Since nobody except me (and @SlackerNews ) even posts to /h/museumofrdrama anymore, I'm leaning more and more towards making it a personal scrapbook of mine.

Lately I have been going on through the rdrama archives themselves (given that the site is at 2 years it's natural to be curious of its origins) and I have found out that while most of the userbase professes to be neurodivergent, very few are.

The few, actual neurodivergents may take some time but sooner or later they reveal their power. And there's an interesting recurring pattern here. The truly neurodivergent ones are egged on by the site userbase, who are "ironic neurodivergents" to carry on with their antics and admins don't really care much about some random user at the beginning. But sooner or later the neurodivergent comes to clash with one (or multiple) admins over the most trivial issues and not knowing when to stop or being encouraged by the userbase they genuinely think they are correct to the point it becomes a moral crusade (as well as an ego problem) , they spam, try to doxx, make hundreds of alt etc. This has happened to so many neurodivergents over the last two years

1. @Absinthe

2. @bye

3. @Krayon (sister toucher) (I think he genuinely thinks he's on a moral crusade against rdrama)

4. @BasedGod (Same as Krayon (sister toucher), replace rdrama with WPD)

5. @JimJones

6. @dont_log_me_out

7. @mellokind

Figuring out each of their trajectories is not by any means hard, and you can start with searching their usernames, go from oldest to newest mention to figure out their psychosis in a few minutes

For reasons which are obvious, I have kept several other personalities apart from this lump of users, the most prominent of which is @Belial because xer reputation preceded xer and by the time xe decided to open an account here xe already had xer own Kiwi and onionFarms pages.

@Impassionata would have fallen into the same cadre but he's impressively self aware of his meta commentary and stops just before it moves into unhinged autism posting. (Which would lead to some jannie getting pissed off with him which then would again lead to the road taken by many others before him)

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The Reason I'm posting this

Well, everyone knows till this much of this story. But what I want to know more about is whether there were any more of these type of autiposters at the very beginning of the forum. I'm sure there were several. I just wasn't around to document or witness their rise and fall.

Note that this list of weirdos doesn't/shouldn't include gore/cp posters. That's not neurodivergency, that's just desensitisation.

@Schizo Carp Aevann @HeyMoon @August you guys have any more usernames you can dig up from your memory vaults?

So back in the early days, @dramanaught was bragging about being super duper rich, like richer than @Garry_Chess but not as rich as @jeffbezos

Obviously no one believed him because that would be r-slurred.

https://rdrama.net/post/45422/dramanaught-is-a-big-fricking-faker

But then he sent some proof to jannies and it turned out he was just upper middle class ($50M net worth or sonething)

https://rdrama.net/post/45444/hey-guys-i-can-confirm-100

There were probably more posts about this but I can't find them at the moment.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7dnwlb/meta_honest_question_do_you_guys_still_seriously/

I'm imagining me going to my reunion and I see my old bully's Corvette parked out front. "What an idiot, I bet he doesn't even realize how poor that vehicle's gas mileage is" I'll say to my mom as she drops me off in her 2004 Camry. People will look in awe as I burst through the doors in slow motion looking fly as frick in my dad's suit (It was the only possession of his that we had in our house. For some reason, he loaded up everything in his car and still hasn't returned from when he told me he was going to the grocery store seventeen years ago).

Chad will be standing there trying to make it not sound lame that he still works at McDonald's just because he's the "global director of marketing", whatever the frick that means. I'll have a number three with a large coke, fry boy.

As soon as I show up, his wife will say in some weird, probably made up language "Quem é esse homenzinho estranho?" which probably means "Wow, I never realized that short men with glasses were so much more physically attractive than tall men without". B-word thinks she's too good to learn English just because she's a Brazilian supermodel.

"Hey Chad, it's me, (name redacted). I bet you never thought you'd see me again"

"Who are you?"

"I'm the guy you said would be a loser forever. But now, I have a stable salary of at least 80,000 upmarseys per year and enough reddit gold to last me almost until 2022. I've personally interacted with multiple gonewild posters, most of which have female genitalia. My tens of thousands of loyal followers shower me with love and attention daily. However, toxic masculinity makes them unable to articulate these messages properly so it sometimes sounds like they're telling me to kill myself. Again, that's just the toxic masculinity talking".

Chad and Stacy will recoil in shock as they realize the raw masculinity just displayed before them. Everyone will clap. Stacy will become my new mate and leave Chad in tears. The earth will start to shake and eventually crumble before I wake up and realize it was all a dream and my manager stands over my body with an annoyed look on his face.

"Hey jackass, we got a triple threat in the women's restroom. It's when someone shits, vomits, and has their period all at the same time. It sounds like she had bad aim with all three. I need you to clean it up."

