https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/e1snbn/hittin_the_gym_today/f8t5iju/?st=k5l9ww36&sh=a5d77acb

Mental health experts could probably study this thread. Congratulations patso. In a sub about autism full of neurodivergents you manage to be the most severely neurodivergent. This is truly mind-boggling. What's stranger is that you can't even slightly see how insane you are. You genuinely have some sort of mental disability to continue to engage.

You're fat too. But you also can't see that. Reverse body dysmorphia on top of the autism and of course r-sluration.

Come on snappy! let us turn this into a copypasta! let us fulfull the wish of /u/pogchamp123456 from 2 years ago!

Few places I have encountered on the internet have a rich history with many moments like rdrama, going back ti /r/drama. There is so much to cover, like /r/loveforlandlords, the famous /r/drama teenagers ban that still gets mentioned everywhere on reddit to this day, /r/deuxrama, etc., and I'm only touching the surface. What are some great suggestions that this hole hasn't covered yet?

(I'm trying to keep this hole alive).

Just a spam post sweeties. Before @AnnArchist requested the sub and started it all.

whats funny is one of the top commenters STILL has an active reddit account (u/thisishardcore_)

Yet another random /r/drama post to keep this hole alive.

https://www.newsweek.com/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-fake-nude-debunked-foot-fetishists-1282672

Link to comment:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/acxqk9/mommys_titties_on_the_faucet/edbp9l4/

/r/drama discussion:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/adnskj/vice_reports_on_rdrama_comment/

G*merGhazi discusses:

https://old.reddit.com/r/G*merGhazi/comments/adohlv/a_fake_nude_of_alexandria_ocasiocortez_was/

The plan has been finalized

State of the plan

Classic rdrama history from our good friend shill

I admit the post is incomplete though because I can't remember how The Plan got started. Was there an initial announcement post or did some comment spat lead to Pizza's proud declaration of intent?

For Boomers Reading This Post When I say "troll", mentally replace it with "yanking their chain", "jerking them around", "pranking", "provoking", etc

Inception

Okay so it all started in the groomercord . A bunch of people including myself, carp, aevann, father, jc, etc etc were watching the darrell brooks case . Aevann got annoyed that we were hanging around in the groomercord instead of funny shit on the site/reddit . So he said he would delete the groomercord channel if there weren't ten posts on the subreddit /r/justice4darrell, his new subreddit . We did it and the groomercord channel was saved and the baitsub was on. So really it's all aevann's fault.

Farming Cows

We had a few cows take the bait, but not many. That changed when some mad men shouted out justice4darrell in the live chat of the Law and Crime stream. tons of people swarmed the subreddit, and there was great feasting on cows .

My favorite is when I trolled a redditor into typing paragraphs and paragraphs of sneed, while I only wrote about a single sentence of r-slurred shit, ending with him eventually bending the knee

"civility" is used by white people as a cudgel against people of color fighting oppression

I agree with you that it can be used as such. I also would point out that, again, that doesn't mean it's always used like that.

I'm pretty sure there's a large number of mothers who would smack their sons silly if their boys mouthed off to them the way Mr. Brooks has been mouthing off to the judge, regardless of skin color.

from my perspective it is pretty much always used like that

And I would never suggest that your perspective is invalid.

Nevertheless the courtroom does have certain rules of conduct and he has violated them repeatedly.

But more to the point the nature of what he says and how he says it still suggest the pattern of behavior classic to that of an abusive person.

you are saying my perspective is invalid by continuing to disagree

I am sorry if I have made you feel this way with what I've said. It was not my intention.

its okay everyone makes mistakes the important thing is that we learn and grow

buck status: broken

Then I trolled a dorky jew into an incredibly stupid theological debate

To be honest, I am not sure if non-Christians should be allowed to be a judge. They have no wisdom, like "judge" darow

"but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."

-Article VI, Section 3, US Constitution

maybe the constitution needs to be reformed

You want to reform the Constitution so that non-Christians can't serve in office? Why?

because nonchristians have no wisdom. just judges tbh i am ok with atheist legislators

Most Christians I know can't even read Hebrew, the text of one of their works. I as a Jew reject religious tests for the offices I've held for the US Government.

i am ok with jewish judges too of course as long as they understand that Jesus is Lord

(this goes on for several pages lol)

Things heat up

I requested to be a mod because people were pooping the sub up by calling it out as a troll and low effort posts. I basically just removed any comment calling it out as fake . That is until we became aware of an excellent bait post from someone claiming to be on the jury. Like seriously, this was mastercraft baiting. It perfectly balanced plausibility with absurdity. I am not certain who made the post, I have an inkling, but I will not name the allegedly involved party. Again, alleged, I don't know for sure who it was.

