If you live within 90 minutes of BLM land there's no reason to ever shoot at a range. The freedom to rapid fire and shoot inanimate objects is unmatched
That is not quite a bit tbh, though what the East Coast does have that the Midwest doesn't is an abundance of state parks, which you will never hear New Yorkers shit up about
haha WOW he played a character who was so MANLY cuz he liked BACON and BREAKFAST FOODS omg and he had a BEARD and was into WOODWORKING and im gonna try and be like him!!
Good on Offerman for making a legit career out of that but holy frick I hate what not having a father figure has done to people
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I'm not great at working with pallet wood. All the pallets I get are just straight up nasty. I'm kind of a kitty and I run every single board through the planer and jointer because @D's wood has to be perfectly straight or I'll sperg out and whine like a little b-word.
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Most pallets are nasty as heck, however, where I work, occasionally we'll get these really nice ones. They're 5.5" x 1" pine. I just hit them with the orbital to take off any forklift grease, light stain, and shellac. They like the heat treatment marks and shit. Makes it more authentic. Throw some $30 hairpins from Amazon, and it'll sell for $120+.
Offerman had a great delivery and managed to mostly keep it together even as the writing gradually failed. Aziz had exactly one note, which he just kept playing louder. By the end Aziz was unwatchable—I assumed the press attacking him for being a shit date was divine karma for making the final seasons of Parks and Rec.
TL/DR: Offerman ain't so bad. Not buying his book tho.
His book is probably infused with so much soy your peepee will fall off just by reading a few pages, but he was great in parks. Not jean ralphio great, but still great.
It looks like a book for progressive bustling women wanting a man just manly enough to turn them on, but sterile and safe enough not to raise any eyebrows.
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That's exactly what women are after. “Manly, but nice” is rare now. A man who's got neither a gender studies degree nor a DV conviction. Moids seem unable to manage to do anything between the two. We're either sobbing soy cute twinks or monstrous criminals.
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You'd frick a hot if there were no actual biofoids around. Hard to blame women for at least wanting the aesthetic of gentle manliness if they can't have the real thing…
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It's just some ghostwritten self help slop to capitalize on his image from Parks and Rec. People really think he's like the character which is the sad part.
>I'm a masculine outdoorsy lumberjack type. I'm not physically fit, but I appeal to a liberal pastiche of what it means to not be Hustle and Bustled on a daily basis.
>Now that we have established that I am a stand-in for your dad, here's why you should love feminism and hate guns. There's nothing more patriotic and american than illegal immigration.
When I lived in the middle of the woods in a yurt doing all sorts of masculine stuff I never looked fit. I look way more fit now living ez and working out. Back then I was hauling wood on a sled through a foot + of snow but it doesn't translate so well to looking jacked or even thin and muscular.
Never woulda given up my gun though. Invaluable when you're alone.
Nothing is wrong with him but he isn't an outdoors man of any note nor is anything he has ever said been enlightening or particularly thoughtful.
I estimate that this book was likely ghost written by a woman (or woman adjacent individual). It will feature a fictitious male person with the least offensive vision of Hollywood approved masculinity and serve as this years male NPC programming handbook. Quite dreadful indeed.
I know very little about him other than he can pull off a mustache without looking like a p-dophile and he made a canoe by hand. No idea what his political thoughts are but I assumed they were correct opinions because he works in hollywood. Is there any current day Hemingway or Teddy Roosevelt type figure? I follow that Nepalese mountain climber who's pretty bad butt, but I dont know if any other adventuring types.
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it's the title of the thread, dingus. it's the only words you even wrote!
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women are a lot like a refrigerator. they are 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, and they make ice.
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women are a lot like a refrigerator. they are 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, and they make ice.
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Nothing like getting outdoor advice from a comedian/actor who lives in LA.
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The east and west cost have insane access to national parks and BLM (no not that) land compared to the midwest
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If you live within 90 minutes of BLM land there's no reason to ever shoot at a range. The freedom to rapid fire and shoot inanimate objects is unmatched
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So real, the only ranges near me are boomer Dep or conservation ones.
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I was just in Moab, the day we left they banned ATV use in a massive swath of BLM property. Apparently Moab was off road mecca.
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Yep, those r-slurs were ruining a bunch of common spaces, BLMs been threatening for years apparently
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Lol blm land doesnt exist on the east coast
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What are some east coast national parks?
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have a few compared to the midwest
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That is not quite a bit tbh, though what the East Coast does have that the Midwest doesn't is an abundance of state parks, which you will never hear New Yorkers shit up about
Also at the St. Louis arch being a National park
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Plz no bully
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The best one is Acadia.
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Yes arcadia rocks very cool.
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Acadia is absolutely beautiful. Precipice trail is a really fun,.short hike
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Shouldn't have farmed all that corn
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It's for low T soyboys who desperately want to retain some shred of masculinity
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Good on Offerman for making a legit career out of that but holy frick I hate what not having a father figure has done to people
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Woodworking is really fun and useful.
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And, if you have a source of pallets, you can make tables and flip them to the people who buy this book! It's what I do.
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I'm not great at working with pallet wood. All the pallets I get are just straight up nasty. I'm kind of a kitty and I run every single board through the planer and jointer because @D's wood has to be perfectly straight or I'll sperg out and whine like a little b-word.
