slopposting on my timeline :marseywaffle: :marseyblimble:

https://x.com/nikolaiker/status/1744073038348632481

https://x.com/NoContextHumans/status/1744124250926010522

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GDRK0u9W4AEv1t1?format=jpg&name=small

was scrolling (tragically) and got like 2 in a row and I've never done an effortpost so :marseyshrug:


its one thing when these communist palestine supporters speak on behalf of bipocs that hate them

its another when they speak on behalf of me :marseyindignant: :marseypoor: :marseyrage!:

you can buy fruit and vegetble at the store and its not expensid

I have tons of free dry beans rice and I cook them they last for years you just rinse the moths out :marseyeyeroll:

its always suburban middle class larpers justifying these ppls behavior solely becaues they're melinated

(they'r def not poor look at those countertops :marseykween:)

these goons are literal white saviors



but who's gonna save me? :marseytears:


So here's a dive into this random poster:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047005569194992.webp she(?) accuses her detractors of being the real larper

and heres the countertop :marseyinvestigate!:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047005569834244.webp

no particleboard in sight :marseyeyeroll2: and gasp they're making they own food

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047005571078525.webp

no idea what an "afro-native latinx" is but she's puerto rican ig? idk why I'm diving this deep. I guess I want to know what fuels a person to be so constantly inflammatory

the drama generation is certainly admirable but this person mentioned having just unprivated their account from the last controversy they stirred up so I wonder what toll this takes on a person.

If they're not animeposting they're ranting and arguing about endless idPol: race, s*x, lgbt, palestine, colonizers, who can say 'gringo' etc. must be exhausting

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047005572180424.webp

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I kinda want a glass cutting board now...

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>wake up in the morning

>Flintstones multivitamin ~10c, negligible calories

>cup of instant coffee, no milk, no sugar ~10c, negligible calories

>5lbs raw bananas (buy in bulk): ~$3, ~2000 calories

>sorted for the rest of the day. Total cost: $3.20 Monthly cost: $96

You also save money on not having to buy an oven. I suggest getting the banana marathon out of the way in one go instead of trying to pace it out across the day.

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:#donkeykongbanana2: :#monke:

OO OO AA AA

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:#marseynotes:

Fascinating. Would you say there are any downsides to this all-banana diet?

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Elevated potassium levels maybe which can encourage :marseyfingergoodjob: heart :marseymask: arrhythmias.

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Your shit will become stone

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There was some vegan YouTuber (Freelee the Banana Girl) ago who used to push a banana heavy diet and it stopped her period lol

Also lol

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:gigachadqueen#:

Also I'll never forget that fatpeoplehate was one of the only subreddits that had more women than men users

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:marseywould:

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I kneel :#mariogoatse: for my dramapilled queen :#seasoningpolicequeen:

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Fricking based

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You can get 2000 Calories of gummi :marseycandy: worms for $4 and youll still be hungry :marseyvorezombiewolf:

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This is basically my bulking diet tbh. 1 protein shake with 67 grams of protein and a multivitamin for breakfast. The rest of the day I have five 12 oz dr peppers, and roughly 2000 calories in candy. Works like a charm

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96 dollas on breakfast alone???? Obummers america yall

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for 5lbs of bananas every day

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Thats a normal banana budget here :marseybrasileiro:

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>budget

>not picking them outside at your own banana plantation

NGMI

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Well I don't pick them myself dear

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I consume my bananas rectally.

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:donkeykongbass: :donkeykongbanana:

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>no monkey chow

ngmi

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I just eat monkey biscuits instead because my zoo can afford it

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um A neighbor would rather eat corn dogs for breffis than literally all that bull

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On the internet, no one knows youre Donkey Kong.

Based and retvrn to monke pilled tho :monke:

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>bananas

Unless youre working out or engaging in physical labor, you dont need those carbs

1/3rd cup of trail mix is better

Actually better to skip any calories in the morning

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um yeah rice and beans :marseybutt2: and shit are cheap :marseydiscount: but there's multiple people in the house, it adds up quickly!!!

>wouldn't that apply to the corndogs too?

(She didn't address this btw)

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But they did have breakfast this morning

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But I did have corn dogs for breakfast

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Breaking your New Year's resolution already eh?