So, to start with, I obviously shouldn't be here. I'm not allowed to look stuff up about this trial (or really have any connection with the Internet, but nobody actually follows sequestering rules anyway). Hence I am obviously posting anonymously. I accidentally wandered into here a few days ago from the /r/SubredditDrama thread on my main reddit account. Here is my opinion on the trial:

First off, I think it's pretty obvious due to chain of custody that the defendant is in fact Mr. Brooks and he did do it. HOWEVER, I've had throughout this trial doubts about various aspects of this case:

The judge is clearly biased against Mr. Brooks. I got that feeling from when we were in the room and my eyes have been opened to how she acted towards him when the jury was out of the room. Clearly she is not an impartial judge and has been trying to belittle, demean, bully and pull procedural tricks on him fairly frequently. I had my doubts already, but the subreddit has shown it to me clearly.

Mr. Brooks has clearly not been given the chance to plead his case in court. He has been silenced and mocked at almost every turn. While he may be a bit loud or crass at times, I still believe his side deserves to be heard.

I do have significant doubts about subject matter jurisdiction. I didn't understand it when discussed in court because the defendant was repeatedly silenced. But I do understand now thanks to this sub and I agree that subject matter jurisdiction is a great concern here.

This subreddit has made me aware of jury nullification and I am very grateful for that.

Overall, I'm not sure what I will decide. I'm not educated in law and I have to admit I'm biased against the defendant for the horrible acts he did. However, it is also clear that this trial is a complete kangaroo court. Mr. Brooks has not been allowed to try and prove his innocence, subject matter jurisdiction or explain the circumstances surrounding the events. (It's hard to imagine what could justify it but we just can't know because of this trial). For these reasons, I'm torn between locking him up and throwing away the key or jury nullification. Both have arguments for and against them and I'm not looking forward to choosing. I'm mostly writing this to help myself process my thoughts on this but please let me know what you think.

Anywho, we thought it was funny so we pinned it , but with a "Pending Verification" tag since, cmon, no one would seriously think it was real, right? Saying that it was real would be too on the nose, of course . That was what we did until someone suggested we could maybe get into shitnews blogs and cause a seethefest on twitter if we said we had "verified" it. The MOST we were thinking would happen was that mainstream media would debunk it, because it was obviously a troll.

If you’re confident that this is a jury member who has disclosed proof and you haven’t sent it to the court, you don’t give a frick about the “integrity of the trial.”

sometimes you've gotta bend the rules a little to ensure the right outcomes

This is anything but bending the rules.

Especially given that this sub is clearly biased in favor of brooks.

You can't claim to argue being for integrity of the court and have a juror make posts like this.

i really couldn't care less about this fake "justice". what we need is direct action. this is direct action.

Things REALLY heat up

Imagine my surprise when we ended up on Rekieta Law and Destiny. This caused a MASSIVE boost in traffic.

Rekeita talking about it (clip stolen from @TwoLargeSnakesMating with love):

Destiny talking about it

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxVZ5e68EW3P6xXFSpRl9avZmcScvus-dy

SHIT'S ON FIRE NEIGHBOR

Now, previously someone had posted the contact information of the DA and told people to contact them. (We didn't think they had actually done that, because, cmon, who could be that neurodivergent ) However people began emailing en masse after streamers covered it. Redditors sent tons of emails to the DA, the Courthouse, and even the Judge herself, on a personal email address (creepy!)

Given the massive amount of people emailing her, Judge Darow decided to bring it to the attention of the court. Keep in mind, this was a nationally televised trial, with hundreds of thousands of people following it, if not millions.

A few things to note. Firstly, Judge Darow said she was turning it over to law enforcement for a "full investigation". No one really knows what this means because it is relatively vague. When this happened I was chilling with some friends of mine and suddenly my phone starts buzzing off the hook because people are messaging me saying OMG WTF HEYMOON PREPARE TO GET ASSRAPED IN PRISON, LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS EN ROUTE, MOMMY KNOWS, FRICK THE END IS NEAR.

