Pretty sure if you gave me a year I could write Shakespeare quality work. :marseybigbrain:

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This idea actually started with SBF going :marseyakshually: statistics shows us Shakespeare wasn't that good

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I have never heard of this guy before but he seems very dramatic. He holds (held?) actual academic positions but then was cancelled for some allegedly white supremacist stuff he wrote when he was young and now he has a book about wokeness coming out, I guess he thinks that's more worthy of his time than writing something greater than Hamlet.

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why do we not have thespian marseys

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:marseyshakespeare: was the first Marsey I started on

I can do more Shakey marseys, I have a couple of carpseys I want to make and I haven't even started on my Homoween Marsey :tayaaa:

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Take your time, no rush :@joycecaroloateslove#::@joycecaroloateslove#::@joycecaroloateslove#:

I am just mystified as to how we are two years in and don't have an alas poor marsick is all


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I think I need a better Homoween idea bye, lmk if you have anything you want to see

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Chestburster is begging to be done

I think a spinning head exorcist one would be good too

But these are low hanging fruit as I am freezing and hungover I'm sry


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omg my idea was Marsey Regan vomiting pea soup

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Split pea soup

Spit pee poop


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Et tu Bardfinn?!

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can you draw a persian marsey (furless) and wrinkly?

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That's Sphynx, not Persian. :marseysmug2:

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I thought Persians were fluffy? We have a sphinx Marsey that isn't tagged well :marseybingus:. I'll see what I can do about a wrinkly

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Make ear poison marsey so we can meme like a 9th grade literature class.

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Alas poor marsey I hardly knew her

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People circlejerk Shakespeare a little too much, but the idea that anybody could bang that out is laughable. When he says average people couldn't tell the difference, he's banking on the fact that average people are r-slurs. They would just see complex language and go "woowww!"

This reminds me of some smug cute twink who made a test to see if people could tell random passages of Peepeeens from the guy who wrote the "dark and stormy night" opening. I got 8/10 despite having only read two Peepeeens novels, one as a child. In addition to Peepeeens having a recognizable style even with all context, character, and plot stripped away (ie. the stuff that actually makes him good), the other author wasn't particularly bad either--just purple. People pretend ornate prose is bad because they're too r-slurred to follow an interesting sentence (hot take !bookworms).

Of course, even if you could create "more Shakespeare" it wouldn't be as impressive, because you would already have the exact formula for what you are trying to create, from major plot elements to subtle jokes and symbols. You can even reference cuckold horns or coxcombs or whatever because you have been taught a bunch of 1600 era references. A better question is whether you can create something in the language of today that anyone will think is worth reading in 400 years, and I guarantee that this cute twink cannot.

Is literature declining? It seems likely. Just 100-200 years ago, the average literate person was a serious reader. That's not so today. The complexity of typical books has also clearly decreased, even setting aside trends in style or the obscurity of old-timey references. The efforts of our most talented creators are also split in more directions due to the development of new media.

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Most people (not me) need a whole 2nd book to explain what each Shakespeare sentence means and what deep allusions it's making. Like Genius.com for white people with rap lyrics

If you only got forced to read it in high school I can see how you might miss how complex it is

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It's way, way easier to understand if you see it portrayed by actors. Plays are hard to read from a book. If you come across a Shakespeare monologue or scene that's hard to follow just Google Laurence Olivier or Kenneth Branagh doing it.

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To be fair it's very nearly written in a foreign language which ironically makes it more inaccessible for native English speakers than it is for foreign language speakers, who get it translated for them

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If you buy a Shakespeare play in another language, half the page is dedicated to explaining puns and plays on words and idioms (I can skip those parts) which are required for the dialog to be clever in English, but which lose meaning in the translated language.

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>Peepeeens

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I love this filter so much

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Reminds me of an ad some national pizza chain aired to advertise their new pasta dishes. It was a secret camera setup where they swapped out the high end restaurant's dishes with theirs and the diners just raved over the food.

All I took away from it was they rounded up a bunch of r-slurs whose annual nice dinner out is at Olive Garden.

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That was a mistake. You're about to find out the hard way why.

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Dunno why people make fun of "it was a dark and stormy night" to begin with. I haven't read the book but the opening sounds pretty cool to me except for the distracting reference to London in the parentheses.

>It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents—except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

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To be neurodivergent or to be a drug addict. That is the question one musteth ponder.

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Tourettes

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Will smith doesn't have to cuss in his raps to sell records

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Well I do, so frick him and frick you too.

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Vitiligo

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What a peepeerider. Mediocrity inspires the most outlandish copes

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idk about that particular r-slur but there's something there about the fact that someone is celebrated just because they're celebrated.

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Thats true but Shakespeare also wrote in a very deliberate way most moderns dont. It was written to be spoken allowed whole this twitteroid would write it like a reddit post

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Also Shakespeare plays were a team effort. He had lots of guys help him write dialogue and edit for him. Not saying he's still not super gifted but a rando single guy on Twitter definitely couldn't compare to a professional playwriting team who did it for a living.

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The rationalist/LW/EA/Motte sphere seems completely incapable of appreciating art, their worst blind spot being literature. For all their WORDSWORDSWORDSing they value skillful writing very little. Big Yud's autism cult considers fan fiction high art, valuing it above actual literature most of the time. There's some strange connection between autism and fan fiction.

If it were up to these freaks, they'd immediately replace all artists with AI. I really want to effortpost about all this, but unfortunately I am just a passing observer with only scraps of insight to go by.

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Are you trying to tell me this isn't the product of meticulous study and appreciation of the written word?

The Confessor held up a hand. "I mean it, my lord Akon. It is not polite idealism. We ancients can't steer. We remember too much disaster. We're too cautious to dare the bold path forward. Do you know there was a time when nonconsensual s*x was illegal?"

