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We're so close too immortality dramabros
https://old.reddit.com/r/longevity/comments/12r7yc0/young_plasma_rejuvenates_blood_dna_methylation/
Plus this one from /r/soyence
https://old.reddit.com/r/science/comments/10v480m/arthritis_drug_mimics_young_blood_transfusions_to/
The paper in question
https://academic.oup.com/biomedgerontology/article/79/5/glae071/7618060#google_vignette
From the article: From Silicon Valley to Mad Max, the idea of powerful older people harvesting blood from the young pops up throughout pop culture, but it's not purely fiction
Oh my science is just like mad maxerino! 
!ifrickinglovescience !chemistry it's still an interesting paper so you guys should give it a read 
Dramatards whose blood will you take? Can someone ping the vampires?
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Did we already not know this when old rich people started buying transfusions from young people to swap blood?
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when are us consumers gonna get access to insurance covered adrenochrome transfusions?
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Simple to synthesize, FWIW
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Wealthy people are always right
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We should snort mummies to absorb their wisdom too.
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But now le heckin science proves it!!!
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