Knock knock open wide, a horror novel I'm reading, suffers from "lesbian relations lack the weird power dynamics and straight men think they're hot" , but also contains a random dog at redditards who try to solve mysteries

Most modern covers suck because cute twinks are running publishing house. If this was a proper paperback from heck it would would be a woman in a nightgown lying on a bed while a black goat puppet on the tv teaches kids about shapes and colors and a corpse with part of his face missing was standing right next to her bed. Or it would be two lesbians doing a porno kiss while Puppetshow satan and friends circle around them. Of it would be a proper kid's show cover but everything would be slightly off.