"Can I get some gloves at least?"

"No"

And then I'll finish my shift, continuing my day as one of America's blue-collar heroes and continuing to plot my revenge on Chad.

Thanks for reading.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/d71xj8/you_know_when_i_was_in_high_school_all_the/

Imagine passing up on a demigod like this. Foids truly are incapable of choosing real chads. @snallygaster

So, long story short, /u/laurelai was /is an extremely online trans MtF who was also a powermod back in the day (idk if xe's still active in reddit). Better historians than me have archived her several deeds so I'll not rehash those. In case you're unaware, here's some quick links on Laurelai

https://rdrama.net/post/140362/so-is-bardfinn-dating-the-infamous

https://rdrama.net/post/107907/in-which-i-argued-with-unknowingly

Xhe's also an antiwork mod as well as an FBI informant (lol)

https://rdrama.net/post/107631/top-moderators-of-rantiwork-exposed-as

SRD :: thread list of laurelai's countless adventures

http://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/search?q=laurelai&restrict_sr=on

( For the severely neurodivergent )Xe also has her own 6 gorillion word thread on 🥝 farms

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wesley-james-earl-bailey-laurelai-bailey-stuxnetsource-hypnotransgirl-bimbopolitics-ephraelstern.18739/

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Anyway, coming back to the agenda of this particular post, about 9 years ago, Laurelai, after getting xer first ban on Reddit (on SRS of all places,

her turboautism was too much even for SRS) made a melodramatic post about how she's totes depressed on a trans site called transadvocate. The article is aptly titled: "Sometimes it doesn't get better":

Sometimes it doesn’t get better, sometimes life shit on you until you break and there’s nothing you can do. I’m not going to lie to you and tell you it gets better because it might not get better, but i do want to tell you one thing.

Even if it never gets better you are worthy. You are worthy of love and respect and compassion and a fair chance and human dignity, your value as a human being is not taken from you ever. Not ever. No matter what life does to you, no matter how broken you are, no matter what mental illness you have, no matter what job you do, even if you have no job.

Honestly the whole thing could be a good snappy quote and I implore you to read it in its entirety.

Since laurelai was already a notorious personality by this point, /r/drama got hold of this post

https://web.archive.org/web/20150430070826/https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/1mitze/laurelai_writes_about_her_horrible_life_in_the/

It was just yet another run-of-the-mill /r/drama post when suddenly laurelai showed up to defend herself by posting proof that her long hair is natural and not a wig and that she has been taking estradiol religiously so her tro0nsformation is complete.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/1mitze/-/ccajyvj

But look closely, and you see a YouTube link at the very end. It's supposedly a 10 minute monologue on what laurelai thought of a filthy fascist infested place called /r/drama and why they were bullying and being a meanie to xer

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EdJeqEMMi68

Xe deleted the video and I can't find it anywhere on archive.org, archive.ph or ghostarchive

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1mmhie/developing_laurelai_shows_up_in_rdrama_and_it/

Even srdines were over laurelai's exhausting self-pitying

/r/drama > rdrama

Prince Kropotkin's African Adventure:

"Evidence-based policy? Yeah, neoliberal policy is working out great for sweatshop workers right?"

As /u/prince_kropotkin clicked the save button he did not relax in his chair; there was too much to do, too many edgelords to fight and too many centrists to whine at. His post rate had exceeded all expectations and even /r/PKDefenseForce couldn't keep up with his arguments.

/u/prince_kropotkin's gaze fell away from his screen and landed on his custom-made Zoe Quinn poster. Almost immediately he felt a stirring in his loins. Maybe he did have time for a break. After all, he had been effortposting non-stop for 7 hours now...

In need of release, PK kicked away from his desk over to his drawer and grabbed his tub of burnt cork. With a sigh he stood up and began to apply the rough paste to his body, already having been naked at his desk. Soon he was covered from head to toe in the black substance.

PK knelt on all fours on his bed in front of his remote-control machine dildo, the head of the dildo probing his anus. Clasping the button to operate the machine he did not press it; there was still more to come. Closing his eyes, The Prince's mind went to Madagascar. He was a proud Tsimihety comrade in an anarchistic utopia. Having settled down in his mud hut after a 14 hour day of subsistence farming he prepared for another hour of leisure time staring at his wall before bed.

Suddenly, black PK's stick door was broken apart. A large man with at least 6" in height on him threw him down. It was the community male feminist. With no police or law there was nothing that could be done to save the weaker men. PK tried to resist but was beaten down with every attempt at escape.

As the man pressed his erect member against PK's tight frickhole, PK, barely aware of reality at that point, just managed to switch on his dildo machine. In his head, the male feminist began fricking him roughly. Every thrust came with a loud cry of pain and arousal. His neighbours were scattering from their huts to hide; they knew the male feminist had claimed another victim. PK couldn't handle the intensity for long and he was soon on the verge of orgasm.

