Marsey request: Marsey Tim Pool

Fits with his occupation, too

Dear communists, if your ideology is so great why can I strawman it?

So, I haven't bothered reading anything about communism outside of neo-conservatives saying it's bad. And my understanding is that: it is bad. I don't really feel like reading more on it and although I'm not 100% sure how it works, I have some pretty insightful questions I think destroys communism.

Why are you evil? My moral framework says you're bad even though my moral framework was designed to morally discount communism, I believe that this is completely objective and you're bad people.

Why do you have to write so much? I mean, come on. I can't be arsed reading that. Render it down until you can fit it on a post it note please.

Why can't you all agree on every aspect of communism? Marxists, Jucheist? What the heck is all this? Clearly it doesn't count as an ideology because you all disagree with each other.

Why can't you write an extensive apology for every death ever caused by communism? From my completely unbiased calculations, I came to the conclusion that communism kills 300 gorillion a year. You need to give me a full report on why this happened and how you'll avoid it please.

So, anyway, your ideology is destroyed! And no, I will not consider doing any research or looking at things from your perspective. I am simply here to gloat about my superiority.