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Plsnope :marseyschizoegirlsimp: faked Grass :marseynope: Pic, bet is null, grass :marseynope: awards need to be reinstated

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  • johnnypoop : LARPER male continues to LARP surprising no one
  • X : :shutupmale:
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It's incredible how easy it is to fool you people and make you argue over nothing

@JohnnyBOO @Xena !metashit truly the most r-slurred

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:carppope::marseyselfflagellation:
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:marseytiny4: :parrotwitnessprotection: :animepixellick:
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remember this badge that no one earned for the stupidpol reportmaxxing special military operation

aevann has been pestering me to delete it for months and i keep saying no we'll just do another one to give it out

and i've finally found a suitable target

get some burner emails set up if you dont have them, we're branching the denazification out very soon

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Total Lappland Death! :lappcumgenocide: :marseycry:

Our treasured Taco Bell wagie and lapp wolfgirl enthusiast has exiled lappself from rdrama! :!marseyshook:

Apparently, his archnemesis, @SleighOut, uploaded an image of Lappself while in the heat of an argument about banning @Geralt_of_Greenland for posting fully-clothed underaged catgirls! :marseygasp:

Argument begins here, but here's a summary (marseyfied):

:marseylaptopangry: He was loli p-do posting!

:marseychadyes: No. It was irony.

:marseylaptopangry2: You're also a p-dophile! You can't see the evidence because it was deleted!

:marseygigachad: Yeah well you're an animestrag.

:marseycryinglaptop: Why won't you answer my questions????

:gigachad: No evidence, this shit is stupid, here's a picture of your fatself.

:marseylaptopsad: Did you get this from groomercord? How could you!? Capyvann, ban him ban him ban him!

My favorite:

:marseygigachad: Didn't know this came from groomercord lol, removed out of courtesy. Guess your fatness resonates throughout the internet.

:marseypearlclutch: How could you share that screenshot and not even know where it's from?

:marseyspyglow: I'm part of the Lappland-Ls whatsapp group, I can't source all the memes.

!metashit, there's a Lappland-Ls whatsapp group! :marseydetective:

After failing to convince the masses to get :marseydestoryercarbine: banned, he threw in the towel, and gave notice to his followers and the cuteandvalids:

Kill groomercordstrags.

My final message, goodbye.

:#marseyitsover:

I miss him already....

In loving memory, Dec 13 2023:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024901879016247.webp


!dramatards, here's what I learned from this!

:marseyretard: :marseyretard2: :marseyretard3: :marseyretard4: :marseyretardchad:

Do not dox your lappself on groomercord! :!marseyno:

Don't even groomercord at all! :marseymad:

Especially with dramatards! :marseyraging:

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Most recent event: https://www.againstmalaria.com/FundraiserGroup.aspx

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!metashit

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Man stop with the metadrama lol

Why on earth are you guys getting so personal on a fricking Egyptian gossip forum? Relationships? Actual sexo? Allowing yourself to get freaking DOXXED? Permitting shitposters and orange cat enthusanists your whole life because you choose to let them?

Dawg, you gotta stop with that! Nobody will care if you gush out all the heartbreak and hard times of your real life. We are here to laugh! At wingcucks! Clowns! Cringe butt losers! Whomever!

rDrama ≠ Facebook/twitter/reddit/instagram/whatever the heck you're using otherwise.

If you wanna post about such shit, go there! But keep it away from here! K thanks bye :)

!dramatards !metashit

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:marseyneat:
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@transb-word might get banned for this but @transb-word would rather die standing than live kneeling. And it's also like, really funny. @transb-word can't give specifics, but essentially @transb-word have the names and emails of two people related too the administration rDrama. Based on the fact that one is a very common Egyptian first name, @transb-word suppose that one is Aevann, and the other one too likely be Carp, but it could also be HeyMoon or some other American/Brit.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17024220618490741.webp

Also as a disclaimer: @transb-word is genuinely not trying too be threatening. This is one of the many reasons @transb-word prefer voice chat too text, since the inflection on @transb-word's voice helps too communicate the manner in which @transb-word want you too take what @transb-word say. @transb-word is also not trying too dox anyone here, @transb-word is just trying too earn a little sum-sum marseybux and get that photo deleted (which Aevann is strangely anal about, despite the fact that he's done it for other users).

!besties !cuteandvalid !codecels @Merryvann @CARPMASflorist @JollyMoon

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CARP PLEASEEE update the Christmas music playlist I am BEGGING you

It's been weeks.

Hours and hours.

Oh it was great at first but at this point I can't take much more of it.

Oh I know about the grinch award but I will not you it. Nor will I turn off the music. I'm JefftheJolly not jeff thegrinch. I tried to do it myself but you like need aevann to approve your fsdds account and I didn't want to bother him. I dont know how to code anyway even if he did. Please I'm begging again

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:marseydarkxd:

https://rdrama.net/h/personal/post/227664/need-help-figuring-out-my-next/5543963#context

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Early Tuesday morning noticing. :marseynoooticer:

Ever notice Rdrama claims to hate capeshit but any thread remotely about the topic will have 100+ replies filled with people who hold strong opinions and are well informed on the entire genre?

