Eagle Scout Review Boards hate this one weird trick to start fires with wet wood covered in snow!
Fun for all ages, but less prosecutable as a minor!
1. Save every scrap of styrofoam that you ever see.
2. Buy a regulated container for gasoline (steal or $25)
3. Buy a big butt glass jar with a crew top lid. Idk pickles or something? Rinse it out well and let it air dry (steal or $4)
4. Buy some gasoline ($3-4 per gallon)
5. Pour a little bit of gasoline into the jar.
6. Shmoosh some styrofoam into it and let it melt. It will look gooey, maybe pinkish?
7. Get a feel for how much gasoline you have to add for how much more styrofoam you think you need to add.
8. Shut the lid tight.
9. Don't tell anyone else what you just did.
10. Bring this magical jar with you to every scout camp you ever go to but don't use it unless it rains or snows.
11. See (10). Get the wet wood and schmear your magic goo on the underside. Light it on fire AND STAND BACK! That smoke is toxic, what the frick were you thinking?
12. The wood catches of fire and you saved the day.
!pyros !eagles !scouts !scientists
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Col Killjoy died of lymphoma.
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A juggalo friend of mine burned down his trailer parks playground with this life hack.
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Wow he must be super terrible at pushing styrofoam into a jar while not smoking at the same time.
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Stop your anti smoking propaganda
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He was off like 3 boxes of coricidin.
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Unnecessary and uncalled for ping
two more strikes and you're getting blocked + megadownmarseyd buddy, don't test your luck
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!chuds I think this hole is rigged. Two for two.
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No going outside on rDrama
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Don't use it to set fire to the football field at school unless there's absolutely no witnesses or cameras.
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I know where this is going.
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This is the kind of shit we'd actually do in Boy Scouts and it's the reason girls dropped out of the Girl Scouts left and right; they never got to do ANY fun stuff.
marseyboyscout when?
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Our favorite activity was to get a giant pile of dried leaves and to dump a giant armful on top of the fire and watch as it made a huge fireball for a couple seconds.
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We'd do that and then peer pressure the younger kids to jump over it just before it flared up.
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Our ASM just used magnesium shavings while telling us to not tell the other ASMs or SM.
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lol. I love the rampant and widespread "temporary one-time don't tell anybody else" role model style.
I was at a bible camp forever ago and since both us and the camp counselors stayed up playing Risk the previous night we cmmandeered a prayer room and just slept.
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@DeepKeepShill's Eagle Scout Board of Review seemed too just care about "leadership." That stupid buzzword is all the rage these days. IF we're all supposed too be leaders, who shall be the followers? @DeepKeepShill say this as a feminist ally.
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