Years ago some nerd got quoted 0.02 cents per kb of data, he then got billed 0.02 dollars and went on a rampage trying to get telecom support staff to understand basic math. Click the link to see the vid, I don't how to post it here.

First blog post:

Here's the background:

I have a Verizon unlimited data plan in the U.S. and recently crossed the border to Canada. Prior to crossing the border I called customer service to find out what rates I'd be paying for voice and data. The data rate I was quoted was ".002 cents per kilobyte."

I was surprised at the rate so I confirmed it with the representative I spoke to, and she confirmed it "point zero zero two cents per kilobyte." I asked her to note that in my account.

I received my bill and was charged $.002/KB - which is dollars - "point zero zero 2 dollars per kilobyte". As it is translated to cents would be .2 cents or 2 tenths of a cent - which is a 100 times greater rate than I was quoted.

My bill for my data usage in Canada was therefore much greater than I had expected - using the quote I was provided before my usage.

I have tried to resolve this issue with customer service reps on the phone, but noone seems to see the difference between ".002 cents" and ".002 dollars".

Here is the audio of my most recent call with them on the matter. I started recording when they put on the supoervisor - I was a bit ticked at that point.

Who knew what confusion "$1 = 100 cents" could cause?

I'm still currently on the hook for the $71 and change. Hopefully someone at Verizon will figure this out and make ammends.

Verizon responds and offers a comprimise:

Dear George Vaccaro,

Hi George. My name is Nikki and I understand your frustration regarding the data charges on your bill. I am happy to assist you today.

I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and confusion this has caused. Per the remarks in the account, I have found that the customer service representative provided the correct pricing information. However; due to the miscommunication, I am willing to credit half of the data charges which would be $-36.00. Please reply to this email if you would like to accept this offer.

It has been a pleasure assisting you today, and we appreciate your business. Should you have additional questions or concerns, please reply to this e-mail.

Sincerely,

Nikki

Verizon Wireless

Customer Service

counting is hard.

He responds back

Nikki,

As I described in my original message to you, when I called before entering Canada I spoke to a rep who quoted me a rate of ".002 cents per KB." I thought that seemed like a great rate and confirmed it with her - she confirmed. I even went so far as to have her note it in the account.

Then, knowing that rate, I used your service in Canada accordingly. I now understand that the rate is actually ".002 dollars per KB" despite the fact that all your reps still claim its ".002 cents per KB." Also, had your company a policy of quoting rates per megabyte, which would result in a much more easily interpretable rate $2.05/MB this whole situation could have been avoided.

The main problem I've had in explaining this to your customer service reps is the difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents. To demonstrate that to you I have provided a link to google that will help you see what my bill should be using the rate that was quoted to me:

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=.002+cents%2Fkb+times+35893kb&btnG=Search

As you can see, the charge for my usage at .002 cents/KB is $.71786 - or $.72 rounding up to the nearest cent - 72 cents. That is what I was quoted and that is what I am therefore willing to pay.

If you have any problems understanding this, please leverage someone from your accounting department to help you understand it, as I'm sure they know the difference between dollars and cents.

Finally, if you'd rather not acknowledge this mistake, I'd like to at least offer you some advice. All 5 of your customer service reps quoted me the same rate ".002 cents per KB." You can find an audio recording of 2 of those 5 quoting this rate repeatedly to me when I called yesterday, on my blog here:

https://verizonmath.blogspot.com/2006/12/verizon-doesnt-know-dollars-from-cents.html

You can also see there that most people understand the difference between dollars and cents, and you therefore might want to offer your reps some training on the issue.

Thanks very much,

George Vaccaro

he even links his blog to own that dumb support lady

There's more but I'm too lazy to copy paste, go read the blog from 2006.

https://rdrama.net/post/9658/now-accepting-simp-applications

@Fernanda was this about mellokind being yeeted from the site

!metashit me filling out the form from 10 different Google accounts

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/35gnum/channel_ops_in_drama_duke_it_out_over_the_fate_of

^One of the all time great threads. Features comments from bipolarbear, discopig, annarchist, Joan and BestofOutrageCulture

!oldstrags @kaalaaaa @Joan_Wayne_Gacy

"The Road to Chad/Darfur" is a scam bait from 2005 against a Nigerian 419 (or "advance fee fraud") scammer, who went by "Barrister Koffi Kuku". AFF scammers are those scammers that inform you that you're owed some large sum of money, but you must first pay a solicitor's fee, transfer fee, clearance money, etc.

Unlike modern scam baiters, the man running this ampaign had greater aspirations than just to frick around with them for 30 minutes and make a YouTube video out of it. He donned the persona of Reverend Belcher: an aid worker on the Chad/Sudan border. The Chad/Sudan border has two important characteristics for this story: firstly, there are no banks. Secondly, Chad and Sudan were on the brink of war, due to Chadian rebel groups occupying the border.

Most of the exchange is from May 2006. Reverend Belcher convinces Barrister Koffi Kuku to come to the alleged refugee camp to collect the funds in person, as there are no banks nearby. Koffi Kuku sends the following email:

From koffi kuku Tue May 2 014224 2006

Dear rev,

I am comfortable with you as well and I hope every thing is going to work as schedule. You should expect my associates by next week so you have to give them security as much as you can and do not allow them to go out to the city with much cash unless for good reason.

Belcher promises a UN escort for Kuku's "associates". He also sweetens the deal somewhat, to ensure Kuku follows through:

Rev.

Just to be clear, your associates need to be aware of what they are picking up here. First, there is a locked briefcase. This is where the $145,000.00 is right now. I will also provide them with the key to the briefcase. There are also four boxes, each weighing about 7 kilos. They are not too big. A little bigger than a laptop computer. These boxes are for you to keep. There will also be some other mail that I hope that they can mail for me.

