Exploring the crater of Mt St. Helens

My friend and I went to Mt. Saint Helens and explored Ape Caves there when it was shut down due to COVID. Pretty surreal to be exploring some ancient cave system hundreds of miles away from anyone else. Epic experience, though.

I summitted it once, that was enough. The last mile is pretty tough but going down I used my coat as a sled and slid down to the tree line and saved myself about 3 hours. It's pretty wild up there at the summit though, Lovecraftian even.

You know, this comment was posted from the wrong alt. I have to keep my fetish separate from my other accounts specifically because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO SHARKS AND THAT HAS NO BEARING ON THIS ARGUMENT. This is fricking 2017 it shouldn't even have to be said, but FRICK!!!!!

What does have bearing on this argument is objective facts. Facts like: a low shoulder to waist ratio being attractive on human females.

Facts like: juicer bullies like you are what's wrong with the world of fitness.

Facts like: you and your little "fitnesscirclejerk" buddies are too busy staring at men's asses to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you frick her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.

Facts like: you're too busy thinking about the gym and where you're gonna get your next steroid fix to realize that I'm on seddit learning stuff that's gonna help ME get the girl of YOUR dreams.

Wake up, bud. Your a frickin' pathetic excuse of a man. I might not be as big as you. I might never be as big as you cuz I have too much honor to stick a needle in my butt. But I'm twice the man you'll ever be, sharktits and all.

Snapshots:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)