"FRICK MY BUSSY!" The words escaped from his mouth whether he wanted them to or not. As he came, PK was brought back to reality. The machine continued to roughly mangle his rectum even though he was drained. Pressing the off-switch, The Prince collapsed onto his front, panting. Already his thoughts began to turn to /r/neoliberal. No time to waste, The Prince began to compose himself, ready for another session of educating the ideologically handicapped.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6fugbp/prince_kropotkins_african_adventure/

>I'm currently starting a bit of digging back into the archives to find out a little more about PK. I didn't get to read up on him or interact with him during the heyday of /r/drama, mostly because I was young and didn't find leftist infighting very funny or intriguing. I'll try to do a write-up on him sometimes.

It’s a long read but hilariously enough the dude t_dumbsford, died from liver failure from alcohol abuse like 6 months later lol

It’s a GOOD read

Bussyphobic

I'm so fricking horny for MasterLawlz. I want to frick a bucktoothed cartoon neurodivergent ben 10 aesthetic hamplanet on his moist cheeto-covered lips. I want to c*m all over a 600 pound boy with thick frame glasses who can't wash himself independently and hasn't seen his micro peepee in years. Everytime I hear a THICC, braindead reddit janny who barely clears 5 feet and chugs soy through a G-tube say "yikes", "based", or something else that I don't read because tl;dr, I I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to him and fondle his d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to shove my rock hard peepee between his smegma-filled folds and not need lube and tell him to clean my c*m up and he'll do it for free. I want to finger an /r/drama moderator who's always naked because they don't make clothes in his size while pretending to be interested as he talks about john wick and how new Ben 10 fans suck and titanic and the new littlest pet shop and steven universe and canon continuity and jj abrams is actually underrated or overrated or whatever bullshit because I never actually read any of his posts. Im. SO. Fricking. Horny

(Thread theme)

I haven't seen any posts trying to piece together this whole drama, which is a shame since it's funny af, so I took upon the task of compilating it in chronological order for everyone else.

The Beginning

It all started when @Marsey made some gay post about his pet mountain lion, as most things usually do.

I have a pet mountain lion - need help domesticating

Users were less than impressed with this post, with some even doubting the validity of his claims, calling him a schizo and fat (lol fat), one user in particular @Schizo asked for a source to validate his unfounded claims.

A few days later, @Marsey posted proof of this so called "mountain lion"

Photos of my mountain lion pit (Proof for the haters)

I'll save you the trouble of looking through these images and just outright tell you that there is no mountain lion in any of them, just a bunch of trees and fairly amateur photography. Nothing important, with the exception of this photo.

First Blood

User @SodaJerk noticed that @Marsey's hand looks fat, drama ensued after he pointed out this little factorino.

That forearm is looking a little doughy there big guy

Lmao the audacity of anyone on this site talking to me about fitness. It's called muscle you fricking twink. Also my wrist is angled away from the camera downward which makes it look thicker.

Edit: here's a more normal wrist shot with one of my other watches you morons as you can see there is no problem here my wrists and hands are perfectly formed just like the rest of my Herculean body that's just a bad photo

You're a daily poster on an obscure alternative social media site. The odds point to you being either a fat or a wristlet, and now I know you're not a wristlet

Also downdoots still give me dramacoin

I am fricking not lol people just think that because my average post quality is so high

This r-sluration went on for some time, nothing particularly interesting, until @SodaJerk decided to give @Marsey his ultimatum!

Why so defensive fren? Also you're making idle threats to an anonymous stranger, that's pretty tough Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? How far are you from Spokane?

Close enough. Name a place in Spokane and I'll be there at 5:30 tomorrow. Or some other time, we can work it out. No joke.

"It was " Everyone thought, @Marsey and @SodaJerk's fight to the death was to take place in the 11th of September, funnily enough.

Preparation

I am going to kick TrailerParkBride's butt IRL (not a joke)

Basically @SodaJerk started talking mad shit like a complete douchebag and totally derailed my dope thread about my pet mountain lion so I threatened to kick his butt and then he had the audacity to tell say that i wont actually back up what i have to say irl. By some stroke of luck or doxxing he happens to possibly live near me and so its time to see if HE WILL PUT HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS because guess what you fricking idiot I am yoked and I love kicking people's butt and Washington is a mutual combat state so if you name a place and a time I will show up and I will legally smack the shit out of you and make you my b-word.

And just in case you thought this couldn't get more neurodivergent, radical centrist fighter @TheGrillcast says he will also show up to the fight to livestream it.

I live within a days drive of there, I would absolutely be down to document this if it turns out to be legitimate (longshot but hey frick it)

RDRAMA, ARE YOU READY 2 RUMBLE!!!