Barrister.

If I may ask, what is the content of the four boxes coming to me and what am I to do with it?

Rev.

Well, I wanted the four boxes to be a surprise but since you are not coming yourself, I guess that it is OK to tell you now. Each box contains an industrial laptop computer from Dell. The Dell corporation has been a huge monetary and material contributor to the people here at the camps. These industrial laptops are truely amazing. You can drop one off of the end of a table and it will work just fine. You could leave it out in the rain all night and it will work just fine. It is impervious to dust and heat. I am using one right now. Dell gave us 25 of these. I am giving you four of them. They are yours to keep and tokens of my appreciation for all of your help.

The Reverend also tries to learn the names of the associates, but is met with silence for a few days. Eventually, he gets a response from a new email address claiming to be one Fredrick Okonji, one of the associates.

Dear rev. Belcher,

My name is FREDRICK N. OKONJI. I and my colleague MR. WILLIAMS were sent by Mr. Kuku to come to Chad to receive the money from you. We will be coming on the 13th May 2006 and will briefly stop at Abuja to enable my colleague to pick up his International Passport from the Immigrations office where it was sent for renewal. This will not take more than 8hours.

We have with us the map which you sent to our boss and your telephone numbers as we hope to locate you with these materials.

You can inform our boss Mr. Kuku if there are any other thing that we need to know.

Thanks,

FREDRICK N. OKONJI

The trip is to take 4 to 5 days. Reverend Belcher informs them that money is not a concern: the associates need only take enough money for a one-way ticket, as he will finance their return journey.

Barrister.

How are you today? Mr. Okonji and Mr. Williams left yesterday to locate you at the camp to receive the money from you. They are in Abuja now.

The journey from Abuja may take them up to 3days to get to you. I hope that they make it in less than that.

Sir, you are expected to take care of their wellfare by showing them the best and secured route to follow since you know the development in that area.

Reverend.

Mr. Kuku,

Don't worry about a thing. I will take real good care of them. This will be a trip they will never forget.

I would still like photos of the two. Please send them today if you can. I need to update the UNHCR.

Unluckily for the scammer's associates, border security are the bigger fish.

I received a sad news from the boys this morning. They said that the boarder immigration officers of both Nigeria and Cameroon collected almost all the money they had in the pretence of giving them visas and yellow cards.

It seems that the associates are not quite as invested now, as they begin to learn the dangers of the area they're approaching. Perhaps they were slightly misled by their "boss"

From Fredrick Okonji Sun May 14 085136 2006

Dear Rev. Belcher,

Our boss has instructed me to write to you. I an sorry to tell you Mr. Williams is sick from all the travel. We need rest. We will come to receive the money from you when Mr. Williams is not sick. We recieved yellow cards from the immigration official here in chad. Our boss has sent us more money to complete our travel to you .I hope to be with you in two days.

I have fear about the security in the area you are in. I spoke to a man that said the area was highly insecured and that I have to be very sure of where I was going. He also informed me that armed robber seized one of the jeeps and held hostage all the occupants in the car.

Thanks,

Fredrick Okonji

The Reverend is sure to inform the boss that he is beginning to lose faith in the associates. But Barrister Kuku confirms that they will complete the task.

You should have confidence in the boys. I took time to select them because of their humility and the fear of God in them. Both of them were graduates of a minor seminary and have been trained to love God and humanity as well. I had to use these boys because of the confidence I have on them. They are God fearing and are well brought up. Their uncle has been my associates for six year and has been an honest person to deal with. They will complete the job. Please be patient with them and understand that it is long way from Lagos to your location.

He receives a response from Fredrick confirming that everything is well and going to plan.

I really would not want to wait or spend a night in this town again. The people here are very hostile and do not have respects for missionaries.

Belcher sends an email to Kuku with this lovely line

I just want to tell you again Mr. Kuku, how much I appreciate all that you are doing for me. In a day and age where I see so much corruption from people, it's nice to see that there are still people out there willing to help others. You are just such a man. I am sure that you will one day be rewarded for all of your life's good works.

The author now introduces a new character: Benjamin Boyd. Boyd explains to Kuku that Belcher has left the camp with the cash to go help a child who was injured in a recent border incident at Al Fashir. He also receives a phone call from UNHCR asking who he (Benjamin Boyd) is, and who "these men are here to see".

Things now begin to turn upside down for the would-be scammers.

From koffi kuku Wed May 17 093530 2006

Rev. Boyd,

I have tried calling the number that you have give me several times with no succes in talking to you. You need to call me urgently. The boys have been instructed how to get to Al Fashir but are afraid the plane will not wait long enough for them and leave them stranded. Please I beg you to call me at once. They are suffering. They had horrible experience following through the road from Njamena all through Abeche and complained to me how the police and other officials harrased and exploited them during their journey to Abeche. Please tell Rev. Belcher not to leave until they arrive where he is. The boys want to take the plane home and not drive back the road they just traveled. Did Rev. Belcher tell you if he had the laptop computers with him to? Please call me now at xxxxxxxxxxxxx. Fredrick is my friends nephew and he is worryed about his well being.

Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq).

From Benjamin Boyd Wed May 17 095412 2006

From koffi kuku Wed May 17 122156 2006

Rev. Boyd,

I need you to call me urgently. The boys are going to go where Rev. Belcher is and receieve the money from him and take the plane to Nigeria .They do not want to drive back through the same way. They were requested to pay C 30,000 cifer each to continue to the border. I am worry because Sudan is a war zone. I want to know once they arrive with Rev. Belcher. The boys should be there tomorrow.

