I woke up this morning and was surprised to find out I had for some unknown reason been placed inside the body of a very popular BIPOC rDrama user. At first I was thrilled but within 15 minutes of posting a reply I found myself inundated with replies like

BIPOC BIPOC BIPOC

I only read 3/5ths of all your comments, boy

Some video clip from some movie with Kylo Ren screaming the N word and shooting at a Black pimp looking dude in a car as he drives away

I total know how that Black Like Me author felt in the deep American south in the 60s. It's required reading for all of you and I'll link it below :

https://www.amazon.ca/Black-Like-John-Howard-Griffin/dp/0451234219

I feel like I honestly do deserve reparations now, y'all are some YT devils and need to repent.

This event sucks now

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Just reminding our resident obese foid s*x pest

See title strag

https://old.reddit.com/r/marvelrivals/comments/1jn2qj5/just_a_reminder_if_you_harass_other_players_in/?sort=controversial

It's a beautiful day outside, with the warm sunlight streaming through the window, illuminating the vibrant colors of my Haitian artwork collection, a testament to my heritage. I'm enjoying my lunch - a delicious caramel soy cappuccino with a side of sugar-free, gluten-free biscotti, carefully crafted by my favorite barista, who's also an expert in traditional Haitian coffee-making techniques.

Just as I'm about to take a sip of my coffee, my phone buzzes with a notification, interrupting the soothing sounds of kompa music playing in the background. I carefully place my cup down on the table, making sure not to spill a single drop of the precious liquid. I then reach for my phone, my fingers deftly navigating to the notification screen, adorned with a vibrant wallpaper featuring a traditional Haitian market scene.

As I press the button to read the notification, my heart skips a beat with anticipation. What could it be? A message from a long-lost friend? A notification from my favorite online shopping site, where I recently purchased a beautiful handmade Haitian wood sculpture?

But no, it's something far more intriguing. A user, @_riemann1413, has requested that I ban them. Not because they've been misbehaving, but because they claim to be financially strapped for marseycoin. I wonder if they've ever experienced the joy of a lively Haitian rara festival, where music and community come together in celebration.

I decide to grant their request, not because I'm mean, but because I'm a firm believer in doing what people ask me to do (within reason, of course). As a proud Haitian, it's essential to me that people see Haitians not as dog and cat eaters first, but instead as people who honor their word, just like the strong sense of community and tradition that defines our culture.

I admit to feeling a little guilt, what if they were really joking and didn't want me to ban them? My guilt disappeared when they made a disgusting report that I believe would be considered criminal defamation, and I have reported it to the FBI. I thought first and foremost we were like a family, and disgusting slurs like this should not be tolerated, just like the importance of respect and unity in Haitian culture.

Your words words words rant would look funny if it was uwu'd or dyslexia'd.

Aevann please make this happen.

@Lil-IntermittentlyAngry-B is a villain and this is a call out to Lil B to apologize or be deemed a villain forever

!macacos BTFO

Waste of coins

Haven't been here in like a month and it's even worse than I remember. The only good poster is @BWC. Will probably @Saitama all my coins and never return.

this is almost as badass as when I got the highest score in all the games(including lottershe) in the casino on the same day

https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/306356/wemarseymeangirlsshould-have-a-blrsblackjack-lottershe-roulette

also reminder of the time i won four jackpots in one day

https://rdrama.net/h/lit/post/228822/thoughts-on-margaret-atwood-marseyhandmaid-marseygileadmarseyflagcanada/5552914#context

Can't find it.

Only need about 17k

!indianmoment !antibharatiya

like literally no one gave me the award the autojanny like just gave it to me

@Dramaking

• Reigns supreme in escalating petty arguments into full-blown forum meltdowns with a single emoji.

@MarseyManiac

• Obsesses over the site's mascot, flooding threads with custom Marsey edits daily.

@TrollLord420

• Baits newbies with fake outrage posts, then brags about it in all-caps victory screeds.

@Bussyblaster

• Spams unhinged rants about niche internet subcultures nobody else understands.

@SeetheCope

• Chronicles the downfall of Reddit with smug one-liners and cryptic memes.

@GigachadPoster

• Claims to lift, code, and argue online simultaneously, but mostly just argues.

@LolcowMilker

• Hunts for unhinged X users to screenshot and mock in marathon drama threads.

@SchizoRanter

• Types 2,000-word manifestos about conspiracy theories, then deletes them in shame.

@PingPongPing

• Tags everyone in sight, turning quiet threads into chaotic notification heck.

@EdgelordSupreme

• Drops the darkest humor imaginable, then feigns innocence when called out.

@Chudinator

• Defends controversial takes with walls of text nobody reads past the first line.

@MemeMachine69

• Uploads blurry reaction images that somehow still get 100 upmarseys.

@DramatardPrime

• Lives for meta-drama, dissecting mod decisions like a deranged detective.