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true story
this has more to do with craigslist table saw than pallets but still u can't be sure a pallet is clean wood ig
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That suuuucks. I've never had a close call because I'm super kitty paranoid around the table saw.
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Most pallets are nasty as heck, however, where I work, occasionally we'll get these really nice ones. They're 5.5" x 1" pine. I just hit them with the orbital to take off any forklift grease, light stain, and shellac. They like the heat treatment marks and shit. Makes it more authentic. Throw some $30 hairpins from Amazon, and it'll sell for $120+.
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Dude the hairpins are super lazy, absolutely keyed and based lmao. It's upcycled!!
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Smarter not harder
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Maybe I just get shit pallets here but I can't get the boards free without fricking mangling them.
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Sawzall, a hacksaw, and sand down the nubs
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It's for women
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And who's more Low T than a woman? QED
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yt men
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Most books are. I was told to read a negotiation tactics book and the author used in-your-shoes examples and "she/her" for all of it.
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Masculinity doesn't mean what you think it means.
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Even smug trans twitter marsey soyjaks know better than you about masculinity? Sad!
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I honestly thought Rob Lowe was the funniest one in Parks and Recreations. Aziz 'deescalating blowjob' Ansari was probably funnier than Offerman.
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Offerman is a fantastic actor and was perfect in parks, being a soyboy doesn't change that.
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Offerman had a great delivery and managed to mostly keep it together even as the writing gradually failed. Aziz had exactly one note, which he just kept playing louder. By the end Aziz was unwatchable—I assumed the press attacking him for being a shit date was divine karma for making the final seasons of Parks and Rec.
TL/DR: Offerman ain't so bad. Not buying his book tho.
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His book is probably infused with so much soy your peepee will fall off just by reading a few pages, but he was great in parks. Not jean ralphio great, but still great.
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It looks like a book for progressive bustling women wanting a man just manly enough to turn them on, but sterile and safe enough not to raise any eyebrows.
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That's exactly what women are after. “Manly, but nice” is rare now. A man who's got neither a gender studies degree nor a DV conviction. Moids seem unable to manage to do anything between the two. We're either sobbing soy cute twinks or monstrous criminals.
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This is a sobbing soy cute twink with the skin-deep aesthetic of a man
Do better, women
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You'd frick a hot if there were no actual biofoids around. Hard to blame women for at least wanting the aesthetic of gentle manliness if they can't have the real thing…
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Where are all the smart patriotic americans?
tee hee they don't exist. suck it chuds and watch this guy make millions more
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You WILL be fashionably self-loathing
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you can just not read it?
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@Cathedral I will personally accept your !cuteandvalid application
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It's just some ghostwritten self help slop to capitalize on his image from Parks and Rec. People really think he's like the character which is the sad part.
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Faced with the option between the two I'd rather just read the single page. But it looks dreadful.
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Whats wrong with it?
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Nice bait and all but the collective online chud boner over rural Americans is over a depiction bordering on parody too.
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Has he said that about guns? I thought he was a hunter.
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https://x.com/Nick_Offerman/status/969748942404706304
https://www.thedailybeast.com/nick-offerman-on-the-closed-minded-nra-fanatics-who-think-he-really-is-ron-swanson
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This feels like he learned how to be a man from Reddit. His father must be so ashamed.
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When I lived in the middle of the woods in a yurt doing all sorts of masculine stuff I never looked fit. I look way more fit now living ez and working out. Back then I was hauling wood on a sled through a foot + of snow but it doesn't translate so well to looking jacked or even thin and muscular.
Never woulda given up my gun though. Invaluable when you're alone.
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He's a fricking actor
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Reddit likes him
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Nothing is wrong with him but he isn't an outdoors man of any note nor is anything he has ever said been enlightening or particularly thoughtful.
I estimate that this book was likely ghost written by a woman (or woman adjacent individual). It will feature a fictitious male person with the least offensive vision of Hollywood approved masculinity and serve as this years male NPC programming handbook. Quite dreadful indeed.
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I know very little about him other than he can pull off a mustache without looking like a p-dophile and he made a canoe by hand. No idea what his political thoughts are but I assumed they were correct opinions because he works in hollywood. Is there any current day Hemingway or Teddy Roosevelt type figure? I follow that Nepalese mountain climber who's pretty bad butt, but I dont know if any other adventuring types.
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Just the chads of rDrama seething over the thought of...soys going hiking.
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i'd rather cut off my balls than read a book that wants me to go outside!!!!!
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ok a lot of you are getting hung up on the balls thing
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it's the title of the thread, dingus. it's the only words you even wrote!
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I gotchu boo
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boo? halloween was last month assbutt!
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You're a year round boo, bee
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I'd rather cut off my balls than read a book
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only cuck butt libtards read. fact.
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I read a dramapost that is CBT fiction ^ I read a dramapost that is CBT fiction V
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Fact you knew what is was makes you a cute twink though
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but now you know what it is are we both cute twinks now? Want to make out?
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My mom would probably like this book
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Never heard of this guy but why not try A River Runs Through It by Norman Maclean? Was enjoyable and struck @Daniel_C2 as well written.
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Is it any good?
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