Please call me at xxxxxxxxxxxxx.

Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq).

From Benjamin Boyd Wed May 17 123618 2006

Dear Mr. Kuku,

I think that your associates have made a good decision. The road to Al Fashir is quiet and peaceful. The trouble that has occurred lately in West Darfur has all been 300 or more kilometers North, close to me.

I will forward this message immediately to Rev. Belcher. I did not know that Rev. Belcher had money for you. Thank you for sharing. Don't worry. Your business is safe with me.

I will continue to try calling you. Hopefully, I will get through one of these times.

Yours in the Lord,

Rev. Benjamin Boyd

The author notes here that, during this time, West Darfur (where Al Fashir is located) is incredibly dangerous. There were ongoing genocides. https://maps.lib.utexas.edu/maps/africa/darfur_villages_0802_2004.jpg

"The boys" manage to acquire a car to drive to the final destination. Boyd continues to downplay the situation, making excuses for not being able to call the scammer.

From koffi kuku Thu May 18 112503 2006

Rev. Boyd,

I do not understand why you do not call me. This is not a child game. Please find another phone to use. I have real worry for the safty of the boys. The car doe snot matter. The boys can ise it. I think that someone shouod look for them now.It will ne dark sson.

Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq).

From Benjamin Boyd Thu May 18 113226 2006

Dear Mr. Kuku,

I totally understand your concern and I am trying my hardest to contact you by phone. Things do not always work the way you want all the time, especially complicated telecommunications equipment. We're dealing with satellite technology that is a bit out of my control here.

I will talk to some of the people around here about getting someone from Abeche, Farchana or Adre to drive on over and see what the story is. Maybe they just ran out of gas or something.

Yours in the Lord,

Rev. Benjamin Boyd

From Benjamin Boyd Thu May 18 135310 2006

Dear Mr. Kuku,

I just spoke with Rev. Belcher. He is getting a little concerned that maybe the boys are not really on their way, that perhaps they decided to head back to Nigeria. Could this be the case? Have you heard anything from them?

Yours in the Lord,

Rev. Benjamin Boyd

Boyd now hatches a new scheme: the money will be send to Abuja (the capital of Nigeria) with the pilot of the plane that is taking the injured child. Kuku agrees he can meet to collect the money, but is still concerned about his "boys".

From koffi kuku Thu May 18 172446 2006

Rev. Boyd,

I think that I can be there meet the pilot on Saturday. I am more worried about the boys now. I still have not heard anything. Have you?

Mr. Eric from the unhcr is a bastard. He would not agree to send any of his people to look for the boys. Who are you sending to look?

Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq).

From Benjamin Boyd Fri May 19 114615 2006

Dear Mr. Kuku,

I just spoke with Rev. Belcher. Like you, we are both gravely worried about the boys. It's been a couple of days now and there seems to be no trace of them anywhere.

Please do not tell anyone about this but I have an associate who knows of a guy who will do dirty work for the right price. This man has contacts within the Sudan Liberation Army, the people who seem to have the upper hand in Western Darfur right now. With your permission, I would like to contact this man and see what we can do about locating the boys. What do you think?

Yours in the Lord,

Rev. Benjamin Boyd

Using the SLA is apparently a step too far for Kuku. But he's beginning to catch on that something isn't quite right...

From koffi kuku Fri May 19 141205 2006

Rev. Boyd,

I am very surprised to hear you speak of mercinarys like this. How is it that a man of God knows such things and people? I think that the UN is better placed to handle this situation. What do your friends with the UN say is happening?

And if Rev. Belcher has a plane now why didnt he fly to a bank of his own with his money? Why have people come to receive it in person? These are questions that people have been asking me today.

Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq).

Some good news! Sort of...

It turns out that the boys were picked up by immigration police, and are being held for trial in August. The officer speaking to Kuku says he can release them early for a fee of $4,000, if he comes to collect them. It also turns out that Okonji is Kuku's own nephew. This was all discovered in a 10-minute phone call between Kuku and Boyd.

It begins to get worse. The $4,000 is now off the table: instead, they want $80,000.

From koffi kuku Sun May 21 093701 2006

Rev. Belcher,

Rev. Boyd says that I need to talk to you for help. The police in Sudan is demanding a $80000 fee for release the boys. The money that you have is for humanitarian purposes. The boys are humanitarian and are in jail because they are God fearing people who love people and humanity. I beg in the name of God that you to send me the money in yout airplane to pay for the boys. Please call me urgently do talk about this in detail.

Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq)

Kuku finally gets up off his butt

From koffi kuku Tue May 23 061208 2006

Rev. Belcher,

I will leave tomorrow and arrive thusday in the afternoon. I have to fly to Franfurt Germany before flying to Khartoum. I had to sell a car to pay the airline fee. I need you to give me your phone number and address in Khartoum. I want to see you before I go to get the boys from Kober jail. I beg you to have $80000 to give me before I see the boys so I can pay there fees to the police. Please call me at xxxxxxxxxxxx.

Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq).

From Kuhm Belcher Tue May 23 073126 2006

Hi Mr. Kuku,

I am happy to hear that you were able to make travel arrangements so quickly. I am truely amazed. Why did you have to sell your car? I thought that you were a millionaire.

...

He drags on with more bait.

Kuku must defend his image

From koffi kuku Tue May 23 082106 2006

Rev. Belcher,

I did not say that I have no money. My bossom friend Mr. Mike Adenuga who is billonaire business man here in Nigeria is asking me to be a managing director to his globacom telecommuination company. While I am preparing for this, I am so busy that I do not have time to do any business here in Nigeria as I am not even sure of the economic stability, so I am financially tight now. That is why I sold my car.

