The novels recount the adventures of the German boy Wilhelm Heinrich Sebastian Von Troomp, who goes by "Baron Trump", as he discovers weird underground civilizations, offends the natives, flees from his entanglements with local women, and repeats this pattern until arriving back home at Castle Trump.
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Jaime Fuller wrote in Politico that Baron Trump is "precocious, restless, and prone to get in trouble." He often mentions his massive brain, and has a personalized insult for most people he meets. Fuller also notes that Baron Trump lives in a building named after himself, "Castle Trump"; while the real-life Donald Trump had lived in Trump Tower for decades. Furthermore, Donald Trump's youngest son's name is Barron Trump.[1]
Chris Riotta noted in Newsweek that Baron Trump's adventures begin in Russia. Riotta also mentioned another book of Lockwood's, 1900; or, The Last President, in which New York City is riven by protests following the shocking victory of a populist candidate in the 1896 presidential election, who brings on the downfall of the American republic.
Lol ok I was just about to go on a rant about how much I hated these books even as a young kid I thought they were shitty and cheesy; but I only read them because a lot of other kids recommended them. Then I looked it up and I realized I've never read any Artimas Fowl books.
Turns out I got that series confused with a one off book called The Supernaturalist, both bullshit young adult books that came out in the early 2000s. This book stunk tho even back in the day as a kid I knew it was unoriginal bullshit. Felt the same way about the Eragon books.
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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
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Even spookier and more prophetic are these series of novels
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_Trump_novels
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Will Trump finally unearth the mole men in his second term?
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Baron Trump sounds like those shitty Artemis Fowl books I read in 4th grade.
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Lol ok I was just about to go on a rant about how much I hated these books even as a young kid I thought they were shitty and cheesy; but I only read them because a lot of other kids recommended them. Then I looked it up and I realized I've never read any Artimas Fowl books.
Turns out I got that series confused with a one off book called The Supernaturalist, both bullshit young adult books that came out in the early 2000s. This book stunk tho even back in the day as a kid I knew it was unoriginal bullshit. Felt the same way about the Eragon books.
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JAN 6666666666666!!!!!!!!!
white extinction is long overdue
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Trump and all his trumpeters will surely burn for this.
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Isn't this saying stirring up drama is no good
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yes we're all going to heck on this website, might as well have fun
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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
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