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Count_Sprpr
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#297904
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#297904
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- Impassionata3 : can this incoherence be justified?
Hmm.. The young master refused to dual cultivate with me despite the fact that I cultivate the Heavenly Carp Fragrance... Indeed, this "Young Master Marsey" is not simple..
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Do you think we'll eventually reach a point with these Marseys where it's literally impossible to decipher what the f*** they're supposed to mean without having been part of the process? This one reminds me of those schizo ones that involved the weird Marey snake thing that became so annoying that aevnn had them hidden
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!schizos !schizomaxxxers
And I guess I might as well ping !metashit...
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What the frick is this shit
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We don't owe newstrags shit
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Exactly. Slowly figuring out the in-jokes is part of demonstrating you're a good fit for a community. Newstrags demanding to be told everything so they don't feel left out are the worst
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Demonizing gatekeeping ruined the internet.
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We can go deeper. I think there's still schizo marseys with my dog lol
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i have no idea what this is
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I don't see a problem with this
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:marseysnake: palestinian lives matter less than the Marseys
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You have eyes, yet cannot see Mt. Tai. Like a frog in a well.
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Oh shit meta event just happened !friendsofcarp !dramatards !metashit
A real lorekeeper would know when count made !besties back he didnt let carp in because carp was not "bestie material" count said. so carpathianflorist said to the Count_Sprpr "hey go frick yourself" so then count said "ok feel free to disagree" and then it ended
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Can someone explain what the frick cultivation even is? I tried to read one of the slops and eyes went crosseyed
. Do I need more autism of the east asian variety?
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The Cradle series by Will Wight is pretty good. Slop but entertaining, written in English, and not anywhere near as neurodivergent as the authentic chink stuff
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is it though? the cast feel like a bunch of rpg characters who spend every waking second training their madra. they don't feel real or present any unique perspectives on anything other than getting more madra.
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Good as in fun to read. I did say that it's slop
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i love 4chan explanations
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Read "Mother of Learning". It's not like that at all, and yet it's like the fricking heavenly etalon that all that wants to be.
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It's not really comparable to Chinese cultivation stories imo. He gets a heck of a lot more powerful but there's no mediation for decades or stupid power ups or whatever
Still good and worth reading tho
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Read a good deal of it when I was 15, came back to it recently but got a bit bored by Chapter 80.
It's miles better than Chinkslop by virtue of actually being written in English, but you can still tell the author is a Czech whose experiences with the language mostly boiled down to Naruto fanfic.
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Yeah, it could definitely do with some thorough editing and trimming down to fix the pacing issues. Still worth reading IMO
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And that's a fricking good thing, motherlover!
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Trvthnvke
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Autism always helps, but the gist is "cultivation" is a concept prominently featured in wuxia novels that's vaguely based on Taoism/Eastern philosophy. There is no single definition because every novel has its own byzantine idea of what cultivation means. For example:
Your soon to be Gary Stu must advance through 10000 cultivation steps by fighting, meditating, taking copious amounts of drugs and completing trials. The end result is becoming some kind of god and ruling over your fellow peons.
Of course, until you discover that the rival ching Chong ding dong sect led by one of your uncles has attained a higher level of cultivation in the dingaling realm and the MC has to go and genocide the entire clan (they were courting death after all). A jade beauty may be involved as well, but the mc won't interact with her because women are a distraction from cultivation and at the heavenly wing Wang level you become able to suck your own peepee better than any woman could anyway.
I hope this clears things up.
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Alternatively, he will add her to his harem of wives and frick her once per arc
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Is there any dual cultivation xianxia novelslop? I need some I Shall Seal Every Hole with My Peepee bullshit in my life.
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You need heroic levels of autism possibly the same kind of internalised loserdom that enables people to enjoy isekais.
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Semen retention
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You need the fricking Yin Chi Snow Lady b-word. Its disgusting how often that stereotype shows up.
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Show us the titties
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Another day of the demiurge leading us astray I see...
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Not if I do it first. Remember, it's always a good day to ruin the demiurge's plans
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Incredible
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The second "the" changing with the first is what makes it true art
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I achieve gnosis
The demiurge: fugg xd
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Inb4 denied because "muh tags"
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Doomers: 0, Belivers: 1000000000000000000000
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What is xianxia even? A sort of anime?
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Chinese / Korean martial arts fantasy. It is usually about some Chinaman trying to become immortal by killing things and eating them and occasionally think really hard about nature and stuff.
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sounds kinda gay
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It is a breath of fresh air if you have grown tired of the standard Western whinetagonist. But it gets very repetitive.
!bookworms
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you say that like it's a fricking bad thing, motherlover!
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Wuxia webnovels be like:
Oh herro I am weakest curtivator and everyron burry me T_T
But secretry I have secret powerr dat make me strongest and now it my turn to burry everyrone erse :D and arso I am dragon furry
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chapter 1: he will never be strongest cultivator
chapter 10000000000000000000000000000000:
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Chapter 10000000000000000000000000000001:
There's a realm above this one with even stronger cultivators who are also all massive peepees, what is going to happen in chapter 20000000000000000000000000000000?
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That young master is a fool not to recognize your kingdom toppling beauty. Truly courting death.
If you are truly set on dual cultivating with this young master you should deceive him by telling him that you have a [Heavenly Yin Unblemished Divine Jade Body] that will bring his cultivation base unlimited benefits if he were to dual cultivate with you. I refuse to believe he won't be tempted. 
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He fails to see mount Tai, he is courting death!
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I know what some of those words mean.
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worker bees are the ultimate simp they spend their whole life donating pollen for the queen bee that probably doesn't even acknowledge their existence(she's literally their queen) and ensure their queen's children and larvae remain safe at all times. all while having 0 chance as they are literally being unable to reproduce these people donating $100 a month to pokimane are nothing compared to the omegasimp known as the worker bee
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Why does carp have tits
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