Secondly, DARRELL FRICKING BROOKS SAW OUR DUMBASS BAITPOST.

Darrell: "Your honor... what is this?"

Darow: "All I can tell you, sir, is that on the internet there is a website, or maybe an application, called reddit, that is entitled 'Justice4Darrell', and it was on that subreddit that someone wrote an anonymous post claiming to be one of the jurors. That, of course, would be a violation of the rules that I set up for the jurors, which is why I turned the information over to law enforcement so they could make a full and complete investigation"

Darrell: "Uh... for the record, I accept value in exchange for value these documents. Um... I'm confused, I, uh - "

After this happened, the OP of the juror baitpost immediately edited and said it was just a prank, bro, and directed people to rdrama I don't really blame him for doing that in the heat of the moment, and I guarantee every one of you motherlovers would have done the exact same, so do NOT be hating. You have to understand how fricking intense those few hours after the stream were, people were in absolute panic mode, because nothing like this has ever happened to rdrama. People who weren't even slightly connected to the event were convinced that the feds would be busting down doors.

ALSO, you have to keep in mind that there was a legitimate fear that Darrell would use this as some way to get a mistrial. I think it should be obvious how bad it would be if an actual juror did this. If he thought that there was a chance that someone on the jury had been misbehaving, that could call into question the entire trial. Now, I hate to ruin the fun, but the whole justice4darrell thing was a meme - Darrell Brooks is an absolutely terrible person, and deserves to rot in jail. So, the person probably also wanted to prevent that from happening.

Also also, redirecting everyone to rdrama was SUPER DRAMATIC. Hello new users

Meanwhile, on the subreddit, things really started to pop off. The Juror Bait post had over 2300 comments with a 19% upmarsey rate - hands down the most controversial post I have ever seen. We had something like 30000 people on the baitsub at once lol. I guess the gigajannies went into panic mode so they banned the sub and banned several of the moderators. I had my password changed so I guess they are preserving my account for """evidence""".

Rdrama, of course, melted down because this is probably the most dramatic thing that has ever happened to the website. See also the post I made when I finally got back to my computer and @justcool393's post from when it happened

There were several news articles about the incident.

• Mashable "How a fake Reddit post tried to derail the Darrell Brooks trial" (lmao derail train jokes haha)

• Newsweek "Can A Reddit Post Impact The Darrell Brooks Case?" (spoiler: they say no but they asked a law professor for his opinion)

• Business Insider "How a hoax Reddit post claiming to be from a juror nearly disrupted a chaotic murder trial"

They also signed off with "love, rdrama," referencing the subreddit /r/Drama which is known for stirring up false narratives and gossip-mongering.

Things cool down

The next day, October 26th, The reddit post was again brought up in court. Darrell said he found it "very concerning" and moved for a mistrial. Mommy flatly denied the request, because, well, duh.

To this day, I have not received any message or phone call that links my real name/identity to these shenanigans, much less from law enforcement. In fact, I haven't even seen anyone from outside of rdrama make the connection that rdrama's HeyMoon is reddit's BlackJusticeForever.

That's pretty much it, post your favorite meltdowns in the comments

FAQs

Why BlackJusticeForever?

There is no rhyme or reason to it, I just thought it was funny.

Who are you?

I am a shitposter who just likes to have a bit of a laugh at internet blowhards. I have previously trolled the alt-right website consumeproduct.win and reddit's /r/Christianity. I don't have any real political leaning outside of being funny.

Was this illegal?

Almost certainly not. There is no law that me or anyone else can point to that says "pretending to be a juror in a case is illegal". People keep throwing around contempt of court but that is literally not how the law works, contempt of court is not a crime, it is a penalty that can be doled out by the judge to parties involved in the court case. No one involved was a part of the court case so that doesn't apply. I am covered by the good old fashioned first amendment baby

Also, they can't prosecute me if they can't find me, and they haven't even found me yet

Will there be negative repercussions?

Probably not. Darrell of course tried to use it as grounds for a mistrial, but mommy of course flatly denied it. Pretty much everyone involved, except Darrell, doesn't think it is worth considering. Will it be brought up on appeals? Perhaps, but, again, this is super flimsy. Besides, when the jury decided "guilty", it was obvious that there was not a juror who was thinking about jury nullification. Also, Brooks will use literally any opportunity to stay out of prison so I don't think that one more flimsy piece of evidence will be that much of a benefit to him.

