/r/drama has had its fair share of high quality song/video production over its entire chequered past.

As a fun little project, I want everyone to contribute to this side project so we have better connection to our two spirit ancestors from whom we inherited being "le too ironic to give a frick" dramatards.

I'll start:

First we have Dio's (ya mate Dio) r-slurred but high effortpost reporting from 2018

Next we have PopBack's Drama Rap from 2016. YouTube Video is deleted, but don't worry, I found the Archive of it

https://web.archive.org/web/20160730191357/https://youtube.com/watch?v=kJOOCg4o8zA

Third we have the Jannies r Gay song by Charming_Tatum

Lyrics so you can sing along (it's a Bop)

Annoys the goys? More like employs lil boys for the type of s*x he enjoys(gay) I seen him sippin soy with comedic sans and trappy The only janny i like is snally, dont @ me

Word to snappy, right after I scratch my balls I'll stick my fingers in the mouth of master lawls Then grab quietus and frick that cute twink raw Basically a doctor is basically a fraud

I'm high as frick and cirque is cripple Justcool has an anus wide enough to fit a missle Milton is an r-slur, no need for me to diss you I bet your daddy used tongue when he kiss you

What the fricks a kaara raven? A furry and a male feminist Sugars a lil b-word and chompy is the gayest I cant forget to mention starship litterbox Quit sending me peepee pics I've seen kids with bigger peepees

Shout out to Ed, where the frick you be? Probably pooping in a street somewhere near the middl east Dark wolf, we'll probably cheer when he necks Cause he only talks to girls who havent had their periods yet

MikwHuntIsAnAsshole your c*nt is a strag hole Dont be bashful, suck a peepee, heres a bag full Pizzashill boy you need to chill No body reads your posts so here eat these pills

And swallow the whole bottle your arguments are so hollow You're a cute twink and ben Shapiro's probably your role model It's over for go houston cels you should probably go shoot yourself Is he just a bag of hammers or a gay dude with a poopish smell?

Edit: TrappySaruh's take on the /r/teenagers baitops

https://vimeo.com/335507455

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Thank You!

As an addition I'll submit this comment from /u/DongleYourFongles (who commented this in /r/drama while being 18 y/o) to be added to longpostbot's repertoire.

Wasnt asking you, cretin.

Let me speak in your language of Cretin R-slurian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.

Ok...ahem

Darrrr dyurrr wewoo wewoo wavaba nyarn wohoo wohoo waaaaaaa durrr durhhhhhh duhhhh

For people who arent Cretin R-slurians, that translates to:

"Go frick your Dad's peepee hole like the good little sperm you are"

Also I'd like to submit this marsey