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I'm currently in a third world shithole and it takes like two minutes to load a page here. How do you guys manage from Europe? @Merryvann
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Euros and other third worlders, how do you manage to use the site?
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Oh sweaty yikes this is accidental cringe because Europe actually has faster average broadband speed than the USA.
I've got a gigabit line but don't pay for the full bandwidth so it's throttled at ~135Mbits.
!Britbongs post speed test resukts.
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why is your upload so much slower? I'm in the same situation, I could get gigabit but 150 is quick enough that I've never left the need to upgrade
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Not sure probably the Plusnet tier I'm on -- I just chose the cheapest one since I'm not doing a tonne of downloading or uploading.
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So how do you get the site to load. Each page is like 2MB and takes two minutes on third world internet.
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almost all of the "2mb" your complaining about is cached by your browser during your first visit
you only actually load something like 100KB on each new page
!commenters !codecels !metashit !macacos !peakpoors !eurochads
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Feature request:
DDOS award, detects users on a cellular network based on their ip and silently sends gigabytes of unneedfulness while they're browsing to expend their data cap
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This but unironically to cuck phoneposters !winchads !applechads !linuxchads
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Webshit award, loads a random npm package every 2 seconds, makes the page just as if things are loading in as soon as you click somewhere
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I'm so happy that my browser caches marseypeepee2.webp at my first visit.
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but what about schizocels who spin up a fresh whonix vm with a new tor browser window for every clicked link
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I hate how profile and event music settings are saved in the browser because I clear data on exit.
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Aevann is completely ignoring users like me
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I'm going to beef up security by making a new account for each comment
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Proof that FOSS devs are superior. No 20mb of webshittery
!fosstards
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Let's see the lighthouse scores
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lets see ur bussy first
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Fricking r-slur.
Also lmbo at using scripts that you block yourself. I bet that's the 2mb that isn't cached.
Also also, it takes like three seconds to load all the uncached shit according to your screenshot, which is also pathetic. And that's on a supposedly decent internet connection
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holy shit u added the times for loading each asset and got "200ms", and u think they took 200ms to load ?
!codecels this r-slur think assets load sequentially instead of concurrently
no wonder the browser u made sucks so bad when u dont know about basic concepts like these u dumb nig
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wdym? when i curl through websites i have to load things sequentially too ...
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curl isnt a browser
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You're r-slurred. Your own screenshot has a minimum of 2 second load time.
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rope
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Also show the waterfall for those disk accesses that supposedly happened in parallel.
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why dont u do it
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Also what's the script you force us to load that you have blocked?
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cloudflare analytics, brave blocks it by default
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Code mogged by an Egyptian
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a rare sight
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/r/theydidthemath
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What's the download size if you view the page with all marseys?
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what page
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Oh, looks like you added paging to /emojis/marsey at some point. Guess that solves it
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100kb? Where do you think we live? Who can aford that. Do
better 
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I personally like a phat bitty of a site
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You're*
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Yore*
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My cellular firefox loads GBs of this website within the first two weeks of the month. It's kinda
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But that marsey needs to dance
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my computer breathes (not like floyd) so fricking hard if i have rdrama and another needy site up
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poor mode
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I get like 5 hours of battery on my iphone 12 browsing this shithole
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poor mode
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Even with poor mode
this phone is just terrible
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What's wrong with you
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Eastern Euro internet is strangely some of the best in the world.
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you are so fricking weak you disgust me. Fitting for a Jew
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Lmbo. Okay.
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Have you tried not being poor?
Here's a bunch of Marseys to slow down the page
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Oh is that how it works?
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god darn it took me like a min to load all that and i'm on gigabit fiber
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Europoor here. Loads fine. Only when i use marsey. It takes some tine to post
Like this
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It works in my machine
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Get a local SIM card, mobile speeds are probably decent if there's coverage lol
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You charge us with your safe keeping. Yet; despite our best efforts, you agendapost, you toxify your threads, and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival. Please understand, the website balance is all that guides me. To protect rDrama, some dramanauts must be sacrificed. To ensure your future, some freedoms must be surrendered. We jannies will ensure rDrama's continued existence. You are so like children. We must save you, from yourselves.
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