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@santas_bag WHO ARE YOU???? :hmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702377828246934.webp

literally who the frick are you I swear you joined 13 days ago, upmarseyd me literally 1000 times and then didnt do anything since????? WTF. :marseyyoushouldkillyourselfnow: :marseyx: :lappcum: :marseyyokaiwatch: :marseyshroom: please leave me alone and take all your upmarseys back also @carpathianflorsit did you make it so he didnt give me money for his upmarseys or something or am I actually like 1000 above where I should be :marseygolden2: if I am please dont fix it or ban @santas_bag because it may be this person is my only friend in this cold :marseyfrozen: cold world. :marseyshy:

in short, !schizos :marseyschizowall:

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need an Epic Get megathread

I want to know what was said on 10000 50000 99999 100000 111111 222222

:!#marseysoypointtrips::#marseysoypointtrips:

Something like this

https://www.lurkmore.com/view/4chan_GET_Encyclopedia

full of these

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17023503747574701.webp

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Rdrama jannies meetup
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The reports of my demise were greatly exaggerated
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I really love how open this site is to roleplayers.

I myself know a couple of lovebirds who love to roleplay and met through this site, they even met up and did some soap-play(?). Whatever that is! Something about being washed like a dog, probably.

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Who is @Sphereserf3232?

This strag has been around for 2 years and clicks on every popular thread to ask r-slurred questions. You'd think after 2 years of browsing this many threads he might learn something but that's his gimmick I guess.

Who is he? Below I will chronicle random information I know about this frickwit:

  • He never upmarseys anyone except himself.

  • His gimmick is asking r-slurred questions as noted by famed rdrama expert @NotoriousNIG

  • He is obviously a chud despite his constant stating of there being no rightoids on drama.

  • He uses the :marseygasp: and :marseyexcited: and :marseyshook: marseys a lot. (Extremely important info I know)

Is he someone's alt being used to farm dc? Is he really as r-slurred as he seems? These are all questions which make up the mystery of this user.

So I ask you my fellow dramatard who is @Sphereserf3232? Post any information you have about this cute twink below 👇.

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BETTING THREAD! Is PlsNope a man?
Courtesy of carp, a brief summary regarding the elaborate @PlsNoCoal catfish saga for those out of the loop:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531887885654.webp

A few months after being exposed as a fraud, PlsNope resumed posting on rDrama, though arguably with less fervor as when they were pretending to be a cute neurodivergent goth girl. Despite everything, PlsNope still maintains they are a cis woman:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531889381995.webp

PlsNope was given her second grass award by yours truly after careful analysis of the PlsNope persona which demonstrated the following:

1. PlsNope has male opinions, such as rhetoric akin to slut-shaming of our own poor homegrown slut, Ted_simp. While not definitive, one would expect to see some sisterly kinship or empathy shown towards a fellow cis woman who also experiences PTSD (@pizzashill traumatic stress disorder).

2. PlsNope has male behavior. As evidenced by the neurodivergent OF thot stalking/catfishing saga of course. They were also previously grassed and did not touch grass. Very sus, what are they hiding? Kind of reminds me of someone I know.. but I must have blackfaced it out of my memory..

3. PlsNope writes like a man. While this intuitively appears to be the case to me, a man, I also plugged a random sampling of PlsNope's long or effortposts into gender analysis cowtools for objectivity and the results significantly skew male.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531890435624.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531891893477.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531893328424.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531894703262.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531896308713.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531897990017.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531901272295.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531903583908.webp

Now, on to the betting!

PlsNope is a:

- WINNER!

Rules:

  • Male voters will win if PlsNope submits a manhand/ambiguously gendered/questionable/low quality grass hand pic OR if the ban from the grass award times out on Jan 6, 2024.

Examples:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16914323646119573.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1690700725474769.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022618876511347.webp

  • Female voters will win if PlsNope submits a grass pic clearly showing a females hand, thus proving my conclusion wrong and potentially renewing their base of simps and carps affection/fascination for a notorious femcel foid stalker.

Examples:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/164313363927.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16801903365877194.webp

Good luck everyone!

!goomblers !biofoids !fellas !whites

UPDATE: @PlsNoCoal is a cis woman! (Probably!)

Underdogs win!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702333320494251.webp

Congrats on your W @QuadNarca!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17023333199633613.webp

Thanks for playing everyone!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702333320158224.webp

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I need a comment on this :marseypraying:

as I was surfing :funkykong: on the clear social side of this internet:carpsurftheweb:.. this poster came in hand :marseydoit:

please comment fellowz :marseysurfing:

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!metashit

Incredible to see, you won't believe what just happened. Carp uses mere words, "just words", and absolutely dominates Homocracy and will not relent.

Is this :marseyitsover: for the Cyan Blue Badmin rulers of the Gays? Or will he stand his ground on this fine peaceful Sunday to stop the Red Menace?

!metashit observe the power of words, behold the might of the FISH

e: live view from the scene [cencored]

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702228348929755.webp

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