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Poor people discover central vacs

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We had one but tbh I did always wonder where the frick the dust went.

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1000% chance some guy has gotten his peepee stuck in one of those sockets

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:#marseyme:

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Thats why we added blades in the 50s

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Are they real vaginal blades?

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There are versions that are contact based, not vacuum/door based so there's no vacuum in the system.

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I'd be even more concerned about burst blood vessels.

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cvacs are fricking garbage lmao


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The one we have is great. You just have to get it serviced every year.

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>you have to get your vacuum serviced annually


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Wouldn't you? It's an investment for convenience and you can actually go years without servicing but its worth the ~$100 if you don't take care of it.

I bet you don't even get your HVAC serviced yearly. :marseyindignant:

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It's an investment for convenience

As soon as I am servicing my vacuum it becomes inconvenient.

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Facts. I just throw my vacuum in the garbage every year and buy a new one.

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You don't someone else does. :marseycapitalistmanlet:

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Scheduling and then letting someone into my house is an even bigger inconvenience.

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Wrong, chud. You let them into your garage. They're also not trashy like some of the HVAC repair and pest control men.

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It could be a suit and tie neighbor wearing a bowtie and a stovepipe hat, I still have to let him in and supervise. And he can service the main unit, but unless he's a ahapeshifter he won't reach the connection ports upstairs from the garage or basement, you BIPOC.

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Is Honeywell your manufacturer


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Not super familiar with Beam but I dealt with Honeywells for years and they soured me entirely on the concept

It's all so unnecessary and inconvenient anyway


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>I dealt with Honeywells for years

Carp is an HVAC repair man. :marseynotes:

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Typical choice of trade for a Carp tbh

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I like being able to get the edges and corners and go under furniture with the central vac head. I think we only had it serviced a few times in 20 years and it only recently died from a lightning strike and it was $100 to replace the main board.

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My mom has that same one at her house. It works pretty decently.

I came across a Hoover GUV for $75, which is similar but meant for garages (so the hose connects to the front rather than being hardpiped). Couldn't pass it up.

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Interesting. That actually sounds really useful compared to dealing with a large shop vac.

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Shopvac still has better overall suction and wet capability, but the Guv is tits when I just want to quickly vacuum off my work area or inside a car.

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Shouldn't you have maids to do the vacuuming?

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LMAO i had a cvac in my old house and we never had it serviced my parents would just have me take the bag out and whack it in the trashcan for 16+ years :marseydukenukem:

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Yeah, haven't really heard good things about them

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I grew up with one and it isn't too bad. Just make sure you turn it on early :marseyshrug:

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>In the United States, the average central vacuum system has an installed cost of around $1,000.

That cheap? You have to route ducts through the walls and shit, how is it that cheap?

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United States

Their house walls are made of paper, no routing required.

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In europe you are allowed one 4x6 wall per person. Its 70000 euros and taxed an additional 50% on top of that. Once you've applied for the license permit of course. You can't just have people walking around who own walls.

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I own a house made of concrete in Mexico, it's nice but it's a fricking pain in the peepee if you need to move wiring or God forbid, remodel the bunker you live in.

Sheet rock is fine, you can insulate it and there's no reason you need it to be 2ft thick reinforced concrete.

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I love our walls. Would be a huge PITA to mount all my monitors and pegboard and shelves in plaster or brick

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How so? You drill a hole, put in a dowel and that TV mount will support a grown man doing pull ups.

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When we are free to alter our buildings how we see fit because we have land and property, things are built to consider customization.

Enjoy your rented brick shanty house that's 30 centimeters from your culinarily adventurous neighboUr though.

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Lards are too easy to bait.

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If you have a crawlspace above or below it's not that difficult. You just run a hole saw down the header and hope you don't hit any nails.

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They stopped installing that shit in houses in like the 70s.

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Wrong.

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!fellas are you thinking :marseythonk: what im thinking :marseythinkorino: :horny:

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But why

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Idk it was inconvenient (really long hose) and my mom used a regular vacuum most of the time.

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Do they still Install these in new houses? My parents have one in their house that was built in the 00's but I don't see them that often anymore.

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I sometimes hear about them but I think most people with vacuum autism just get a Miele or Sebo now. Namaste

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I usually see them in 1970s/80s houses.

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I keep mine right next to my undercounter trash compactor.

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Central vac ends up taking up more space than a regular one. You need an entire closet for the stupid long hose

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Would :marseywould: you not just sweep :marseyjannyitsoverwereback: the debris to the vacuum :marseypojom: port?

