I'm so fricking horny for MasterLawlz. I want to frick a bucktoothed cartoon neurodivergent ben 10 aesthetic hamplanet on his moist cheeto-covered lips. I want to c*m all over a 600 pound boy with thick frame glasses who can't wash himself independently and hasn't seen his micro peepee in years. Everytime I hear a THICC, braindead reddit janny who barely clears 5 feet and chugs soy through a G-tube say "yikes", "based", or something else that I don't read because tl;dr, I I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to him and fondle his d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to shove my rock hard peepee between his smegma-filled folds and not need lube and tell him to clean my c*m up and he'll do it for free. I want to finger an /r/drama moderator who's always naked because they don't make clothes in his size while pretending to be interested as he talks about john wick and how new Ben 10 fans suck and titanic and the new littlest pet shop and steven universe and canon continuity and jj abrams is actually underrated or overrated or whatever bullshit because I never actually read any of his posts. Im. SO. Fricking. Horny