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You just don't understand, while she might look 14 she's actually 500 years old. Due to the curse put on her she never ages and as such, while she has the body of a 14 year old I'm basically beating off to a really old women. Calling me a p-dophile actually shows how ableist you are, because it stigmatizes anyone who might have a disability that makes them look adolescent like people with dwarfism. Even if she wasn't 500 years old, It still wouldn't make me a p-dophile. She's not prepubescent therefore not making me a p-dophile, but rather a hebephile. Honestly to assume that a 14 year old isn't intelligent enough to make their own decisions is both insulting to them as a person and also extremely ageist. It's not like I'm stalking them and befriending their parents so I can spend more time with them, eventually having a whirlwind romance kidnapping them driving with them across the country then getting arrested and eventually given the death penalty for my actions. Fricking SJWs.