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Looking for a cute Dramafoid to date

In Massachusetts

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hey:#marseytedsimpflirt:

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Hey cutie :marseyblowkiss:

Wanna come to my r*pe cabin and watch some birds during one of your manic episodes?

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Only if you promise to wronghole

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:#arousedpizzashill:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17251556549513178.webp

How did you manage to take a photo in this art style?

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I don't know

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:marseygigachad:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17251590643871093.webp

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Ok but I already have kids, that's not gonna be an issue right?

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It depends how old you are and how many mental illnesses you have

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Oh that's good, I'd heard rumors you would want to eat my children.

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Once I impregnate you I can't make any promises. I will do whatever is necessary to reduce competition.

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You have to kill the kid first so she'll go back into estrus.

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bruh you dont have raw s*x remember

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I will remove the condom when it's time to procreate

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competition

Exactly. If you have a baby then you don't get to be the baby anymore. :marseyhesright:

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He has decent arms and a good frame but nothing else, correct?

I don't really know how to evaluate dudes but he's got no shoulders, embarrassing pecs, no abdominal definition (but good fat placement, no love-handles), what's the specific appeal?

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He knows how to choke a b-word

:#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

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You don't see the appeal because you don't have daddy issues

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I know I've really hit the big time when someone is putting out personal ads impersonating me. :marseycool2:

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this isn't about you grandpapa :marseyeyeroll:

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Clearly you're trying to ride on my extremely valuable personal brand that I've painstakingly built up over the years.

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oh, no, the clone and original are exactly alike, which one do I shoot? :marseytrollgun:

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Shoot us both! It's the only way to ensure the safety of rDrama! :marseyspock:

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:marseygunshotsuicide#:

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:marseysmug2: date or dayyyyte?

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Who /norcal/ here

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Saxton Hale fell off darn

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re: downmarseys

You came at me. I was very sincere about what I wrote, and you made a snide comment. I know this is the Internet, and I know people like you are happy to make drive-by-snarks, and hit the downmarsey button when someone makes you look silly, but next time you get the temptation to show everyone how clever you think you are, remember this:

You're not as smart, not as clever, not as funny as you think you are, and there are people like me that will shut you down. Act like an adult, or unplug the keyboard you're hiding behind.

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SaxtonHalemaxxing

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Mother fricker, is you in the jungle or some shit?

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