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Not picky (read: racist) whether she is a 
pegasus, earth 
pony, or 
unicorn. I will equally enjoy being enveloped by her 
wings, massaging her 
pasterns, or licking her 
horn. Also not that fussed about her height. !horsefrickers fantasize about the mythical JRHNBR, but sleep on the utility of a 
wife who is also your primary means of 
medium-range transit. We can munch grass together throughout suburbia to flex on the local deer. Let the whole world be our pasture as we jump fences to freedom.
Mares in the state of Washington, USA need not apply, especially if they are t mares [trans applicants from elsewhere are welcome].
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I think I prefer "Same Height" but there is a bucket requirement
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The benefit of same height and hoers is that her head is the size of your torso. Mandatory cuddles on her schedule.
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✅ I've reported your site to your registrar, host, ISP, and payment processor.
✅ Your bank accounts are cancelled.
You committed a heckin' wrongthink.
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making websites like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to deport you to a re-education camp.
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Bigoted against true love, just like Enumclaw, WA.
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