Confess your literary sins.

AI has really shit prose. I haven't tried any of the obscure models, but openAI and bing really write like dogshit. From what I remember it was like 70% purple prose executed badly, with a sort of ironic sense to it that never went away - even when I asked it to explicitly stop. There's apparently some stuff baked in.

Horse s*x

My teacher says I write like Emily Peepeeinson!

It's an absolute masterpiece of writing and it was what really convinced me thay McCarthy was an amazing writer. His mastery of contemporary English is beyond reproach and he should be lauded as one of the literary greats.

It fails as a story.

• I wonder if it would get the same critical acclaim if it wasn't super verbose.

Of course not r-slur the point is his prose is amazing. The story itself is extremely mid and the book is solely carried on his ability to use language to make you see what he's writing about

I think the road is probably the most crowdpleasing

Plot is easy to process and the setting doesn't piss off western-haters

Has a nice message about fatherhood and even a somewhat happy ending even with the death

Also has several moments where he shows off his descriptive prose

That is an actual sin.

Dude's in his 90s and he was still publishing books about it. I Conon a bit more since it's so classic but Gor can be very entertaining in how wild Norman goes in them.

I despise when shit is locked behind a paywall, and I'm not willing to advertise that I'll take commissions to write.

If anyone wants to read a genderswapped death note parody where instead of dying you get a wedgie when your name is written, it should be something you can do for free. I'd be disgusted if I found out something like that was monetized

also I'm not really struggling with money, maybe if I do my stance would change on that

I based all the setting in scp stuff. Brief summary of that setting is that there's a huge organization that makes sure anomalies and weird stuff never make it to the public eye. My story would follow a few characters and the group around them as they encounter and help contain anomalies. Basically the mc gets all the top secret data from the foundation imprinted in his brain by coincidence, and now that he knows too much has to help them using whatever he knows in different fields of research and containment.

This is underselling the shit I've been adding up over the years. I can say I already have planned out like 9 major story arcs and have put a lot of thought into the characters and bullshit supernatural things they meet and how they each interact. It's not wholly original because I would be taking most concepts straight out of the scp articles I like, but most characters would be unique to this story

it's honestly pretty tame, mostly made with the focus of a bullying fetish. For the very neurodivergent demographic that has a thing for wedgies.

I don't want to link the deviantart again because last time, the moment I did, someone spammed bardfinn in my comments and profile

This is true of all media of the time period tbh. Everything's gone downhill so hard I'll watch a movie that I considered mid in 2008 and think it's the best thing ever.

...but I first read Twilight in 2008 so I have no excuse

>I watched the contrapoints video on it

keep yourself safe

Let's rearrange it so the quotation is in the middle

>Is "r-slurred?" what you called those kids

I don't see a good reason for quotation rules to work differently at the end of a sentence.

Theyre on SA somewhere, god speed