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Redditor on /r/writing implores users to "read more books" if they want to write well. Commenter shit and piss their pants with seethe and rage at the suggestion

https://old.reddit.com/r/writing/comments/18h6ndp/please_read_more

								

								

OP posts a longpost but it basically says "you should read books if you want to write".

Post is fairly new, but 9/10 of top-level comments are :marseyakshually: YOU DONT NEED TO READ TO WRITE WHAT IF SOMEONE CANT AFFORD BOOKS

Not summarising

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Maybe their book selection is limited? Could be due to financial reasons?

Lmao, just download books for free or go to a public library.

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Jesus frick, these are the same people that think books are illegal in Florida

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Our grandparents: "This is a Luger I pulled off a Kraut I ventilated in the war (or maybe it was two days ago and grandpa fricking murdered someone, he gets forgetful)".

Grandparents in 2063: "This is my most prized possession, owning these could have like literally gotten me killed when I was your age."

Pulls out the Harry Potter book collection

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Actual footage smuggled out of Orlando the other day:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024690291802454.webp

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FINANCIAL REASONS :soycry:

Redditors justify everything like this. Financial reasons is also why they have to eat grubhub instead of buying ingredients at a store. (Don't ask them to do the actual math on this) :marseynpcmad:

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>I'm fat because of financial reasons, I can't afford healthy food so I'm forced to eat at McDonald's, frick capitalism and corporations for putting sugar and maple syrup everywhere :marseychonker2: :marseychonkerfoidpuke:

>Proceeds to eat 3 Big Mac combos for lunch every day with large sodas and potato chips for snacks

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024808233987403.webp

I'm poor because I'm fat, and I'm fat because I'm poor. It's a vicious cycle.

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Also, all of the classic pieces of literature are in the public domain and can be downloaded for free from random book archive sites you can find on Google. I doubt the average /r/writingstrag has read Nietzsche, Dostoevsky, or Emerson outside of class though.

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>implying they read them in class and didn't just copy from the guy next to them

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i can't download books because they seized my hard drives and I cant go the library because i pooped a big one on ground in a state of anxiety and mental illness and now they have security guard and they check ids to make sure poopers cant enter since they poop big ones on ground

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:marseytombstone:

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But i live in a Library desert. :marseycry:

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If you can access reddit you can access Project Gutenberg.

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