I thank you for meeting with the police offcial. I do not like him but see clear that I have to do what he wants so that is why I hope that you will help me financially when I get there. I do not want you to go with me to the Kober jail as I think that would make the situation more diffuclt for me.

Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq).

More rambling and story building. Then this

From koffi kuku Thu May 25 134131 2006

Rev. Boyd,

This situation is become unbearable. I went to Kober prison and was met with hostility. The officials there denied having the boys with them. I was made to feel like a fool.This stress is more than I am able to continue with. If I go back to Nigeria without the boys I am dead. I have asked to speak to someone at the embassy about this. I will go there tomorrow.

Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq).

On May 26th, the scammer finally figures out that he might've been tricked.

Smart guy, the officials that I talk to say that your church does not exist anywhere and is not at any camp in chad. The police official is the president? I can see now that you are a fraud playing serious games. What do you gain with this? I just want to know why. I have never know anyone like you. You are a unimaginable bastard pig to do this to me. I want you to know that i will spend my life to find you and when I do you and your family will suffer terrible as i have, I promise.

Good by bastard

Insisting on having the final word, Kuhm Belcher sends an emotion-filled final reply.

From Kuhm Belcher Fri May 26 112630 2006

Hi "Mr. Kuku" or is it Achiu (that's your real name, right?),

I don't usually do this, but as long as you've figured this out, I will make an exception in your case.

First off, congrats for finally putting it all together. I was starting to think that you were r-slurred or something. Is it too late to ask for a postcard from Khartoum? Haha, just kidding. Save your money for the trip back. How is Khartoum by the way? I've never been there and I am really curious.

Second, you asked me why I did all this. I'll tell you why. It's mostly because I hate people that try to scam honest, hard working people out of their life savings. I hate, even more, people that are willing to steal from priests and from homeless refugees. That's right fool; I knew you were a scammer from your very first letter you sent last year. Can you believe it? That was 8 months ago. Wow. How time flies by.

I've got to say this though, you were quite the challenge. I get fools like you to travel all the time but it usually takes less than a month. There were times that I almost gave up on you.

How do you suppose Oney is doing? He is one of the monkies that you sent to Farchana, isn't he? Do you think that he is still alive or perhaps he is getting regularly butt-fricked by the barbarian horde in some prison in Darfur? It's a shame that you did not go with him and the other guy. I could have gotten three scammers at one time.

By the way, did you know that you are famous now? That's right Achiu, famous. For the last month or so, I have been sharing every email, every detail with thousands of other people like me that also enjoy messing with stupid little boys like you. We have all gotten a big kick watching this.

You even caused a bit of a stir too. A moral debate continued for days. Some thought that I was a little harsh on you. Personally, I think that you were lucky that it was only me on the other end of the computer or telephone. There are others out there far more talented at this than I am that could have gotten you to Antarctica by now, which, if I were you, is exactly where I would be headed. I cannot imagine that your family back in Lagos is too happy with you at the moment. Maybe when the boys eventually crawl out from whatever rock they are under, your family will let you go back to Lagos.

Well, cocktard, I've said just about all that I wanted to. When you get to Antarctica, be sure to stay bundled up. It gets pretty darn cold there you know. And if you find yourself a bit light on cash, give me call. I'll see if I can Western Union some money to you.

Blessings

Rev. Kuhm Belcher (also not my real name)

Some people argued that this went too far. The author left a page about the ethics. https://www.419eater.com/html/RoadToChadDarfur/opinion.html

So, try to rest easy about all this. I know that I will.

Here's a thread from 2010, where the fun police arrive to decide that no, this is not fun: https://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=145935

I don't think the guy accomplished anything good here. Are these baiters actually going to act as a real deterrent to scamming? Is the guy who got baited going to feel any remorse for scamming people because some vigilante screwed with his life? Can the baiter know for sure that these 2 boys had actually ruined anyone's lives beforehand, or would have in the future? Do the boys share equal responsibility with their 'boss' 'Mr. Kiku'?

Here's another thread where people at le epic memes that the author included in the scam bait: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=174766

/r/drama has had its fair share of high quality song/video production over its entire chequered past.

As a fun little project, I want everyone to contribute to this side project so we have better connection to our two spirit ancestors from whom we inherited being "le too ironic to give a frick" dramatards.

I'll start:

First we have Dio's (ya mate Dio) r-slurred but high effortpost reporting from 2018

Next we have PopBack's Drama Rap from 2016. YouTube Video is deleted, but don't worry, I found the Archive of it

https://web.archive.org/web/20160730191357/https://youtube.com/watch?v=kJOOCg4o8zA

Third we have the Jannies r Gay song by Charming_Tatum

Lyrics so you can sing along (it's a Bop)

Annoys the goys? More like employs lil boys for the type of s*x he enjoys(gay) I seen him sippin soy with comedic sans and trappy The only janny i like is snally, dont @ me

Word to snappy, right after I scratch my balls I'll stick my fingers in the mouth of master lawls Then grab quietus and frick that cute twink raw Basically a doctor is basically a fraud

I'm high as frick and cirque is cripple Justcool has an anus wide enough to fit a missle Milton is an r-slur, no need for me to diss you I bet your daddy used tongue when he kiss you

What the fricks a kaara raven? A furry and a male feminist Sugars a lil b-word and chompy is the gayest I cant forget to mention starship litterbox Quit sending me peepee pics I've seen kids with bigger peepees

Shout out to Ed, where the frick you be? Probably pooping in a street somewhere near the middl east Dark wolf, we'll probably cheer when he necks Cause he only talks to girls who havent had their periods yet

MikwHuntIsAnAsshole your c*nt is a strag hole Dont be bashful, suck a peepee, heres a bag full Pizzashill boy you need to chill No body reads your posts so here eat these pills

And swallow the whole bottle your arguments are so hollow You're a cute twink and ben Shapiro's probably your role model It's over for go houston cels you should probably go shoot yourself Is he just a bag of hammers or a gay dude with a poopish smell?

