@box's comment on 'I WILL PAY YOU 1000 DC TO HELP FINISH THE CARPODEX [Up to 69,000 in total prize money + goombling opportunity]'

I am paying out my own goombling winnings for fishy versions of the missing first-gen carpomon. 1000 per fish from the list below. No individual limit. This is on top of whatever coins you get once Carp feels emo enough to self-harm by clearing the emoji queue.

I'm going camping, and won't be online for at least a week. That isn't the deadline, there is no deadline. That's just when I'll start paying you.

How many fish will there be when I get back?

None, you fuckin loser. - 1 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

Less than 10 - 2 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

10-20 - 1 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

21-40 - 0 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

41-68 - 0 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

ALL 69 GOD BLESS THE GREAT NATION OF JAPAN - 2 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

!bets

Guidelines

A carpomon should possess:

greasy yellow skin with brown spots and stripes
bulging slimy fish eyes
a gaping carp mouth, complete with barbels
spindly fins or folds of fat in place of arms and legs
a suitably pathetic aura

But if would be funnier to deviate from the checklist, go ahead. I'll still pay you. Only the last one is mandatory. :carpjynx2: is a masterpiece.

You can make the pokemon look carpy or dress the baseline carp up as a pokemon. PIxel art, doodles, whatever. Just don't submit fish like this:

:carpmagnemite#:

(fuck you, anonymous WPD user, I'll slice you in half)

Submitting

Once you are done, POST YOUR FISH HERE and SUBMIT IT TO THE EMOJI QUEUE!

The tags should be pkmn pokemon and the pokedex number, which I've included below. Don't include any other tags or @DestoryerCarbine will kill your fish.