie feels like the most souless, conveyor belt produced, amateur hour shit in quite a while.
You mentioned the costumes, but look at the heads. They basically made the stunt doubles pull the running pose and photoshoped the actores heads into the bodies. Just compare the "sharpness" of the heads to the bodies. Michelle Rodriguez doesnt even have the same skin color.
DeviantArt pervs could do better than this. Shit, I've made crap look better on friggin' Gimp. People got payed for this.
Bongish and its native speakers dont deserve enough respect for me to learn how to speak it properly. I will only learn how the speak the language of the English "people" after Islam takes over
“Haha yeah, that’s right, she has three tits. And get this, Hank Schrader is a mutant! Yeah, that would have been me if I had a chance. Jacked, working on Mars…”
The hobby is just infested with social parasites where they care more about the story of a celebrities make believe character at their table session than their own. It's a new layer of pathetic I didn't think was possible to reach 15 years ago but here we are.
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They have that white and red cat posted everywhere. they are obsessed with it. they call it marsey. they have made sexually suggestive drawings of it too
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Dragon giving off the same energy
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EAT ZE ADVENTURERS. LIVE IN CAVES.
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I can't decide whether the larp tier costumes or the fish head dragon is worse
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It's everything.
Every single piece of promotional material I've seen for this movie feels like the most souless, conveyor belt produced, amateur hour shit in quite a while.
You mentioned the costumes, but look at the heads. They basically made the stunt doubles pull the running pose and photoshoped the actores heads into the bodies. Just compare the "sharpness" of the heads to the bodies. Michelle Rodriguez doesnt even have the same skin color.
DeviantArt pervs could do better than this. Shit, I've made crap look better on friggin' Gimp. People got payed for this.
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Oh this is for a movie??? LMFAO oh noooo
I thought for sure it was a poster for a new rulebook or module or smth
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Those people must be very, very tall as well as very, very skinny, not to mention flexible enough to be coiled up.
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Bongish and its native speakers dont deserve enough respect for me to learn how to speak it properly. I will only learn how the speak the language of the English "people" after Islam takes over
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god forbid a movie take itself seriously
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Guy on the left with that 2070 drip
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Their proportions seem off too. Like they photoshopped them in but didn't know how to resize and change the perspective properly.
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Imagine watching new movies in the current year
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Hey Mario looks pretty good plus Chris Pratt makes soys seethe
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“Haha yeah, that’s right, she has three tits. And get this, Hank Schrader is a mutant! Yeah, that would have been me if I had a chance. Jacked, working on Mars…”
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This was the best expression he can give for his take of running away from a dragon
Also, a blazer and some slacks, really? Is that what he walked into work with and didn't bother changing?
It's almost as bad as grandpa harrison ford showing up in blade runner poster in sweat pants and an under shirt.
I fricking hate dnd so much now I dont tell anyone I play or played dnd anymore. Like look at this shit https://old.reddit.com/r/DungeonsAndDragons/comments/11n984a/i_made_some_saints_of_dnd_prayer_candles_and_i/
The hobby is just infested with social parasites where they care more about the story of a celebrities make believe character at their table session than their own. It's a new layer of pathetic I didn't think was possible to reach 15 years ago but here we are.
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This would be kino if the movie was about an actual d&d game played by nerds and these actors were how the nerds saw themselves in game
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Guardians of the Flame. Read that as a teenager.
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Neat!
My version would not be isekai, the movie would be about a game that takes place in their heads
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there has never and will never be a good D&D movie
学习雷锋好榜样忠于革命忠于党爱憎分明不忘本立场坚定斗志强立场坚定斗志强学习雷锋好榜样毛主席的教导记心上全心全意为人民共产主义品德多高尚共产主义品德多高尚
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I'm a dnd movie cause i'm a bad boy
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Dark Dungeons is high art and i wont stand for having it slandered
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I enjoyed the 2nd. Not as a great movie, but as a fun thing for rpgers.
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This movie looks kino and I can't wait to enjoy it.
If only I could do a DnD and Super Mario Bros double feature.
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Do casting directors understand that there are actual hot latinx out there? Like the world is crawling with them.
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By the way that dragon is that fat so it lore accurate. https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Themberchaud
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I understand that it is supposed to be fat but is it also supposed to be extremely shitty looking?
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No that's the studio being cheap.
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Yes
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Why is the middle guy running like he’s in a vine skit
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Big yoshi vibes
Fundraising for !straggots
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They have that white and red cat posted everywhere. they are obsessed with it. they call it marsey. they have made sexually suggestive drawings of it too
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Now who would do such a thing?
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Nice of them to outsource the dragon to Rang's Renders
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Looks intentionally retro to me. Isn't this supposed to be leaning into the silly side of dnd?
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It is definitely silly AF no cap frfr
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Nah.
The 1st movie and this one now are supposed to be "real" movies.
The 2nd and 3rd one were the funny/silly ones (and they were okay for that). They are Mythica quality
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This is some Cash Money Records shit. I love it.
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it looks so bad that i want to see it now
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