Edit: TrappySaruh's take on the /r/teenagers baitops

https://vimeo.com/335507455

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Thank You!

As an addition I'll submit this comment from /u/DongleYourFongles (who commented this in /r/drama while being 18 y/o) to be added to longpostbot's repertoire.

Wasnt asking you, cretin.

Let me speak in your language of Cretin R-slurian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.

Ok...ahem

Darrrr dyurrr wewoo wewoo wavaba nyarn wohoo wohoo waaaaaaa durrr durhhhhhh duhhhh

For people who arent Cretin R-slurians, that translates to:

"Go frick your Dad's peepee hole like the good little sperm you are"

Also I'd like to submit this marsey

This was so fricking long ago, yet at the fricking same time, so recently

Only OG Dramneurodivergents will remember what 👀 means!

👀

Dramatards obviously get involved

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/elg1q7/troids_rebel_against_the_champion_of_their_people

>That guy never stops ANGRY posting ever. The HRT pills, anger issues and extreme autism is going to cause that doughy b-word BIPOC to have a stroke and die early, I imagine.

>Narcissism is a heck of a mental illness.

The r in rdrama stands for ....

>Of course tardfinn gets involved

@Jewdanksdad still as angry I see

>Tl;dr s think that men competing is fair, despite men having incredibly obvious advantages over women pretty much across the board

dramatards try not to chud out on reddit for once

>Isn't that mod Bardfinn actually that Yaniv person irl?

@FrozenChosin with an absolute gigabrain take

>Lets see one female to male do it the other way once. What is their reasoning on why we have not and will never see that shit happen.

>Somehow in 2020 we're still deluding ourselves the s are even people smh

DAE current year+5 the pendulum swings back?

>Words words words...This guy/girl/thing unironically pushes me towards going full 1488

Jfc I am more tempered than this sperg even in chudrama

>Is Bardy a lawyer or a scientist or a political operative? He larps as all three very regularly

She, you strag

https://rdrama.net/post/82970/redditors-iq-is-simply-too-high/2250071#context

https://rdrama.net/post/138862/i-keep-feeling-like-youtube-is

Full chain here about some welfare queen taking lobsters with her foo stamps and feeding it to her dogs (based).

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7cw4s8/welfare_queen_buys_lobster_with_food_stamps_and

This sets off another PizzA-bomb

We learn @pizzashill 's dad was a dramatard who made Pizza fistfight a kid to make him tougher. Why? Because the other kid thought Pizza was a dramatard (r-slurred). No wonder Pizza finds this place endearing and close to his heart

If only he could foresee his future

@ByoBOOmbs and @ManBearGhost does a wellness check on Lawlz

While Snappy just kills him right there in the spot

Link:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/eappui/ive_always_wanted_to_tell_people_im_going_to_a

rdrama r*pe circlejerk:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7513j8/srd_sluts_goldjerk_over_their_multiple_rapes_dude

Out of it emerges one of the greatest autismocomment of all-time

>You know, on one side, /u/ComedicSans finds r*pe extremely hot. He plunges himself into unwilling, screaming twelve year olds and get off to the recordings of their worthless toiling and thrashing, listening to their innocence being crushed like a flower he has, well...deflowered. And indeed, he loves the sound of a PM being sent to him in the middle of the night as he demands "POST BUSSY" for the 19th time, detailing these screams as his 80 foot long needledick impales them like a really nice candy apple.

>...but on the other side, he doesn't believe subs with a focus or even endorsement of raping gussy should be taken seriously, because they're not about men as much as they are about women. Women are haram, subs should ban them in his opinion. He doesn't think that they should endorse gussy, but rather endorse bussy. This is the reason straight cis subs are considered so disgusting. I don't think that it's really appropriate to use r*pe as a basis for your sub - For god's sake man, go mod /r/incels if you want that - Because it is disrespectful to victims of the crime.

>If you want to make a sub about r*pe, make it... Well, make it realistic. Don't just use it as a means for your online persona's backstory to engage in, analyse it and think about how each poster feels during it, not just 'hur dur post bussy or get banned :)'. Make it a big deal, do some research into it. For instance, a good number of people who are subject to r*pe don't tell, because they're scared of the perpetrator's wrath, or humiliation.

>Granted, you could say I made a case for r*pe with my entire first paragraph, but... Well, that's just because it's funny. Somebody said that /u/ComedicSans gets people laughing about a certain subject, and then, he gets them to talk about it more, then they open up about their experiences...and he forcibly penetrates them.

>Then again, that's assuming he's actually funny. Anyway, that's just my take on this...(((mod))).

How do homosexuals srdines reproduce snappy?

Back when pinging was still allowed you could reel in lolcows who thought they could out wrestle dramapigs in the mud and slime of the internet

Edgelords get in!!

This leads to another metajerk thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7557f4/one_rdrama_user_pings_an_srdine_to_tell_her_its

!r-slurs one of us.

Moralstragging? On my rdrama? It's way more common than you think

Writeup to possibly come later...

https://rdrama.net/post/206875/sirensirensirensiren-marsey-raids-yanderedev-grooming-livestream

Online fitness communities have a huge problem with posters asking stupid questions about weight loss because "eat less" is apparently a difficult concept. Lucky for us, the brave OG /r/fitnesscirclejerk users were around to shit on people all day. This image explains FCJ

I'm way too lazy to link funny comments, find your own drama, it all starts with a fairly simple post.