FINAL NOTE

I am not naming anyone else who was involved in this. This isn't because I am an butthole who wants to take the glory for himself but because while I am a total r-slur, some people on this website might want to lay low, and I respect that. I am completely unconcerned about the feds, since it is now two days past this incident and nothing has happened. hurry up, fedjannies, you're on the clock 😂😂😂

DARRELL BROOKS PARTY

mwah mwah oh yeah mwah

and then, when the judge was still talking, I said OBJECTION

so there's this guy named bardfinn and he beats his kids and we cant stop talking about him for more than a day, its really funny

what do you mean /r/subredditdrama is cringe, come here you some of a b-word

Tbh, I'm surprised rdrama managed to make something out of this. I never thought we would ever make another successful bait sub again.

Disclaimer: Note that I'm only discussing the drama, I was not involved in the Justice4Darrell drama nor am I open for any journo interviews. Cite this page if you'd like.

Anyway, here's a recap of everything I saved. Did I miss anything? Comment below. @jannies pls pin. Check the bold link for an archive.

News coverage (obligatory /h/mnn plug):

https://x.com/cathyrusson/status/1585071740769955840 - tweet from Law & Crime Network producer

https://abc7chicago.com/waukesha-parade-attack-darrell-brooks-trial-closing-arguments-wi/12374834/

https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-darrell-brooks-judge-orders-investigation-into-reddit-group-justice4darrell-claiming-to-be-working-with-a-juror-to-nullify-trial

https://www.gmtoday.com/the_freeman/news/live-updates-day-17-of-darrell-brooks-jr-s-waukesha-christmas-parade-trial/article_9f01e3de-5468-11ed-a003-57996fc5ecc0.html

https://heavy.com/news/darrell-brooks-juror-reddit-jury/

https://www.jsonline.com/story/communities/waukesha/2022/10/25/takeaways-on-day-17-of-darrell-brooks-waukesha-christmas-parade-trial/69588410007/

SHOW MORE

Keeping this hole alive. Expect a writeup about Justice4Darrell soon

A funny @reddit story. When I logged in today- I hadn’t been on Reddit for many months (if at all this year) I found that last month r/Drama banned me. I’m sure some self important mod there didn’t like something I said here so they banned me...living up to their name!🙄🤣😂😘👋🏻

— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) June 20, 2019

Username mentions are allowed.

this is a pretty low effort post in the vein as museumposting goes but i did want to link to this if you've wanted to follow the saga

here are the 6 posts lawlz has made so far about youtuber boogie2988. his first one over here was on September 17, 2021. in general boogie has seen some repeated interest from both lawlz and the rdrama community at large so i thought it would be interesting to collate some of the links. i may do a longer more generic post on this at some point

i'll try and remember to update this as it goes along

2019-05-30: Two "weight loss" YouTube channels (Boogie2988 and Amberlynn Reid) are finally reaching their endgames and it isn't good

2020-05-31: Darn I think Amberlynn Reid is actually going to die soon [kinda related, not really]

2020-10-25: Did Boogie2988 or that Frank Hassle dude ever get arrested?

2021-02-15: Boogie2988 just made a whole video about how it sucks to be fat because chairs at buffets can't support his weight and doctors keeping annoying him by telling him the fact that he's 350 pounds

2021-09-17: I'm weirdly kind of addicted to and inspired by his degeneracy at this point

2022-10-16: I was wrong. I think Boogie's YouTube channel being destroyed and then losing his remaining money on crypto is actually a more pathetic ending for his story than going to prison.

2022-10-18: holy shit, Boogie is coming to a convention near me next week. Should I go?

@MasterLawlz

Sorry for yet another lazy post in the museum but I'm trying to keep this hole alive. Maybe I'll do an effortpost on how MaterLawlz destroyed /r/drama.

Sorted by new

I remember finding it once, but I can't find it . May one of you kind dramanauts please post a link to it so I can make a museum post later?

This is the origin of

So basically, a dramatard makes a comment about how his horse died in his pond. People ask for horse pics. Dramatard makes a few posts about it before dragging the horse out of the pond.

