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So I decided to
my sexual energies by reading erotic novels from both sexes.
For the moids:
For the foids:
Both books are shit, but apocalypse cultivator at least attempts to be not shit by virtue of being longer, to middling success. Ben Matterack, the protagonist, is surprisingly multifaceted (for a smut character written by a moid) While he does want to frick his secretary (
) and she (eventually) wanta to frick him, their interactions don't immediately start with them panting and pawing each other like animals in heat, infact they actually disliked each other. Kudos to the author for not writing the book entirely one handed 
.
They do that immersive cuckholding thing that gacha games do where Ben is kinda a blank slate for the reader to imprint on, I don't remember any details about his appearance being written, other than his naruto tattoos and him being buff with a big
. I imagine him looking like 
@KoreanZombieKing. The s*x scenes are more or less what you'd expect from someone writing erotic cultivation novels, however marshmallow isn't any better in that regard, and at least Ben has qualities one would find sexually attractive; In shape, gainfully employed, loving father and husband, big peepee.
Marshmallow is what I'd expect from a moid, which further lends proof to my theory that fat women are just men. It's short, vapid, and self indulgent and doesn't have any of the super natural aspects to compensate.
Our heroine:
Fat Instagram "model" named Marsha or some shit, goes by @Marshmellow, who was teased in school for being meatball shaped and the kids would call her marshmallow. But she's reclaimed her power and now spams pictures of her mass on Instagram to the hashtags of #HAES #REALWOMEN #FYOURBEAUTYSTANDARDS
The guy:
I give apocalypse cultivator a 6/10 because the power system is kinda cool
I give marshmallow a 4/10, too short, not sexy enough, but moid humiliation/corruption does kinda do it for me
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Holy shit what an insane unexpected plot twist. Scheherazade hadn't thought this one up yet for Arabian Nights. Incredibly creative.
(It's expected in every romcom in Asia that you sit through 10 hours of them fighting before they accidentally kiss and start thinking about how they really feel.)
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For a harem novel, yeah. Last one of these I read, all the women were greeting the protagonist with blowjobs.
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We come from very different worlds but I salute you. In another reality, I could have called you friend.
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Aw shucks, I'm just an r-slur from Kansas
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Awww a true drama romance.
Haters to Lovers; Skat-Tako to Ama edition.
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What power system???? How did you not mention this before the rating????
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Because the power system is in the title.
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