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coned no/no if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl sports. 1yr ago #5875369

i dont understand literally any of this

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KONY_2032 she/they ...we'll get him next time! coned 1yr ago #5875436

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coned no/no if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl sports. KONY_2032 1yr ago #5875441

my heart is telling me so its like tremors??? tremors is about worms

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SgtHartman Steer/Queer :marseyflamethrower:

What is your major malfunction? coned 1yr ago #5875559

Its :marseytaliban: but in space with :worm: s

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Bartendercel dude/bussy coned 1yr ago #5875611

Tremors is kino

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Bartendercel dude/bussy coned 1yr ago #5875604

>fats control a resource called spice in some planet

>they oppress the muslims who live in the desert planet to get it

>king of the universe says fats gotta go, new guy in charge

>mom was grooming new guys kid into being a jesus figure who can see the future when he consumes spice

>muslims worship kid

>new guy has taken over

>fats launch full scale assault to take back the spice, turns out king just wanted to kill new guy and is supporting the fats

>new guys kid must become an hero, taking back the spice, conquering the muslims and waging trans genocide against the king who had daddy killed

>oh and gotta beware the giant sandworms who will eat you if you step on the sand of a desert planet (the whole thing), theyre memes.

Theres the first movie in a nutshell.

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Zizo we/wuz male feminist of God Bartendercel 1yr ago #5878475

I do think it's kind of funny how the sandworms become a total non issue the moment the kid gets all fremen'd up

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peepeehands aut/ism good morning coned 1yr ago #5875386

you are the Kwisatz Haderach

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drama_enthusiast king/lord SME: Shitposting peepeehands 1yr ago #5875404

and i'm Shai-Hulud

:worm#:

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NO rang/kang :!vegetaleave:

peepeehands 1yr ago #5879596

Its me. Ur daddy. Duncan Idaho

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coned no/no if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl sports. peepeehands 1yr ago #5875392

well that like just made me understand EVEN LESS but go off

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BFBugleberry Hi/fren peepeehands 1yr ago #5999870

You are the Nicknak Paddywhack

Give a dog a bone

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Modern_Major_Jefferal Major/General is the very model of a Modern Major-General :marseymajorgeneral3:

coned 1yr ago #5875450

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense, But the real universe is always one step beyond logic

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NO rang/kang :!vegetaleave:

Modern_Major_Jefferal 1yr ago #5879599

Only if ur dumb

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InsideBark Boo/Woof coned 1yr ago #5875906

First book is fairly straight forward for the overall plot and motivations. Empire bad. Bene Gesserit bad. Harkonnens fat (so in other words bad). Revenge good.

The bigger ideas it presents can kind of be ignored and you'd still get through it fine. Those pay off in the later books. The big one from the first novel being, maybe embracing a messiah persona to get what you want can really backfire on you, what with the galactic Jihad you later spawn that ends up killing hundreds of billions that you have no control over.

It gets even better as the main character spends the first book trying to straddle that divinity line and the next two books trying to undo it but then his son says frick that and instead goes all in and becomes a living God as a human/worm hybrid which sets the stage for the 4th book which is amazing.

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NO rang/kang :!vegetaleave:

InsideBark 1yr ago #5878238

You havent even mentioned the main character :marseyinboots: duncan

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Zizo we/wuz male feminist of God NO 1yr ago #5878481

What the frick does Duncan even do in the first book? I just remember him just kind of being 'there' as one of the Atreides squad but not really doing much of any import.

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NO rang/kang :!vegetaleave:

Zizo 1yr ago #5878523

He trains :marseydramautist: pawl

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Zizo we/wuz male feminist of God NO 1yr ago #5878893

That's not special, like 6 people do that in the book

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NO rang/kang :!vegetaleave:

Zizo 1yr ago #5879595

I answered the question :marseybeanconfused: asked :marseythinkorino2: of me.

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Zizo we/wuz male feminist of God NO 1yr ago #5880824

Did YOU train paul?

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YALLAHblessYoTraplord al/qaeda We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. 1yr ago #5875360

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TheUbieSeether cute/twink :marseyhissing:

1yr ago #5875468

Yup! The memes compel me! :marseyhypno: I'm gonna reread Dune!

:#marseyexcited:

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ogsambone gen/der :marseyraging:

1yr ago #5875449

Alt shift X has some great dune vids if you are interested, first book is pretty foundational for sci fi, it goes of the rails but people recommend the rest of the books too

:#marseyreading:

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Elias_Acorn Cat/boy :marstolfo:

The True Heir to the Acorn Monarchy :marseyauthright:

ogsambone 1yr ago #5876928

I once saw a critic call Dune the right wing version of the foundation where Fh sides with the Mule over The Foundation.

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Modern_Major_Jefferal Major/General is the very model of a Modern Major-General :marseymajorgeneral3:

ogsambone 1yr ago #5875464

I fricking love alt shift x. Too bad the CUTE TWINK alt shwift x stole his channel name and idea.

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D dip/fuck Katamari was the last good video game ogsambone 1yr ago #5877209

If I love warhammer, should I read the first Dune? My boss pissed me off today so I'm gonna spend an entire shift sitting around and reading because I am literally completely un-fireable.