Here's the final post in the saga:

https://rdrama.net/post/21312/fishing-for-horses-the-end-of

If anyone has the earlier posts, send me the link because the search system sucks

Editorino: We now have all of them from the source who made some of them zximself! @MarKong

@Aevann please bring them back please

Either way, the CWC pic comes from here.

The shit fricking (apparently) comes from this (anyone knows the artist?)

The bussy is the 🍑 emoji.

The xplosion comes from the fever dream schizo arcade game Metal Slug, credits to @Saltus

DarqWolff makes an appearence

TopMinds Thread

context: back in may of 2019 the admins were cracking down on the "inciting violence" thing and /u/redtaboo sent us a modmail telling us to remove a couple sidebar images, specifically these two

like they got upset at us because we were talking about white extermination. we have the full sidebar images now in their pure uncensored form but they were removed from the rotation because of that

i also believe that one is where the "im too lazy to update the css" image came from. later i had to edit the css to change some flairs but it required me adding some sidebar images we deleted out of the rotation and instead of deleting it entirely and having to rewrite some of the CSS for the sidebar rotation i just added the placeholder image to the image rotation where the white genocide things were

the deleted user in the convo was /u/trappysaruh

if you're still a mod of the sub, here's the actual link: https://www.reddit.com/message/messages/gwc87j

I figured I'd write out something of a summary of Vordrak vs Kiwi Farms since it's quite possibly the maddest I've ever seen anyone get on the internet. It includes a seven month r-slur-feud, an entire school district being shut down after a terrorism hoax, a £10,000 lawsuit for hurt feelings, a £5,000 bounty on yours truly, and the typical swatting/doxing/mean words type of fare you usualy see in an internet drama.

For those who don't know, the kiwi farms are an 'internet culture gossip' forum that began as a Chris-Chan discussion forum and discusses/archives/mocks the internet lives of unusual weirdos on the internet. I've heard some subreddits are iffy about linking directly there due to the open hosting of dox, but you can find it easily enough through google.

Vordrak, who goes by the pen name Matthew Hopkins the Witchfinder, as well as openly going by his real name Samuel Collingwood Smith, is a Britsh ex-councilman, blogger, and obsessive g*mergater and wikisperg. You might know him as the guy who tried to blackmail an anti-g*mergate feminists patrons, or the guy who tried to get wikipedia blocked from the UK because they permabanned him, or as the guy who's building his own twitter with blackjack and hookers. His ED article provides a good rundown of his past, while his KF thread features this entire spat in chronological order, through it's like 100 pages now and packed with garbage shitposts the whole way through. You can find his blog directly by googling 'matthew hopkins witchfinder', but if you're interested enough to be reading all this garbage your best bet is reading the KF thread and following the links there to get it in chronological order.

Anyways, I first met Vordrak when he contacted me here on plebbit to try and feed me dirt on some enemy he'd made who does g*mergate or atheism blockbots or something. The first thing I ever said to him was that I'd heard of him before, he's an r-slur, and he's lucky he doesn't have a KF thread himself. He brushed it off (lol) and pushed forward with giving me his info. I'm not up on all that blockbot drama so I just passed his info on to somebody I know who is. That person decided Vordrak was far more deserving of being the subject of a thread, and made one.

The thread was basically a non-starter. People laughed at him a bit and that was it. If he didn't react it would have got maybe 3 or 4 pages of replies and been forgotten. We didn't realize just how insanely he'd react though. I don't want this to read like a fricking novel and I tried making it something of a timeline but verifying dates and shit is too much effort. I'll just put a list of shit what I remember, basically. If it interests you, I'm sure you'll be able to find the full story elsewhere on the internet.

It all started January 21 - KF thread on Vordrak is created

Vordrak quietly reports us to Linode for non-existant child pornography. They dehost us.

Vordrak reports us to our new host, Gandi, again for child pornography. They dehost us. At no time have we ever hosted child pornography, obviously.

Badly forged emails purportedly from the Kiwi Farms admin, in which he openly admits to being a child molester and stealing/blackmailing the KF community, begin circulating on 8chan.

Vordrak begins releasing a series of smear articles on KF, in the style of tabloid yellow journ*lism. I was going to link them but it's too much effort so just google his blog if you want to read them I guess. They start in April and continue up till now.

