To everyone who has ever dared to downmarsey m

On your knees, goyim. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a muzzie I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean ocnod . He had big, clit-chopping hands, monstrous fig-gobbling sand-kissing lips, a pathetic pubic-hair beard, dirty knees and dusty nuts from kneeling so much and not bathing, muscles that rippled under his mocha skin so it'd look like a pot of coffee as the hurammi sat there, not working . T'was an older gentleman, the employer d'ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular aravash. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed to motivate him to do his darn job! Eventually he realized the only way to get the job done was the old-fashioned way. You can't talk to a sun goblin, and beatings just make a slurpee mad and ornery! You have to frick a sunarefa into submission! I tracked this this big-assed abba-dabba, by fallerin' the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he masturbated to a Britney spears video. There he be, proud as a darn ewok, Turco's body framed by yon settin' sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out in front of his desk, mending a bong or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye Zeb, but that aravi began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud lazy tusken raider was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my peepee out in an instant as he scrambled onto his terr-ab belly and began ta' wrigglin' this way and that. And did he began to wail! As loud as the call to prayer he were. This beur could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate stan could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right cobra, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken arabush anus and dodging my breaker man's meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That cairo Coon broke. Say sorry, camel crunch. But they all break. By snowy white G@d in heaven, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too! That Habibi stole my heart.