Best way to lift to keep numbers/strength while losing 5-7 lbs?

Im just doing 5x5 right now, i think Starting Strength, but I need to lose about 5-7 lbs . Should I just keep lifting the same amount of weight that I am now while trying to lose weight?

I hope that made sense, Like If I lift more I would get bigger so should I just stay at my current lifting numbers or even lessen the weight im lifting?

It takes only 2 minutes to get a response

Take a dump

Edit: Thank you to whoever downmarseyd me for asking a question that was not covered in the FAQ. You all are a great help to people looking for help. While answers like "Take a dump." are the top comment. /s No wonder people say avoid Fittit.

EDIT: THANKFULLY THERE WERE PEOPLE HERE WHO PMd ME WHO WERE IDIOTS AND COULD ACTUALLY READ THAT ANSWERED MY ACTUAL QUESTION WHEN THEY SAW IT WAS NOT ANSWERED IN THE FAQ.

THE IMMATURE LOSERS WHO ARE POLLUTING THIS SUBREDDIT SHOULD PROBABLY TRY AND IMPROVE YOURSELF. ITS SAD WHEN PEOPLE WOULD RATHER RIDICULE THEN TEACH. PLEASE DONT REPRODUCE.

Now normally this would end here, but for some reason he keeps posting and people just keep telling him to take a dump, (i'm not quoting stuff, go find all the take a dump easter eggs)

1. Fittit, why do responses like "take a dump", which is against reddiquette, get upmarseyd when someone asks a question about something that is not covered in the FAQ?

2. I got -90 karma from 2 topics on r/Fitness in 1 hour because people cant read. What silliness has happened to you on reddit?

3. He even makes his own SRD thread Downmarseys rain down after downmarseyrs keep answering question that was never asked.

4. ATTN Mods- FAQ Addition Request: Can the following be added to the FAQ so beginners aren't ignorantly ridiculed for asking for info that is not covered in the FAQ please?

A month later he comes back to gloat

Thanks going out to the select few Fittit redditors who actually provided requested information. I hit my goal with no reduction in numbers.

A 7 lb. dump? Darn. Must have hurt dat dere O-ring

A good redditor posted this, unfortunately your sad kind outnumbers the opposite.

Ugh. Why do people like you exist? You are not the dark nor the light in a painting. You are simply without purpose. I can't imagine a life that involves saying the foulest of shit just in hopes of making someone, somewhere, feel a little bit worse.

The worst part about your bullshit, is that it wasn't even shocking to the point where some people could possibly find it funny. You are the burnt edge of a poptart. Something that doesn't even have the impact to ruin... just something that needs to be broken off and discarded.

How meaningless of a life you live.

This spreads to other parts of reddit too.

SRD: OldManSteve asks for weight loss advice in /r/fitness, but goes mental when someone tells him to take a dump, Drama Spills everywhere

FCJ: This just in: OldManSteve still being told to take a dump

Watch me steer OldManSteve in the right direction

More random content

A year later this is still going on and /u/oldmansteve comments in /r/fitnesscirclejerk

[TW: meta, OldManSteve, Baracuda] In which OldManSteve lurks FCJ and comments on a post about him. Also he still needs to take a dump.

The moral of this story: Take a Dump fatties.

Posts that were factchexked on xitter:

https://x.com/jgreenblattadl/status/1692250482821996955

https://x.com/ADL/status/1692249341526757384

(They have since been removed)

rdrama posts about it:

https://rdrama.net/post/197957/i-just-factchecked-the-adl-twice

https://rdrama.net/h/countryclub/post/198544/-

https://rdrama.net/post/199000/i-killthekaiser-antihatecomms-have-been-slandered

News Farticles:

https://www.jta.org/2023/08/21/united-states/x-briefly-allows-anti-leo-frank-community-note-as-antisemitism-flares-on-the-platform

https://jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-755651

https://www.timesofisrael.com/x-briefly-allows-anti-leo-frank-community-note-as-antisemitic-content-spikes

lmk if I missed anything

There's tons of good content in the links, I'm not quoting it all.

This first appears in /r/rage and he shows up to defend himself

You left the part about him wanting to frick mommy out of the title?!

Not giving in to my incestual desires is literally the same as murdering me, mom!

It was about desperation because of 10 years of incel. I'm not in love with my mom and would never beg for s*x if I wasn't completely s*x starved and desperate.

SRD Reacts

Actually, I did not blackmail a woman for s*x. What happened was that she promised s*x to a sensitive, sexually inexperienced guy once just to change her mind because I said it will be weird doing it with condoms (of course I was going to use them, I was extatic about the opportunity to have s*x). After three full hours of me trying to talk into doing it with me and explaining she's making a fuss over nothing she agreed to do it again, just to change her mind when I asked her to say “brb” before taking 15 minute leaves. After that I called her on the phone, cried over the phone because of the humiliation, begged her not to treat me like that, begged her to allow me to have s*x with her just once while she laughed. Than I got really mad, insulted her and she hung up. After that, in a state of dissaray and extreme rage I posted one fricking picture of her face, without her name, not expecting her to contact me ever again. But she called and offered s*x to take it down and I caved in like a little desperate kitty I am, agreeing that she will come for one hour only and that there will be no kissing or oral.

he does an AMA on /r/drama

I have a question: why do you think your mom turned you down when you asked to get laid due to your condition? Did she not know it was crucial towards your curing?

I don't think she turned me down because of my condition. She is unable to understand incel at all. She just turned me down because she though the idea was sick. And so did I, but I was very frustrated at the time and I don't know where to find a prostitute as they're illegal here.

