We're so close too immortality dramabros
https://old.reddit.com/r/longevity/comments/12r7yc0/young_plasma_rejuvenates_blood_dna_methylation/
Plus this one from /r/soyence
https://old.reddit.com/r/science/comments/10v480m/arthritis_drug_mimics_young_blood_transfusions_to/
The paper in question
https://academic.oup.com/biomedgerontology/article/79/5/glae071/7618060#google_vignette
From the article: From Silicon Valley to Mad Max, the idea of powerful older people harvesting blood from the young pops up throughout pop culture, but it's not purely fiction
Oh my science is just like mad maxerino! 
!ifrickinglovescience !chemistry it's still an interesting paper so you guys should give it a read 
Dramatards whose blood will you take? Can someone ping the vampires?
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Did we already not know this when old rich people started buying transfusions from young people to swap blood?
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Wealthy people are always right
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We should snort mummies to absorb their wisdom too.
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can we get a chad bezos emoticon?
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when are us consumers gonna get access to insurance covered adrenochrome transfusions?
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Simple to synthesize, FWIW
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But now le heckin science proves it!!!
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Youngblood rejuvenates everything
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Does it also make them bulletproof? No reason.
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This may just solve the birth rate crisis in SKorea. In a culture obsessed with looks, suddenly having your own fountain of youth at home is not such a bad thing after all.
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Someone please explain to me why this is actually bullshit. There's no way something can ever happen.
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Here's the fricking explanation, babe:
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It's real and you will never be able to afford it. Cope, poorcel
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Oprah and Sandra Bullock know all abput this, just look up their peepee facials
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IT'S BECAUSE LAB MICE ARE fricking TURBO INBRED AND THEIR KIDNEYS ARE fricking SHITTY SO GUNK BUILDS UP
THERE IS NO fricking MAGIC YOUTH GOO IN THE fricking YOUNG MOUSE BLOOD. THE fricking OLD MOUSE BLOOD IS fricking JUST STINKY
(IF THIS ALSO IS fricking TRUE IN HUMANS IT WOULD BE fricking VERY FUNNY BECAUSE THEN IT MEANS THE fricking OLD LEECH TREATMENT DOCTORS USED TO DO MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN USEFUL)
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Leeches were pretty useful for leech sellers
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Leeches were actually useful in some cases, the issue was over prescription and misunderstanding of the core mechanic behind why they worked. They were, and occasionally still are, really good at restarting or helping blood flow, and getting rid of blood, they can even help with preventing clots.
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Leeches will make a BIG comeback when we have to filter out all the microplastics in our bodies soon!
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remember, it's anti-semitic and bad faith to wonder if this could work on humans
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Pathetic
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Snapshots:
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