@FemboyFrenzy

• Posts thirst traps disguised as "ironic" bait, confusing half the userbase.

@RightoidRage

• Yells about politics in every thread, even the ones about cats.

@LeftySeether

• Counters RightoidRage with equally unhinged rants, keeping the cycle alive.

@ShitpostSage

• Crafts absurd, poetic nonsense that's oddly profound if you squint.

@KiwifarmsReject

• Brings unfiltered chaos from other forums, leaving everyone bewildered.

@AevannFan

• Worships the site's creator with creepy devotion, starting cults in the comments.

@GlowieWatch

• Accuses random users of being feds, sparking paranoid witch hunts weekly.

@BaitMasterX

• Crafts elaborate troll posts that hook at least three mods before anyone notices.

@CopeLord99

• Whines about cancel culture daily, yet never logs off to touch grass.

@MarseyCultist

• Prays to the site's mascot in unhinged threads that get stickied anyway.

@Doxxinator

• Threatens to leak IPs but only ever posts blurry cat pics instead.

@SeetheKing

• Turns every mild disagreement into a 500-comment ragefest.

@GlowieTrap

• Sets bait for feds with fake manifestos, then laughs at the chaos.

@BussyBandit

• Steals other users' best jokes and claims them as divine inspiration.

@Chudmaxxer

• Flexes obscure internet lore knowledge nobody asked for.

@PingSpamLord

• Tags 50 users per post, turning notifications into a war zone.

@EdgyMcEdgeface

• Tests the banhammer with increasingly unhinged hot takes.

@DramaVampire

• Feeds off week-old threads, reviving them with cryptic replies.

@MemeWarVet

• Claims to have fought in the Great Reddit Ban Wars of 2018.

@SchizoTypist

• Posts stream-of-consciousness rants that accidentally predict news.

@RightoidRebel

• Starts culture war threads that derail into food arguments.

@LeftardLad

• Counters RightoidRebel with sanctimonious essays nobody finishes.

@ShitpostShogun

• Rules the front page with absurd haikus about internet drama.

@KiwiFarmer

• Imports lolcow gossip from other sites, stirring local outrage.

@AevannSimp

• Pines for the site creator's attention with overly earnest fanart.

@TrollTickler

• Pokes sleeping threads awake with just the right amount of sass.

@MetaMarsey

• Obsesses over site stats, posting daily "decline of rdrama" charts.

@ChaosClown

• Juggles three alts to argue with himself in spectacular flamewars.

@MarseyProphet

• Predicts site meltdowns with eerie accuracy, claiming divine visions.

@BaitBoi420

• Drops subtle troll hooks that explode into 200-reply disasters.

@CopeCrusader

• Defends lost causes with paragraphs of unhinged optimism.

@GlowieSlayer

• Hunts for undercover agents in every thread, armed with zero proof.

@SeetheSultan

• Rules over grudge matches, banning dissenters from his DMs.

@BussyBard

• Sings lewd ballads about forum lore in all-caps glory.

@ChudChamp

• Wins debates by sheer word count, exhausting all opponents.

@PingPocalypse

• Tags the entire userbase in one post, crashing phones everywhere.

@EdgeEmperor

• Pushes boundaries with dark memes that skirt the rules just right.

@DramaDigger

• Unearths ancient beefs from 2019 to reignite old wars.

@MemeMogul

• Hoards upmarseys with recycled TikTok edits nobody admits to liking.

@SchizoScribe

• Fills threads with coded rants only he can decipher.

@RightoidRuin

• Turns apolitical threads into partisan battlegrounds effortlessly.

@LeftyLament

• Mourns the site's "fashy...

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Trying to stay abreast of literally who/power users/alts/new strags with user IDs around 30k+ etc

I actually like most of these people but have no idea who they are. Here are my best guesses

@Average - I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL trying to larp as gigachad @AverageTotally

@ChubbyCheckers - I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL

@DayquansMixtape - Aevann alt

@vodkaforbreakfast - anyones guess

@LilB - conspiracy theory, this is king krazy

@Misato_Katsuragi - I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL

@MDMYAY - some frickin skinwalker dude larping like @PlsNope

@ObamaBinLaden - luv you osama san but who are you

@redscarefan - reddit fugee?

@r-slur-chan - WPD/d*cord user whos name rhymes with copeycope

@Salvadore_Ally_Chud - doesn't sound like salvadore so I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL

@SurGeon - fake serge alt and probably rdramahistorian based on handwriting?

@sincesilver - male

@Spiderman_2 - enigma user still finding herself

to be continued ... ?

!metashit I started this list awhile ago but can't remember the drunken selection process for which I was aiming for other than volume of activity coupled with newstragness

Feel free to introduce yourselves or dunk on me for failing to spot obvious I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLs, I'm just casting a wide net here