Dick the Birthday BoyEveryone enjoy the great IT heck day of July 19th 2024!!!
LOL our computers won't even turn on. How's your work day going?
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@HITLERSPERM1488 stand with Israel and windows users in this difficult time.
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!codecels can you imagine?
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!remindme 20 minutes post a meme dunking on lincucks
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I will be messaging you on 19.07.2024, 18:19 UTC to remind you of this comment
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I have a corneal abrasion
and it hurts so bad
Doctor was an butthole too, literally sang "now you do~~" when I said I didn't have a history of problems with my eye
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That sucks I hope you feel better
soon :(
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thank you! never knew the eye could hurt so much lmao, and i thought my threshold for pain was pretty good because of all the injuries i had from sports in the past
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Yesterday I felt a discomfort in my eye.
I get ocular migraines really
bad sometimes but this was different.
I rubbed my eye a little
bit and I felt a tug on the inner corner. I figured I had a small 
hair or something 
so I tried pulling 
it away from my eye.
Well..... It turned out to be a hair or a fiber strand that was like 6.35 cm long.
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I was playing badminton with bussy
yesterday, he served the birdy and it was flying 
to my end of the court.
I swung my racket and I missed
it by a whole meter
So suffice to say my depth perception
is also really 
really 
bad.
Are you able to put ice compresses or heat compresses over your eye? That usually helps with my eye pain
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I don't think so, the doctor told me to bear with it LMAO
b-word butt literally gave me ONE xanax to cope with the inability to sleep due to the pain
what a peepee
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Prepare for more pain. When your cornea heals it will itch. You will feel terrible itching inside your eye.
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i cant even drive rn this sucks
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Adding to my list of "medical issues id prefer to avoid"
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Your reckless ownership of dangerous animals has finally caught up with you
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IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT
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Works on my machine
Which means I have to work 
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Operations is that department where you have to pretend to be busy 29 days out of the month, but then that one day comes around and you get all your stress in a single day (or weekend). Most days you browse the internet but then shit like this happens and you want to die. lol
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Seethe windowscel 😏
All our shit is up
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I woke up at 9am and have no wagie boss telling me to get my butt in the office.
inb4 you tell me about your important wagie job. lol
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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So far so good, but I do have a bad stomach ache
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Okay, I'm just kidding. I hope you feel better, LilFartyontheprarie!
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I'll try to recover
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This was a great thing to cap off my red eye. I wish aids, cancer and COVID on all of crowdstrike, just so fricking dumb
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How? Do you all have virtual desktops running on the cloud? How r-slurred is your IT department?
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It's worth it because you save $30/pop on heckin shipping
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All of our systems are fine.
As it turns out, doing our own IT has benefits.
I hope our competitors are suffering though
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fr my boy said everything waas down at his work an d... my day was normal? Like bro if our shitty IT works, everyone who had difficulties today should reevaluate their life choices
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I'm on an email chain with like 100 people where the organization is freaking out because their extremely important financial management SaaS package is down. They're asking if networking can do anything to fix it lol. Sorry, everyone, your problem is in the "cloud" now.
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Anyone with half a brain knew that the push to put everything in one location in the hands of big corpos and their totally cool uptime stats was gonna cost people yuuuuuuge one day.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I'm IT but working for such a gigantic org this isn't my problem. People can't even get in to try to make things my problem.
Happy Friday nerds
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We have good IT guys so we're back in business
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Mine is such a cute twink that everyone started calling him my little twinklet 🥰
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I normally get paid first thing on a friday morning but my pay was 9 hours late
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Got woken up by an emergency notification system at 5am about the crowdstrike BSOD shenanigans. I'm actually one of the few people able to get in but I can't pull any data reporting so I'm effectively just sitting around waiting for everything to be fixed.
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Do ITcels actually accept automatic updates? Is this some new school of thought ignoring all previous history because it's wrong?
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Vax logic applies
If you don't immediately throw anything labelled as an "update" into your system, without stopping to test it or even to wait for someone else to test it, you're considered a looney in the tech world
ACCEPT THE UPDATE CHUD
Tho in this case I don't think CloudStrike even offered an "accept", they just pushed a new bit of "content" (they're not calling it an "update") out to everyone everywhere all at once, and their own client software took it automatically
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After shit like wanna cry happened after MS patched it because ppl didnt update there is more pressure on IT to just update update update after key security patches kept getting ignored and attacks happened.
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That's a good point. I woulda said after Equifax and their servers having a 3 month old vulnerability. I've seen a huge push myself for auto-updates to stay compliant and avoid vulnerabilities, but having the resources to test is costly. I feel bad for the ITcels dealing with it and nobody wants to give them a budget for testing.
IT is generally a cost that everyone hates and continually shits on them for being something that just costs businesses money unlike other departments that make them money. Nobody respects their hustle until shit like this happens and they need them to help.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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From what I could tell you cant even turn off automatic updates for cloud strike it always automatically patches security stuff.
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Oh that's funny. I'd never even heard of it before!
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which computers are these any microsoft or specific OS?
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Working off my mac so same as usual. I actually got the cpu to spike to 100% and the fans to go het engine mode on it running some large species assignment pipeline
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My car stereo had to reboot this morning. I don't think I've seen that happen before. This was obviously some sort of EMP attack
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Hospital called, cat's doing ok. Very chatty. Should be able to pick him up tonight if his kidney values look good this afternoon.
As long as my personal computer works, I'm happy. Spending this beautiful summer day in the basement working in Premiere. I have Windows Update disabled, still running 10 21H2 because 22H2 breaks my programs hardcore
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Didn't have any issues on windows tbh
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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around
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They fired 15% of the company for unrelated reasons, thanks for asking
(not me tho)
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Printer stopped working. Loafed all the work off to the
that got responsibility next week.
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