The Year When My Husband Started to Act Like a Tsundere Teenage Girl to Get My Attention

>When I say "thank god," it's not because I'm religious.

>"Than-k. Go-d," if you tap the tip of the tongue twice against your teeth hard, it sounds like a curse.

>Try it, say "thank god," but in the spirit of "frick this shit."

>Thank god for birth control.

Why do women always put random shit like this in their articles to pad them out?

When I say "I want to r*pe you," it's not because I'm a male feminist.

"I wa-nt to r-ape you,", if you space out the gap between each syllable, it sounds like you're saying you want to ape someone and have a speech impediment.

Try it, say "I want to r*pe you," but in the spirit of "Aping time!"

I want to r*pe you right now.

A lot of the comments on the article itself are kind of bizzare since the whole thing is literally just - 30 year old man gets himself a foreign girlfriend and slowly gets more and more addicted to porn and spirals out of control while the woman acts completely ambivalent to it the whole time because she just wanted a green card, not a husband?

Like, c'mon, just up and say you were married for a green card not because you actually liked the freak