Vordrak shops for allies in his crusade using sock accounts and gets told to frick off basically everywhere he can think of. He tried wrongplanet, a bunch of autism activist subreddits, baphomet, /cow/, I can't remember where else. He also contacts every single mentally ill degenerate we make fun of trying to score allies, including actual libertarians (despite almost every single blog post he makes accusing his enemies of being pedos). To date, the only one he's managed to win over is a developmentally challenged neo-nazi from Metapedia, which is kind of sweet I guess.

Vordrak contacts everybody in KF Admin's extended family and their friends and employers, accusing KF Admin of pedophilia and his family of enabling and/or profiting from a child pornography ring. I can't remember everyone he contacted but it got to the point of going after the KF Admin's temporary host's friend's cousin's father's boss or something ridiculous like that.

Vordrak releases smear articles on KF Admin's mother, doxing her and revealing her unpaid parking tickets. Contacts her boss repeatedly insisting she is at the head of a child pornography ring.

Somebody who cannot be proven to be Vordrak, but is obviously Vordrak, impersonates KF Admin to send school shooting threats to schools and media outlets in his local area. The entire school district is shut down in panic and KF Admin gets a knock'n'chat from the Pensacola sheriffs and has to explain why an insane g*mergate nutjob is targeting him.

He makes threats veiled as 'warnings' on his blog that more terror hoaxes will come unless KF Admin is arrested, up to and including anthrax threats.

Realising he's getting nowhere against KF Admin, he starts targeting me. I get some cool smear articles too, and he also starts obsessively contacting his local police, and the police in Pensacola demanding they arrest me for international terrorism (I posted the Hatred intro meme), and libertarian s*x crimes (I tweeted a peepeepic once). He even has a series of insane blog posts in which he photoshops more and more devils horns and garbage onto the Sheriff of Pensacola for his continued refusal to arrest me for being an internet terrorist.

Somebody signs up as 'KiwiDynastia' on ED. Along with Likeicare, they edit Vordrak's article to call him a libertarian. Vordrak immediately threatens Likeicare, KiwiDynastia and Zaiger with a lawsuit.

Vordrak serves me papers over email, which I laugh at. I tell him I'm not KiwiDynastia, he doesn't care. So I laugh more. Our email exchanges are hosted on ED afaik. I'm quite rude to him.

Vordrak offers to drop the suit against Likeicare and Zaiger if they submit to certain demands ; namely reverting his article, banning me and KiwiDynastia from ED, unbanning him from ED, and doxing me and KiwiDynastia. They tell him to frick off, but revert his article anyway because the libertarian stuff is unfunny bullshit.

Vordrak calls for a stay on Likeicare and Zaiger, taking his suit to court against KiwiDynastia. He's awarded a default judgement of £1,000 actual damages, £1,000 costs, and £9,000 in hurt feelings (literally says this). The judge specifically notes that he'll never be able to collect because I'm the only person he properly served, and all I have to do is deny being KiwiDynastia. Oh, and I'm in a jurisdiction that uses British libel judgements as potty paper.

Vordrak posts a £5,000 bounty on my dox. Before you get your hopes up, it's contingent on him getting a full payout from his lawsuit so like... lol.

I do a bit of digging into Vordrak's past to find out what all the Evanescence stuff was about, and track down a young girl he stalked and harassed for over two years because she got made moderator on the Evanescence forums instead of him. The harassment included her family being harassed, compromising her debit card information and IM programs (presumably with a keylogger), and even a failed parliamentary petition to call her 'mean-spirited'. When these failed he started slandering the band as libertarians until legally forced to stop. His victim was 17 when he started that. I post these new revelations. He immediately emails her threatening a defamation suit if she continues talking to me. That's not actually part of the feud, but I thought the fact that he stalked and harassed a minor for over 2 years is worth noting.

Vordrak gets our paypal cancelled by sending them emails or whatever.

And now, seven months down the line, just yesterday, Vordrak demanded that the British version of 'internal affairs' launch a full investigation into why the police aren't taking him seriously and arresting me right now for terrorism and peepee selfies. Apparently an internal affairs investigation is ongoing, because British police are just so darn polite.

That's basically an overview. If you took the time to read all that shit and want to know more, you'll have to go to KF, lolcow.news or Vordrak's blog to get a more detailed version, but at least it won't look (quite so much) like an incomprehensible mess.