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ULTRANIGMATIC-MEGAVAMPIRE funy/cats :sneedcat2typing:  3mo ago (youtube.com) Edited 3mo ago 270 thread views #293702

The taquitos cuck has returned to Caleb Hammer :marseycalebhammer: :marseyletsfuckinggo2:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UAelXi4AEhs

I have completely lost interest in Hammer's shtick, this feels like either a bit or an act of desperation, but I'm all for it :marseypopcorn:

If you're unfamiliar this is this guy. Very much worth watching, peak Caleb Hammer content. A mentally ill and highly delusional Onlyfans subscriber and journ*list who got a felony conviction for threatening to eat the heart of a Republican politican. Lives off his parents at 41 and refuses to get a job he thinks is below his station. Invented the "taquitos" meme by suggesting that gas station taquitos were an economic daily meal but ramen was not

:#marseycalebhammer:

He is back after allegedy sending death threats and dressed like an African housekeeper for some reason. Immediately challenges Caleb on having no business degree and requests a boxing match

At 5:50 Caleb says bussy :marseysoypoint2#:

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I love that guy. I don't know how many subreddits he :marseyjanny: but it's at least double digit.

  • Unsupported delusions of grandeur

  • Believes some policy paper he wrote for some 3rd rate political journal resulted in congressman losing their jobs

  • Refuses to work at most jobs. Not because its beneath him, oh no definitely not that. Instead he's too smart for those jobs and would be fired when he upstages his :marseysmoothbrain: bosses who would be jealous of his talent

He's reddit personified

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Not because its beneath him, oh no definitely not that. Instead he's too smart for those jobs and would be fired when he upstages his :marseysmoothbrain: bosses who would be jealous of his talent

The new lore is that he actually refuses to work because he's disabled :marseydisabled: and didn't want to admit it and Caleb is a meanie for pressing him

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Haven't watched the new video yet. That's going to be an after work treat :marseypre#sents:

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The weirdest thing about this guy is he seems to actually be kinda conservative. I'm watching the postshow and he says he got banned from Reddit for posting antivax stuff during Covid. Also some rando who says that encountered him irl said he was sperging out at people for wearing masks

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