It wasn't crucial for my curing. Just getting s*x once doesn't mean you suddenly stop being incel. It was just something I wanted because I was very desperate and no longer want.

One thing that would be crucial for my curing was if she helped me with my incel during the age of 14-24 by introducing me to some girl, one of which might have liked me.

He's also an atheist and wrote

I suggest you read my article here https://governmentsgetgirlfriends.wordpress.com/2013/03/04/quo-vadis-atheism

I am an atheist since I was 11 and find it the only sane attitude on religion. However, I am disgusted by what is called the The Atheist Cult, WHICH MUST NEVER BE EQUATED WITH ATHEISM.

I'll quote myself on what the TAC is:

**problem with atheism today are those atheists who have created what is called The Atheist Cult. When it comes to moderate members of the Cult true description of themselves is “we're atheists, that means we're smart”, their true goal “God doesn't exist so let's suck each others peepees”. These people are losers. Everyone whose life revolves around his atheism is a loser. They're funny and harmless. And, unfortunately, are becoming more and more of a minority.

Sadly, what's becoming a majority of the Atheist Cult are disgusting, utterly wretched people esposuing dangerous and toxic ideas like third wave femifascism, extreme misandry, myths of “patriarchy” and “r*pe culture” (and general obsession with r*pe), cult of therapy, political correctness, hatred of the white race, waging of war Western men while remaining unforgivably silent on the unspeakable oppression of women and girls in Islamic societies and a cult mentality. These people lack any critical thinking and treat each other and their enemies in a way a cult does.

I first encountered these people couple of years ago when I disagreed with them about something on a certain forum. I registered and expected a civil debate. Within moments all of my points were strawmanned and I was showered with insults in a way I would never be on any Christian forum. I was shocked. These people are rational atheists?! They seemed more like crazed 17th century mob attacking what they thought was a witch. I soon realized that in order to debate there I would have to put 90 percent of them on ignore list and debate the few who weren't complete lunatics. The scary thing was that most of them were educated, successful people. How, then, can they make such awful logical fallacies and act like they're from the 11th century? The only way for me to understand this is if I acknowledge that they are religious, but have just chosen different gods and symbols.

But it gets worse than that. There is also a third type of Atheist Cult members. These are the dangerous ones. In a manner of worst religious fundies these fools are ready to harm their perceived opponents in real life by doxxing them, contacting their family members, friends and work place. Why? Simply for not agreeing with what they have to say. I was a target of such people once and now I'm their target again. Both times the goal wasn't to critize me in a rational manner but to dox. I am pretty certain that no Christian would go after me in this way. Of course, once you oppose these violent, insane people and tell them that this, once it becomes real doxxing, will not go unpunished they accuse you of threats, call you a psychopath for refusing to take it like a dirty enemy should and try to make themselves look better with a bunch of lies – for example, that I “stalked” a woman trying to dox me ON MY OWN BLOG SHE CHOOSE TO POST ON, when I didn't even care about her IP nor do I remember it, that I published her real name when I never did or that I declared a war on her when all I said is that war will start if she starts it – if I wanted a war I'd start it by now, having more than enough info on her ! If I remember some more lies I'll add them.

Many people belonging to the third group are now joined in Atheism+, a lunatic fringe movement best defined my Urban Dictionary as A bunch of frauds. Despite having atheist in its name it really isn't atheism at all. Their goal is to subvert atheism with the religion of feminist indoctrination and b-word about non existent misogyny.To these people any legitimate questioning of feminists and female privilege is grounds for calling anyone a misogynist. Atheism Plus is really nothing more then an attempt at co-opting the meaning of atheism.Atheism Plus is nothing more than dogmatic feminists trying to commandeer the atheist movement. This will set back Atheism for decades if these usurpers gain popularity.

Their actions include banning of all who oppose them, doxxing private info, threatening critics employment and using DMCA as a doxxing and censorship tool.

Of course, there are members of the third group who aren't members of Atheism+.

How does all this relate to incel? Not too good, I'm afraid. These people feminists and they see incels, those poor men many of whom are suffering for decades as just entitled whiny brats. Most of them even refuse to acknowledge that incel exists, simply because it's not a medical disorder, even though 1. A twelve-year old would understand that a chronic near-total or total absence in a person's sexuality of intimate relationships or sexual intercourse that is occurring for reasons other than voluntary celibacy, asexuality, antisexualism, or sexual abstinence does exist, and can't be called a “dry spell”, unless you think that being a virgin at 50 is also a dry spell 2. Nobody ever tried to say incel should be a medical condition. 3.There have been studies made on involuntary celibacy.

It's even worse when it comes to love-shyness. Same old arguments about it not being a medical condition are thrown combined with stubbornly calling it nothing more than social anxiety, when everybody who suffered from it or is currently suffering knows that his fear of approaching a woman or making and kind of romantic advances is much worse than any other fear of any other social situation and that love-shyness should be included in the DSM as a specific phobia. Brian G. Gilmartin is attacked because he talked about astrology and reincarnation, past life regression, and Kirlian aura, which is used to say he lacks any credibility, when in fact it would be useful for anybody to read his book in order to understand why love-shyness certainly isn't social phobia, though it often stands in correlation with it.

Their solution to these problems? Therapy, stop being “entitled” (when in fact they never actually explain why are incels entitled), treat women with respect (disregard that many people who are complete trash and don't even treat themselves with respect, let alone others, have partners and get them with ease), more therapy, annoying insistence on “nice guys” when most incels don't even call themselves that (and I find it stupid when some do!), attempts to make you believe that your incel isn't the problem, your reaction to it is (when incel is definitely a problem and everybody but these heartless brainwashed beasts can see it), attempts to make you believe that your reaction is the only problem because, remember, incel “doesn't exist”, false accusations of too high criteria when most incels have very low criteria after decades of deprivation, the desire for incels to learn to live in this unnatural state (which goes against the basic human nature) aaaaaaaaand… more therapy.

