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Gigachad Earth v Chud Sun

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Yes?

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:marseyandjesus: We're here to help you buddy

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is earth older than 7 thousand years and did dinosaurs exist?

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Both. Merge it all. It's a simulation on a dyson sphere, earth is 4.6B yrs old, dinos were a pre-alpha to us, jesus was an admin outside the simulation with console access. The holy trinity still stands- just different forms of the admin interacting with us.

Simulation theory and christianity basically explain each others unanswered questions, but only if you try really hard to look for connections and want it to work.

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