Akon wasn't sure whether to smile or grimace. "The Prohibition, right? During the first century pre-Net? I expect everyone was glad to have that law taken off the books. I can't imagine how boring your s*x lives must have been up until then - flirting with a woman, teasing her, leading her on, knowing the whole time that you were perfectly safe because she couldn't take matters into her own hands if you went a little too far -"

"You need a history refresher, my Lord Administrator. At some suitably abstract level. What I'm trying to tell you - and this is not public knowledge - is that we nearly tried to overthrow your government."

"What?" said Akon. "The Confessors?"

"No, us. The ones who remembered the ancient world. Back then we still had our hands on a large share of the capital and tremendous influence in the grant committees. When our children legalized r*pe, we thought that the Future had gone wrong."

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Yud got e-famous over this!? :#marseycringe:

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No, he got efamous from his Harry Potter fanfic. He wrote that after HPMOR was already popular


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Me creating a superintentelligent AI to torture computer simulations of Eliezer Yudkowsky for all eternity

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Tf is this lol

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Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster

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I bet he is pulling down thousands a month from Twitter engagement :marseykneel:

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According to science neighbors, the population of humankind for 90% of civilisation was almost a flat line, then it skyrocketed in the last 2-3 centuries.

If according to SBF tier r-slurs, all the innovations and greatest achievements of humankind came after the inflection, and the red lines mark the inflection, then doesn't that track logically that the innovations in the time period bounded by the red line should be the greatest innovations of all time. Since the innovations in that time period led to the development of all subsequent innovations which according to SBF are better than previous innovations. But that can't possibly be the case since by the previous logic those later innovations are sub standard compared to the one bounded in red.

Get rekt SBF. Die with your BayesBIPOC logic, strag :ma#rseycool2:

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SBF is an r-slured r-slur who doesn't think through the shit he says or does. "oh yeah lemme just run a trading bot with company money and without any checks, I'll fall asleep a few seconds after starting it up" "oh yeah, lemme just send my parents 10 million and a house in the bahamas, nobody will notice that" "oh yeah, I definitely didn't know about the fraud, no way" "it was all the weasel's fault because she didn't hedge"

God I hate this pudgy fricker.

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Just finished the faux and lewis books on the guy and i was repeatedly seething at hiw absurdly dumb this guy is

How am I not a billionaire

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You just aren't stupid enough to take the kind of risks that can make you one the way SBF was.

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It gives me a warm feeling to be constantly reminded that rationalists are bar none the most r-slurred people on the planet.

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A room full of monkeys with typewriters can do that, call me when he can do something impressive like finish The Winds of Winter. :marseynails:

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>literature is just a combination of letters. Give a monkey a typewriter and there is a chance that it'll create the best literature known to mankind.

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This is his energy ^

I hope he's baiting.

On a similar note, the rationalist/motte cope of reducing everything into their STEM-poisoned ideology is dumb. And now they're coming for art and literature.

“you are just a non-stemcel seething”

Theoretical mathematicians and physicists are usually quite cultured. It's the software engineers and their ilk that fall into STEMcute twinkry.

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no one is close to being as intelligent as von neumann. obviously severe dysgenic fertility has dulled human intelligence over the past 150 years.

Do chuddy chuds really believe that 150 years of dysgenics across hundreds of millions of people was enough to reverse millions of years of natural selection?

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They're right though, the best literary genre hasn't even been developed until very recent times

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You've just never seen the uncensored Merchant of Venice RAW.

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Read that as A Death in Venice RAW and:marseyyikes::marseyxd:

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Goys BUILT for BJC :#marseycard:

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Oh goddammit I meant Othello.

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This guy is a lolcow with an academic pedigree for sure.

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Chuds needs to realize that white women have doomed the white race with their wickedness and that the only way to change this is to lead them by example and transition

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do these r-slurs not understand that 90% of the human condition, whether that be scientific progress or literature is entirely derivative from what people've done before others

same shit as those r-slurs that go "Einstein just got all the low hanging fruit" :marseysmoothbrain:


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I do think theres some truth to the low hanging fruit thing

There are basically no mathematicians crushing it across all disciplines today (tao comes closest, but still a far cry away), same for physicists, etc.

You need to be incredibly specialized in a way that physicists etc even 80 years ago didnt

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"If you gave me a year I could write Shakespeare"

~Richard Hanania, 33

Ok so why haven't you?

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This post seemed like meglomaniacal NPD ranting when I read it. Good to see that confirmed rather than it just being irony.

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I springboard from the Ezra Klein show to new heights of fame and influence, which culminates in an American regime that repeals the Civil Rights Act and implements nationwide mandatory vaccinations. Klein is unhappy with the setback in the battle for racial and gender equality, but realizes that the net lives saved when the next pandemic comes will make it all worth it.

:marseyxd: This is part of a multi-paragraph hypothetical where the release of his book causes all the shitlib progressives to stop in their tracks and question their entire political worldview. When this guy crashes and burns, the afterglow is going to breathtaking.

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It was even better than I expected :mjlol:

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Hanania probably does think very highly of himself, but I think the above is probably just his typical style of "am I fricking with you or am I being serious" irony.

Besides, I can't blame him much for trying to stir shit up in order to sell his book. There are few people in the world who think that a non-fiction book about the history of government policy and law will be a good read.

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Modern art is much better than Renaissance shit

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Hamlet is one of my favorite stories but the ending sucks. Not the death scene, but Fortinbras coming in and yapping on. He did deliver the line "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead" which is important so that we get Tom Stoppard's work, but they could have delivered that line before Hamlet's duel.

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Fyi, Hanania, does NOT like it when you reply or quote tweet him libgen links to his newly released book.

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