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Kino INCOMING :marseypopcorntime: Super Mario Bros and French Revolution crossover :marseynapoleon: "Absolutism is a state of mind"

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/absolutism-is-a-state-of-mind-mario-the-french-revolution.1141879

"In which enlightenment ideals go horribly right in the Mushroom Kingdom. A story of revolution, noble ideals, and absolutism lightened by humor. Also my first serious attempt to write a love story, but that's neither here nor there."

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!bookworms fanfiction kino

!chuds :macroncool:

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Hail poured down on the roof of Bowser's Castle like cannonballs, shattering on its thick :marseydumptruck: tiles and crenelations

https://media.giphy.com/media/106PwpLIIXJnXi/giphy.webp

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!ranchers !kino the French Revolution if it was written by MovieBlob :marseykino:

https://preview.redd.it/oxqctxlv4xc01.jpg?auto=webp&s=cb50365ca3ffeac0f4905947e2b68df32f282954 https://external-preview.redd.it/qPuZct63pttvRlpXbmigT4JF9o8cm5hs7xlUt696M9k.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ad72dca67b847dfd73f3a1cdc052dbe99294504d https://rdrama.net/images/16763216730168872.webp

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What's the story :marseyslime: behind :marseynotes2: the excerpt in the first :marseywinner: image?

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I think that this is an excerpt from his masterpiece sacred scripture about Super Mario Bros. 3 (PBUH) -

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18145442-super-mario-bros-3

MagicMush on his MovieBlob mini-documentary reads all of the book excerpts that you need to know (starts at 22:10):

It is the book where Bob says that the reveal of Super Mario Bros. 3 on The Wizard (a glorified Nintendo commercial hiding as a movie) was like the JFK assassination and 9/11, and that the console wars were like the Vietnam War.

:#bruh: !r-slurs Bob should be your leader.

MovieBlob is arguably the peak example of how many modern "brogressive" American manchildren adopt pop culture media and culture war politics as a replacement for religion which is now deboonked by science and fascistchudbigotproblematic, to Bob and people like him, superhero movies, video games, and internet politics dictate his reasons to live, his morality, his personal saints/heroes, his mortal enemies unworthy of salvation, what he is allowed to watch or not to watch, his vocabulary, and his ultimate destiny as a human, he calls Shigeru Miyamoto as God and says that he used to dream of Miyamoto in his childhood, Bob is not ashamed to explicitly say that pop culture slop and burger politics are his religion. :marseycreepy: !ranchers !christians

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MovieBlob is arguably the peak example of how many modern "brogressive" American manchildren

I view chuds as the next evolution of this smartlier than thou nonsense. Also there are still leftoids neckbeards ofc just saying. Like moviebob has some pseudo fascist beliefs as it is (humans not having intrinsic worth, etc) just applied to left brain thinking

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!BobMob

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I love Bob, what a funny r-slur :marseyretard2pat:

I followed him before I ever knew about him lulcow status by way of Jim Sterling

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So moviebob is philosophically superior to christcucks, believing only in that which is actually real :marseyweeb:

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I do not think that treating Super Mario (PBUH) as surrogate Christ figure who guides your worldview and lifestyle is a christcuck pwned ebic style moment :marseyshapiro:

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That's where you and I differ

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you're fricking bananas if you think I'm reading all that, take my downmarsey and shut up idiot

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>you're fricking bananas if you think I'm reading all that, take my downmarsey and shut up idiot

:#soyreddittypingtalking:

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You're not a femboy, you're a sissy slut with a god complex, go back to your dildos and your fantasies you fat frick, and leave me alone.

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The fact that food shortages are a plot point made me realize that Mario and other "gameplay first, worldbuilding second" franchises seem to be set in a post-scarcity world. When was the last time anyone in a canon Mario work seemed worried about food, water, or money? It doesn't seem like a world where a revolution would happen because everyone seems so satisfied.

This isn't to throw shade on the fanfic. It's just that I never realized that the Mario universe is a borderline paradise.

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Of course.

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