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Hard to do if you're dealing with carpet and also sweeping isn't nearly as effective as vacuuming

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Because you only have the sweep attachments in the kitchen.

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I've seen them quite often in some duplexes and townhouses.

Kind of the opposite here, poors got central vac, middle didn't, rich did.

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ooo la la queen frozen with her fancy futuristic science house that has built in vacuums :hmph:

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:marseyconfused: ive literally never seen one of these and im not a disgusting poor

is this just like a midwest thing

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It's more of a Canada thing.

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My uncle had one in California, and I've seen them a few times in Texas.

The Candian thing is lacking the in-sink grinders.

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How's that better than a Dyson? It seems so awkward and weird. Maybe it made more sense in the olden days when hoovers were wired and heavy.

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My grandparents' house had this. The house was a real piece of shit that probably should have been torn down and they never really used it, but they had it.

lol @ the commenter claiming battery-powered vacuums are just as good, though. I've had battery-powered vacuums before. They're fricking awful.

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>My 250W battery-powered vacuum is just as good as a 1500W plug-in

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1500W

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:#marseyshrug:

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If you aren't using gas powered vacuum cleaners you're just wasting your time.

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this post sucks, you should be ashamed

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haha i get it!

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My old house :marseyvampirecrusader: had one but it was so big and had so many ports that you lost most of the suction to air resistance and it was hard not to trip over the FUZZY HOSE

It was cool, but then I got a maid

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I have one of these too and it works pretty well - it's called a "Cleaning Lady"

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I pay two old Dominican woman $200 to come to my house every other Thursday morning and clean it. Completely worth it, drastically reduces my cleaning to just the occasional sweep or counter wipe.

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Same except mine is a middle aged guy from Gambia (we think he's gay).

Totally worth it.

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Dumbest appliance ever invented

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>not paying a mexican woman to vacuum for you

:marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm:

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Yes, please give me an expensive thing that costs thousands to replace when it breaks, is more inconvenient to use, and take up more space in my house over the cheaper, easier, smaller, just as effective version.

I hate burgers.

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I hate burgers.

IIRC, it's more common in other countries. They are very convenient and not as expensive as you think.

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How the frick is it more convenient than a regular vacuum

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You don't have to haul around a heavier vacuum and it stores a lot more in its container. Mine is also substantially stronger unless I pay $1k+ for a dyson vacuum. I also think its easier on my hardwood floors since there aren't any wheels sliding around it.

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Dirt could be here, he thought...something something with a vacuum, you can go anywhere.

(My parent's first house in Chicago had this thing and though I was very young, I remember it being a constant pain in the butt. I'm not shocked, however, that many people never heard of these before; I don't think they were that widespread back in the day. It'd be funnier to ask people if they know what a septic tank is.)

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Septic tanks are more of an urban/rural split than a wealth split, aren't they?

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i just learned what these are today :marseysad: am i poor?

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Maybe 1/10 as good as a kirby and not even more convenient/space efficient. This kind of shit is how you spot fake rich people

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don't talk to me about vacuums unless you use ELECTROLUX :marseyscoot:

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Dyson

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Nothing sucks peepee like electrolux

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what kind of vacuum do you use frocho?

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I actually use just a mop thingy (wood floors/tile). I have clear tape for the rugs 😂 our maid in Japan taught me that trick.

When we had a central vac my mom rarely used it, they are kind of cumbersome. But I thought it was funny people hadn't even heard of them. I'm not really that big of a snob I promise.

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You didn't explain the tape... shrouded in mystery as always

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You take like packing tape and you wrap it around your hand and you tap your hand against the rug and it picks up the dirt and hair. I had gone over to my maid's house once for some reason. She had a teeny tiny apartment in Tokyo. That's how they cleaned their floor (no room for a vacuum).

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:marseysquint:

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Tape for rugs? What do you mean?

I've seen people with those also lol don't think they're snobby, no one I knew ever used them either

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that is fricking mental

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Is this a regional thing? I don't think I've ever seen that in the west/mountain west

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They make very convenient trap door style ones too. Where you can sweep towards it. Then just open the door and the dirt pile is sucked away.

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@HailVictory1776's aunt and uncles house has those. When @HailVictory1776 was real little @HailVictory1776 opened the cover and the loud as frick vacuum noise scared the shit out of @HailVictory1776

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