The consequences of such horrible approach are visible in incel communities- I have never met an incel who was helped by therapy and the hatred most incels show towards feminism and The Atheist Cult in general is astounding.

So, how would I define these people, these parasites on the name of atheism? They are, simply, bigoted and dangerous fascists, a modern analogs of religious fanatics of the past. Thus you have PZ Myers calling all anti-feminists Marc Lepine and many other disgusting examples.

The problem here is that you can't fix fascism- fascism needs to be taken down !

Does that mean that atheism should also be taken down?

Of course not. Fortunately, there are still sane atheists so it's not like you go crazy the moment you become an atheist. What we sane atheists should do is

Condemn lunatic groups like Atheism+, which give atheism a bad name, and call them out on what they are.

Reject femifascism, extreme misandry, myth of “patriarchy” and “r*pe culture” (and general obsession with r*pe), cult of therapy, political correctness, hatred of the white race, waging of war Western men while remaining unforgivably silent on the unspeakable oppression of women and girls in Islamic societies and a cult mentality. Make a firm and decisive effort to explain people that these ills are not there because of atheism but because the atheist name is being used for other, malicious purposes.

Inform the public about these differences between atheists and The Atheist Cult.

Not get allied with extreme religious and right wing groups while doing so, as this would only harm us.**

So, you guys know me. Venerable poon hound, boozy, truck driver, all around half decent shit stain on the deteriorating tighty whiteys that is reddit.

So there I was, drinking a warm beer in a Nevada cat house. The pancakes and chicken tendies that they pass off as "World Famous Chicken and Waffles" were cooling as I furiously shit posted for the eighth time that night, socialism was in a huff and I felt my erection growing as I pieced together my smarmy title.

A husky voice whispered in my ear. The tantalizing scent of gingivitis and Pall Mall menthol cigarettes drifting to my keen nostrils.

"Hey there biggun." the voice crooned, bringing to mind my childhood and the semi collapsed double wide that was the setting for my fondest childhood memories. Setting cats on fire, sniffing diesel fuel, paying the hobo lady who collects cans to see her tits. Kid stuff.

As I turned to look at her, my first impressions were that of a late stage Whitney Houston, with more of a crack and less Bobby Brown. Smeared purple lip stick, lingerie falling apart at the seems where the mice had presumably been eating at the ketchup stains.

Two hours and twenty five dollars later I lay sweaty and spent on the linoleum of the kitchen/communal showers of the joint. I felt a chipped fingernail drag over my chest and I turned to gaze into the bloodshot eyes of the temptress beside me. The smell of taco meat and sweat made me feel we were in a Spanish villa, I had never been happier.

It was then that I noticed her tattoo, dark lines intersecting through the cellulite of her hip.

"What is that?" I asked, still lost in her gaze.

"Anahhhrchism" she exclaimed, still slightly disoriented from the love making or bath salts we had shared, I could not be sure.

In slurry tones she began to tell me about her s*x worker union co op antifa facebook group, tugging her iphone4 from her sagging breasts to show me something, the familiar view of BaconReader coming into view through the cracks of the screens and the distortions where her cleavage sweat and grease had smeared the visuals.

It was /r/anarchism

"My name on this is naw way daydioh." She enunciated in a whisper, a meaty uncut heathen peepee thrusting against my side.

"Lets bash the fash together

Sauce - https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5jrz7h/i_accidentally_had_sex_with_a_anarchist/

Being banned

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/l01qwi/praise_yahweh_911roofer_goes_down_like_tower_7/

Being banned again

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/mum5uv/we_havent_heard_from_911roofer_in_a_while/

Why is he so terminally unfunny?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/ooggcu/why_is_911roofer_so_terminally_unfunny/

Why is he smoking meth?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/j9xneo/is_there_a_psychiatrist_in_this_sub/

Where does he live?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/nk8c9a/911roofer_try_not_to_spam_510_posts_a_day/

You the man now dog!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/nhe3me/posting_to_frick_up_911roofers_3inarow/

It all starts with one post outing a user as a catfisher

This leads to drama on rdrama, and multiple threads regarding the drama. Eventually, they "left".

Here's more threads about it.

https://rdrama.net/post/195287/the-fact-a-male-catfish-was

https://rdrama.net/post/195298/preemptive-strike-against-plsnope

https://rdrama.net/post/195519/the-commitment-to-the-bit-the

https://rdrama.net/post/195502/old-plsnope-comments-become-hilarious-in

https://rdrama.net/post/195315/actual-proof-that-plsnope-isnt-doe666

Here's the twitter thread that started the verification

Also, the the e-thot verifies themselves, the so-called "gays" of rdrama do what they do best, and that is well, be a disgusting simp online:

Just look at their wall lmao, lots of creeps and coomers

Let me know if I missed anything

Miss that neighbor so much even tho he was kinda arrogant and didn't reply to my nonsensical off topic comments.

I've been informed that this post may be a possible troll, so I won't be engaging with you in good faith. Your behavior makes me sincerely doubt you are “Master” of anything, and I most certainly did not “lawl” [sic].

Is this the kind of low effort post we are allowing in this sub now?

@snallygaster I am also still trying to farm recollections of the "drama lolcows wikia" (now fandom), here is an old post I made about it:

https://rdrama.net/h/museumofrdrama/post/155320/does-anyone-remembers-the-rdrama-lolcows