Why don't aliens love us bros?

https://x.com/IRHotTakes/status/1749137811746234716

This isn't drama but I think it's cool.

Encounters of the homosexual kind:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059246412183547.webp

Thank you for sharing your weird porn taste with us:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059246413513715.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059246414637475.webp

This is profiling and you know it:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705924641587098.webp

Just burn your equivalent of chinx and sexy Indian dudes for fuel duh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059246416826673.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059246417737021.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705924641921841.webp

OH SNAP:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059246420577395.webp

Idk what this means but hopefully you neurodivergents will:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059249179818063.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059249180962944.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705924918228634.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059249183305013.webp

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You think aliens are gooning to all the human porn we broadcast? :marseycoomer2:

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Almost def.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705927557617471.webp

They prob think we gonna r*pe them after sending nudes as our intro.

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"This is us. As you can see we all have both a convex and smaller :marseyvenn5: more dense rectangular AT Field. We can manifest :marseymanifestdestiny: a supernova burst in front :marseyviewerstare: of us with our minds. We dropped :marseyautismcap: a pin for you on Google :marseygetgle: Maps. And the eyes on top are ALWAYS WATCHING."

"Also notice :marseyattentionseeker: the speed :marseydisagreesuperspeed: lines behind :marseynotes2: us (we are very fast)."

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They made the pp too small now the ayylmaos are laughing at us

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I really hate those academic r-slurs for coming up with that.

>:marseyconfused: why should they be naked?

>:marseyjones: Because we must show them our peepee and vagina!!!!

>:marseyhmm: But wouldn't that give them the impression that we're a bunch of barbaric morons who haven't invented clothes yet?

>:soyjakferal: First of all, you can't say "barbaric" because that's A BAD WORD. Second, we must show them our peepeees and vaginas because that's what we have so we must show them!!!

>:holdupjak: .....

I swear only the sociologists could've come up with the naked part.

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Should have had them dressed in Yeezy drip tbh

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ASL?

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Why's the foid standing so sassily

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She doing the "go ask for a threesome" stance.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17059287479538434.webp

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Would aliens that want to frick humans basically be the equivalent of our furries? Literally the only thing more embarrassing than being wiped out by aliens would be being wiped out by furstrag aliens.

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