@SodaJerk, incapable of choosing a location, kept changing where the meetup would take place (BIPOC), angering @Marsey even further.

Alright fatty, would you go to the tri cities? It'll save me a few hours of driving and I could crash at my cousin's place.

You fricking said Spokane you c*nt butt what the frick is this shit

I don't want to get jumped by a gaggle of your pillbilly friends. Also that adds like five hours round trip to my drive. I'm coming all this way neighbor the least you can do is be a little flexible on the location

trailerparkbride is being shifty af about our fight

This neighbor challenges me to a fight in Spokane, and I say I'm down. We name a time and a place. Then he pulls this weird shit and wants me to drive for hours. I've got a life and shit to do I thought this b-word lived in Spokane.

I'd be down but I feel like 90% I drive for hours and show up and the little coward isn't even there. Idk man this is some bullshit I'm drunk and I want to say I'm game for a drive but I feel like he's just trying to wriggle out of it seems like he can't put his money where his mouth is all I'm hearing is excuses. Sucks because I wanted to put on a top tier show and display a lesson heck I would've even brought boxing gloves if bare knuckle was a bit to much I was excited for this smack down but now idk what do you guys think am I getting jebaited?

Edit: frick it I'm going to tri-cities im in it to win it I'll fricking drive even with Biden gas idgaf as y'all have seen I wear a vacheron Constantine this b-word calling me out

Totally not a mental illness btw.

The Day of the Fight

The moment everyone has been waiting for. The day where @Marsey and @SodaJerk would settle aside their differences to beat the shit out of eachother.

Driving to Spokane, I will be there at 3:30

Be at the wagon

Supposedly, @SodaJerk had already arrived to the meetup place, even having "proof" to confirm his presence.

Where is marsey

Meanwhile, @TheGrillcast was also on his way to Spokane as well.

DONT START THE FIGHT UNTIL 5PM, I WILL GO AND LIVESTREAM IT

A few hours later, @Marsey arrived at the park.

I'm at the park

Come see me in the circle you wont

Unrelated to the duel, another drama user that had come to see the fight, met up with @Marsey

At the ring. No one is here.

I just said I'm leaving in another post lol but I'll walk back for the lols be there in 1 minute

It's legit. He's here. Seems like a pretty fetch guy.

Good to meet you man

Yes yes, very wholesome and all, but where was @SodaJerk ? According to @Marsey, he was nowhere to be seen.

I'm a little northeast of there on the other side of the trees.

But, alas, despite @Marsey's best efforts to find @SodaJerk, he wasn't there. Because, in reality, he had never gone there (BIPOC). As it turns out, that "proof" he had posted beforehand was just a photoshop edit made by @X (formerly chiobu)_

SHOW MORE

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/6xpxga/drama_occurs_in_rdrama_when_ued_butteredtoast/

Other Highlights:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/6xpxga/drama_occurs_in_rdrama_when_ued_butteredtoast/dmi56n2/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6xvjdo/srdine_unironically_calls_rdrama_shit_replies/

Normal link

2nd r/drama thread

SRD

Not a normal post in here, but a question, circa 2018-2020, when you googled "MasterLawlz", the first result outside of reddit was a Wikia/Fandom site with a variation of "/r/Drama Lolcows", I do not remember the exact name, it could have been dramalolcows.wikia.com, rdrama-lolcows.wikia.com, etc., the wayback machine does not appears to have archived any of it, and the jannies of fandom have long since banned the wiki.

Regardless, I do not recall if the site had a lot of content, just a short page on lawlz, snally, et all, do any of you dramneurodivergents remember stumbling upon this? also who would have made it?

Edit: Within a few days when I am back I will look up the /r/Drama archives to see if anyone mentions this wiki, I am 80% sure that I remember seeing some dramanauts asking "which one of you made this?"

Edit 2: I have been unable to find such mentions

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/4sceeh/udarqwolff_got_arrested_last_month/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/4sceeh/udarqwolff_got_arrested_last_month/d58b6t9/

lmao

... and caused an insane amount of chaos across both rdrama and the reddit clone, and beyond. It started with an rdrama colony, and ended with the website getting "hacked" and fracturing.

It also happened on the first day of the russian invasion of ukraine, so the happenings were somewhat overshadowed lol

Master writeup of what happened with context

More funny stuff that happened

Memes and Highlights

https://rdrama.net/comments?sort=bottom&t=all

Most upmarseyd, it's about white women fricking dogs

https://rdrama.net/comments?sort=top&t=all

Most controversial, it's about s

https://rdrama.net/comments?sort=controversial&t=all

@UpmarseyIfYouCope @Hoes_Mad @QuadNarca discuss