Why do gay people sound like that?

Okay. You don't need all this analysis and crap funded by government. Gay men, when they are around other gay men, talk like teenage girls. That's it. And if you find yourself talking to a gay man who isn't sure if you're gay, they will signal with a "gay lisp." It'll sound fruity and "omg like so fantastic~." When around a lot of straights, they tend to tone it down (literally), but their speech and nonverbal behavior will still resemble to a small degree the mannerisms of a teenage girl.

!fellas, just wanted to improve your .

!lgbt !cuteandvalid, you know it's true.