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It would be funny if this was true and the reason nobody fucks with Earth is that it is very intimidating that we’re just blasting our signals out nonstop like “come at me, bro.” https://t.co/NcR8gWycGl
— Open Source Stupidity (OSSTU) Starfish (@IRHotTakes) January 21, 2024
This isn't drama but I think it's cool.
Encounters of the homosexual kind:
Thank you for sharing your weird porn taste with us:
This is profiling and you know it:
Just burn your equivalent of chinx and sexy Indian dudes for fuel duh:
OH SNAP:
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You think aliens are gooning to all the human porn we broadcast?
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Almost def.
They prob think we gonna r*pe them after sending nudes as our intro.
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I really hate those academic r-slurs for coming up with that.
I swear only the sociologists could've come up with the naked part.
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Should have had them dressed in Yeezy drip tbh
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They made the pp too small now the ayylmaos are laughing at us
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"This is us. As you can see we all have both a convex and smaller more dense rectangular AT Field. We can manifest a supernova burst in front of us with our minds. We dropped a pin for you on Google Maps. And the eyes on top are ALWAYS WATCHING."
"Also notice the speed lines behind us (we are very fast)."
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ASL?
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Why's the foid standing so sassily
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She doing the "go ask for a threesome" stance.
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Would aliens that want to frick humans basically be the equivalent of our furries? Literally the only thing more embarrassing than being wiped out by aliens would be being wiped out by furstrag aliens.
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