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attacked by raccoons 
outside their tenement 
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I see the poors are pretending to be big wallet niggas again est. 2016
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No they probably cant but also consider how pathetic you are if you can't fend off a racoon. You should also consider how embarrassing it is to post such nonsense to reddit/social media in the first place.
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I like that more people think they could beat a pibble than an eagle... what?!
Yeah an eagle can frick you up with its claws and beak, but its like 8kg and has hollow bones. Youll be torn to shit but once you get a good grip you can easily kill it.
Meanwhile a pibble is like 30kg, and all the tricks about fingering its bussy or tearing the legs apart are literally just memes that dont work in reality, and especially dont work if its chewing up your scalp and eyeballs.
Think about it, why do cops and the military use dogs to sicc on people, and not eagles....
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I think they're probably thinking smaller than a pibble when they hear medium dog. Something like a cocker spaniel or something
The craziest thing to me is that 30% think they'd lose to a fricking rat
Almost 1 in 4 "men" think that a RAT would kill them
Who the frick are these people?
!poll_voters could you beat a rat in a fight to the death? You're both unarmed
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The last graph is really a graph that shows the percentage of Americans and Brits who are r-slurred:
If you remove the 10% of American r-slurs from the counts for the other animals suddenly the Brits and Americans match.
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I couldn't beat a rat in a fight, it would run away and I wouldn't be able to chase him
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It would probably be a tie, I kill it, then die from whatever disease it has infected me with
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I could definitely take at least one redditor in a fight
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Thats even below a rat tbqh
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Im giving them the benefit of the doubt that they think of a rat "attacking" them from behind some trashcans before scurrying away. Or they're hippies and just said they wouldnt fight any animal.
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Also, this chart shows that americans are r-slurred. Thinking they could take on a crocosile, lion, or elephant unarmed lmao
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Cause they're fricking kitties
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man if I ever got a 'good grip' on an eagle...
that being said the goose thing is crazy
cats can be pretty nasty when they're mad. despite most people having interacted with a cat (I would presume)
they rank it so much higher than geese. geese literally can't do anything. maybe they get a bite in , which might bruise but wont break the skin like a cat or rat (rodent teeth are nasty)
at which point the goose's main weakness (bird neck) will be stubborly attached to your arm as it tries to pull and twist bc that's all it can do
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Kitty butt long-necked birds are only c*nts because people arent willing to frick them up. Literally no danger beyond a few scratches.
If you cant take on a goose in a proper fight you should unironically migrate to canada for
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I am reading this as /u/Local-Grapefruit-660 tried to fight the racoons, lost and is now mad.
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Can't afford thick trash bags that animals can't get into easily.
Poors making their own problems.
News at 11.
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