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Always hated the "its cause its cheap" excuse. A 20lb bag of rice is $20 and lasts months if its not consumed daily. Ground beef is cheap af. Chicken and pork are ridiculously cheap. Frozen veggies are great and dont cost much either. Theres zero excuses for not eating well

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they just have a compulsion to defend their pet minorities at all costs and remove any accountability like a cute puppy that peed on the floor.

they even go to bat for asians there. and 'afro-latinx' but NOT white latinx who are colonizers :marseynote!s:


to a shitlib the world is a zoo to gawk at and HOW COULD YOU BLAME THOSE POOR DEFENSELESS ANIMALS?? THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER!! :platytired:

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“Holy shit youre keeping slaves?”

“Erm it's cheaper than buying my own cotton dont poorshame me”

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the KKK didn't know any better either they were just scared of the police and doing community justice

they felt threatened by their colonizers taking over their space

it's not their fault that socioeconomic factors and a broken school system taught them hate and violence :marseysad:

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This but unironically.

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Worse than that, I just posted a 50lb bag of jasmin rice (good shit) from walmart :marseyscooter: for like $27. They have zero excuse.

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Sorry bigot, not everyone has cheap food as part of their diet!

Plus that 50 lb bag of rice will only last you like two days anyways!

:marseyclapping2: Do :marseyclapping2: better! :marseyclapping2:

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>how long does a bag of rice last, 2 days?

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This meme is about to become dated as heck :marseymerchant:

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If she's seriously arguing Puerto Ricans don't live off rice she's either a massive larper or an amazing troll. :gigachadqueen:

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>rice isn't a part of everyones diet!

But it should be if you need cheap food. That's what they're saying lmao.

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>the child is picky

I mean if I starve him he won't be

Just stop being a shit parent.

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My bad, I didn't realize the child :marseynoyoupedozoom: may be choosey.

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How about you hit your r-slur child until they eat what you feed them

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:soycry: Nooo! You have to get down to their eye level and plead with them and use facts and logic until they consent to eat vegetables


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No need to hit them, they'll eat it once they're hungry enough.

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The children are much less choosey once they miss a meal or two.

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A 2 pound bag of rice is 10 full bowls or 13c a bowl

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A big bag of rice is like 50 bucks now, sadly. Ground beef isn't great for you but everything else you've said is true. I even eat salmon for reasonable prices most days.

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a big bag of rice is $50 now

Its actually $29 for 25lbs

ground beef isnt great

Its good protein, throw it with some rice, spices and stock and bam, youve got a simple cajun dirty rice.

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No it's not the dollar tree has rice 1.25 for 2 lbs. Best price in the states.

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Still cheaper than hotpockets

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rice is trash high carb peasant food though.

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So true. They should be eating corndogs and frozen pizza instead

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In feudal grorious Nippon, peasants did not eat rice because it was too precious. :marseygeisha: :marseygeisha: It was saved to use essentially as currency. :marseychingchongpearlclutch: You eat rice now darn guy :marseychingchongshooter: :marseychingchongshooter: :scaryasianwife: :marseychingchongraging: :marseychingchongraging: :marseychingchongshooter:

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Get fricked

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its peasant food

Yes, but were literally discussing food for poors

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fried rice is :marseychefkiss:tho

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flied lice :marseychingchong:

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This is why the japs are so obese right

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they're not obese because they understand serving sizes.

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Poor African, Beaner and muzzrat immigrants eat loads of rice and legumes while living side by side with American Negroes

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I eat trash because I'm lazy, not because it's cheap. These are the people who blame capitalism for their personal failings.

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You don't want a glass cutting board. Zero friction, knife blade slides easier and it just feels wrong. People get glass cutting boards to feel modern or if they're lazy and want something easier to wash.

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Plus it fricks up your knives. Wood is where it's at

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:#marseymask: :#marseycovidscare:

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May I introduce you to dish soap and hot water?

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I just wanted to post the cute marseys and stir a bit of shit :#marseybow:

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:#gigachad2:

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I kinda want a glass cutting board now...

Nah, get nice thick plastic or wood glass is annoying and some people say it dulls your knives.

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Don't get plastic cutting boards, ever. These things shed microplastic like dandruff. It's just not worth it

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Microplastics are actually good for you

:#marseysalad:

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Helps you save on HRT

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:#marseyglow2:

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is this actually true should i nig my plastic board

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I put raw food on mine for spices and stuff, but I don't cut on it. :marseyangel:

I'd assume small bits of plastic would get into the food if I was cutting and scraping a knife on it, so :marseyshrug:.

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I wouldn't want to cut chicken on wood

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plastic

Enjoy your estrogen

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Just get a butcher block as your counter and chop directly onto it

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I want one but the idea of spending $200 on a piece of wood makes me not want to

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