Deranged temporarily embarrassed millionaire plans on becoming Travel Nurse then paying everything off

Caregiver, 5900 in, 6715 out monthly

Recently started, paycut from 22 an hour to 19 an hour. Old job (the 22) was some medical manufacturing thing

Wants to become a Nurse Practitioner, sees this as a stepping stone

2 dogs 2 cats

Claims all spending is necessities timestamp

• "Going out to eat is definitely for work"

"Large Purchases Category" timestamp

• $2'000, all CashApps out

• Rent payments through here?

Claims 0/10 timestamp

• Tries to justify spending on eating out

• Diabetic

• Fatness discussion timestamp

Car storytime timestamp

• $35'000 car

• Prior had a 2019 Kia, behind on payments. Claims payment was made but some paperwork error, did a voluntary repo? Went out and grabbed a new car. Still owes on the old one?

• "I got on Google and I looked for places that work with people in my situation and I ran across this website called CreditYes"

• $836 minimum payment, value of 14'000ish. Interest rate is "above 20%"

• Counting on becoming a travel nurse to make enough money to pay this off?

• Has moved his payments to the end twice?

• Continuation of car storytime timestamp

  • Turns into an argument about how financially responsible the guest is timestamp

Georgetown rent $1685 a month (northernmost suburb of Austin apparently)

• "I do too much for my family to be that far away from them" - when suggested he move ten minutes away from Georgetown

• When presented with some random listing - "That's not a house, that's an apartment, and it's usually for college kids"

• Fixated on maintaining a Georgetown address for some reason

• Admits the reason can't move is actually owing $4'000 to another apartment complex timestamp

  • Moved into this current one before the other hit his credit. "Does not agree" with the amount they claim is owed

  • Claiming - A month's rent, replacing carpets,

Education timestamp

• A bunch of student loans -

  • Has been late on these in past, "I don't think I've made a single payment on those student loans since I've had them"

  • $20'000? Up from 16 when borrowed

• Plans on going back to school (credits have expired?), hasn't gone since 2012

Collections timestamp

• $546, doesn't know what it's from.

  • Apparently this was from hospital - "didn't have the money to pay"

  • Might be from falling down the stairs and twisted ankle, might be from falling and getting contusion on arm bone, might be from diabetes?

• $864, doesn't know where it's from (been 9 months)

• $734 "Bank of Missouri" from a credit card not paid

  • Was paying but stopped, does not remember why stopped

• $476 Another credit card

Mystery of the Endless Cashapp Payments timestamp

• A series of OnlyFans payments timestamp

  • Because "boredom"